THE CRONICLES OF RAVY AND ARTY
Disclaimer By Foaly: Guess what? Rose is letting me once again do the disclaimer. She owns nothing. Nothing I tell you! NOTHING!
Rose: Insecure?
Root: Ya think?
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"So we're going to Australia?" asked Artemis. He really had no idea as to what they could do there.
"Yep," said Raven.
They were boarding a plane to Sydney Australia. Artemis had finally talked Butler into leaving.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Positive?"
"But what if the plane explodes a thousand feet up in the air?"
"I'll take my chances."
So Butler went back to Fowl Manor.
They got off the plane after 21 hours of listening to Hannah, Rose, and Evil saying:
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"Yes."
"Really?"
"Keep dreaming."
When they had finally landed, they found the airport was right next to the beach, where the Great Barrier Reef was located.
Raven looked through the envelope.
"Okay… so we have to get to an off city area of Australia to…"
She paused.
"Am I reading this right?"
She handed it to Artemis. His eyes widened.
"One of us has to wrestle a live kangaroo?"
"Oh, so that's what it said?" asked Raven taking it back to look at it again.
"Why?" asked Artemis. "What did you think it said?"
"Something about clams. Anyways, we have to get started. I want to be done this before those stuck-up-Brits are."
The Sandy Desert
Australia
"So who will wrestle the kangaroo?"
"I know!" shouted Bob.
Everyone groaned.
"We could each play 1 on 1 capture the chicken, and loser-"
"How about we just draw straws?" asked Bean.
They shrugged.
Holly (yes, they never left) passed out straws to everyone.
"Okay mud-whelps, whoever has the shortest straw, will receive the honor of wrestling a kangaroo."
Artemis looked down at the one and a half inch tiny straw in his hand.
Figures.
Root, Holly and Foaly burst out laughing.
Foaly pulled out his hi-tech video camera.
"The rest of the LEP are going to want to see this!"
Artemis glared at the camera. Why couldn't someone like Juliet do this? She'd be delighted! But noooooooooooooo. Artemis just had to be the one to do this.
"Okay, so let's go find a kangaroo!" shouted Rose.
They looked through the sand and plateaus, until they found a big kangaroo hopping around in the shade, with an Australian filming it a few yards away.
Raven tapped him on the shoulder.
"G' day mates!" he said looking at the Gothic's and fairies. "What can I do fore ya?" (It's spelled like that on purpose, they have weird ascents.
"Well, are friend here has to fight a kangaroo to the ground," she gestured at Artemis. "So since we can't find any others, we need him to wrestle that one your filming."
He starred at them confused, and then he smiled.
"Why shore, Sheila! Would you mind if I got it on tape though, and send it to Australia's funniest home videos?"
"Why not?"
Artemis groaned and put his head in his hands.
It was getting on dusk, and Artemis stood in front of the kangaroo.
This was humiliating!
"Come on Artemis! You can do it!" shouted Holly. She had of course rigged the straws.
Artemis swung his arm to punch the kangaroo,
The kangaroo dodged its head, and kicked Artemis against a tree.
Artemis got up as quick as he could, then ran towards it.
Holly Root and Foaly watched from the sidelines laughing.
Foaly was still filming.
"You know what? I'm glad I came."
They all laughed even harder as Artemis did an army roll to avoid another kick.
"This is way better than re-runs of cartoons on TV!"
But suddenly, they stopped laughing and gasped as Artemis did a spin kick in the stomach of the kangaroo.
The kangaroo fell to the ground.
Artemis rubbed some of the sweat off his forehead with his right hand.
He had won the match.
He kneeled down on the ground to where the kangaroo was.
"No hard feeling's right?"
They set up a few tents for them to sleep in that night.
It was a beautiful full moon out.
Fell looked around.
"Say, where's Hannah?"
They all looked at each other.
"Uh oh."
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Over at some other part of Australia, Hannah had watched the Hogwarts students set up there tents before dark, and followed Lupin as he walked away from the camp so he could transform into a werewolf without hurting anyone.
It was one minute before he would transform, and he heard a rustling in the bushes.
"Who's there?"
Hannah jumped out of the bushes.
"Hi Remus!" she said waving.
Lupin looked down at the ground.
"You really are an idiot aren't you?"
Everyone else went back to the Sydney airport to get there next clue.
They found yet another Australian mate who gave them their next envelope, but not before laughing his head off at the great footage they got of Arty fighting a kangaroo.
Raven was about to open it when Rain said,
"Shouldn't we get Hannah first?"
"Ungh… fine, to the other side of Australia."
When they arrived at the other team's camp, Hannah came running up to them showing them a big bight on her arm.
"I got bitten! I'm a werewolf now!"
"That's… great Hannah. But now, we have to get to the next destination."
"What? Oh, alright… Say, where's Fell?"
They looked around, and then….
KABOOOOM!
There was a huge explosion right where a wounded Draco Malfoy once laid a few seconds ago.
Then Fell came up.
"Well that takes care of that. Where to next?"
Raven opened the envelope.
"Hey! It's actually a clue this time!"
"This is the one
Who makes all criminals fear
Still after generations
Worse than all those here
Steals from others
But left us once
Taken hostage
Ireland's best
Russia's worst
Who is he?
"Well that was obvious," said Raven.
"So that means…" asked Artemis dreading the answer.
"Yep, your dad. Fowl Manor. Ireland."
"Oh no."
I know. I know. Stupid riddle, right? Well, I blew Draco up, and got Hannah bitten by a werewolf. That's nice. I noticed it wasn't that funny either. It'll get better the next chapter.
Fell Dragon: Hannah was bitten, you happy?
Dracomalfoyus: I blew you up. Be happy. Glad you like the fic.
Faith: Oh cool. I get it. You know there's going to be about a thousand sequels, right?
CoffeeAndCherryBrandy: I chose the name Raven because a Raven is a type of bird that is entirely black, and is very smart and likes to steal things. Thank you for reviewing.