A/N : This is chapter four.So here it goes.Oh!Before starting I would like to clarify that last chapter's "I am the queen of the Jews" does not aim to offend anyone.HONESTLY!I wrote it almost without thinking about it...sorry if I offended anyone!
A little problem (PART 1)
A dark shape crept through the empty corridors of Titans tower.Beastboy was walking towards his room,being mad about Raven not coming.
"A guy want to tell someone he loves her and this is what happens.",he muttered to himself.
The dark figure,lead by nothing but animalistic instincts,smelled teen blood...um...green teen blood.It glided towards the aroma.BB couldn't see the terrifying creature behind him.That is,until it hissed.The changeling turned rapidly,but was jumped by something in a cape...a pinkish cape.
"Hello,handsome!",it said with a veryfamiliar voice.
"Who...who are you?",Beastboy staggered.
"Why,dear.Don't you recognize me?You're hurting my feelings,love!".The thing took off its hood only to reveal...
"Raven!",the green boy said in disbelief.
"YES!",replied the grinning girl that lay on top of him."At least a part of her!"
"What do you mean?"
"Let's just put it this way...".Raven got off BB and moved back a little so she could be in the light.Then she took off her cape;the changeling gasped:under it wasn't the usual black leotard,but a black bra and thong."You like?",she grinned.
"Uhhh...".Beastboy was staring at the girl.He also noticed that this new Raven had bigger breasts.
"You wanted to know who I am?",the girl said."I'm not the girl you love.She's down at the main hall,sleeping.She forgot all about your little arrangement.But I couldn't miss on a chance like this." The girl pushed the startled changeling on the floor again.
"How do you know I love her?",BB asked,trying to get up,but the girl lyed on top of him.
"You can call me Horny,little elf...",she whispered in his ear.
Beatboy's head was spinning : first he's attacked by this scary dark figure,it turns out to be a DAMN HOT version of Raven,and then she says her name is Horny and starts licking his ear.
"You're not Raven?",BB asked,trying desperately to prevent his erection and failing at it miserably.
"I'm a part of her,Beastboy",Horny said,then returning to kissing and licking his neck."Ohh!",she smiled."Aren't WE getting excited!" She was reffering to the boy's arrousal and placed a hand on his crotch.
"This isn't right!",BB forced himself to say.He was obviously enjoying this SPECIAL attention he was getting,but deep inside he felt guilt.This was not the girl he loved!This was just a part of her!He had to resist...he had...to...resist..."Get off me!"
"NO!",the girl yelled."You're getting laid whether you LIKE it or NOT!"
But she was suddenly surrounded by black magic and thrown to the other side of the corridor.The source of this power was...
"Raven!",gasped BB."GASP!"
"GET...AWAY...FROM...HIM!",she yelled.Her eyes were white.The struggling Horny yelled back:
"DAMMIT!IF I'M RELYING ON YOU FOR SOME GODDAMN SEX I'M GONA DIE A FREAKIN' VIRGIN!"
Bur Raven wasn't listening.Using her powers,she 'absorbed' the hottie and when it was all over,collapsed on the floor,exhausted.
"Raven!" BB rushed to support the dark girl.But she couldn't stay awake.She passed out.
Raven woke up in her room.It was 2 a.m.Beastboy was sitting in a chair near her bed.
"Okay,Raven.",he started,when noticing she is awake."I think you owe me a GODDAMN explanation!"
"Ok,ok!What do you want to know?" She was tired and wanted to get this over with ASAP.
"Well,first of all,why didn't you show up when I asked you to meet me?"
"Because I already knew what you were going to tell me."
"And?"
"Look,Beastboy.I'm going tomake this as simple as possible: I'm not attracted to you."
These words pierced the changeling's heart.Raven continued.
"I'm not trying to be mean.I just don't wanna get your hopes up.I'm sorry."
"I understand.",BB said on the edge of crying."And what about that girl?"
"That...",Raven said with despise."...was Horny.She's one of my emotions.She somehow found a way into this world and started hunting for a mate."
"Why me?"
"Heck,she'd even make out with Mad Mod if she had the chance..."
"Creepy."
"Yes...but for now,let's get some sleep." She turned to the side and almost immediately fell asleep.
"Cold-hearted witch!I wish youget rapedin hell!",BB mumbled before drifting away in a chair he sank into.
Raven woke up to find BB sleeping in the chair.After last night's incident her head hurt a little and her muscles were aching.The girl got up and walked clumsily towards the door.Beastboy was awakened by footsteps.He rubbed his eyes and looked around.
"Raven?Do you need any help?Cus I can..."
"Talk...later...need tea..now...yess!Tea good for Ravey!",said the girl in her monotone voice.
"Well...ok,whatever." BB went to the bathroom for a shower.When he went to the kitchen,he was terrified by what he saw.
8.30 a.m.Robin woke up,his dreams stirred by the retched alarm clock.
"Damn you!I shall have my revenge!",he yelled,throwing the poor clock in the wall,shattering it into pieces."HAHAHA!I am avenged!".You could see the madness in his eyes."Sir Robselot shall not be made a fool!"
"The beautiful day has arrived!",cheered Starfire.She dressed herself and decided to go see Robin.She had nearly reached his room,when she heard something crash in there;then someone was yelling.The tamaranian got scared,and as she prepared for combat,Robin suddenly burst out of his room.He looked at her with immense fear.
"FLEE!FLEE!",he screamed."The pixie king is coming for us!AAAAAHH!".He ran down to the kitchen.
"I'm afraid I will never quite understand Earth's strange ways...",Starfire said to herself and decided to visit Cyborg.
Cyborg woke up.After making a complete system check of his robotic body,he went to check on his car.At the room door,he met Starfire.
"Good morning,Star!",he smiled at the tamaranian.
"I would also like too 'good the morning' to you,friend Cyborg!",she smiled back."But I am a little concerned.Robin did something he had never done before." Her smile faded.
"What did he do to you?CUS IF IT'S WHAT I THINK IT IS,I'M GONNA TWIST HIS LITTLE PECKER!"
"Well,he burst out of his room,claiming he is persued by the...'pixie king'?Is this normal behaviour for earthers?
Cyborg was stunned.He knew that whatever involved the pixie king WAS NOT normal behaviour.
Flashback
"Hey,Cy,gimme some more weed,dude!"
"Can't...the pixie king is watching me...he might turn me into a condom...I promised his sister I won't smoke crack."
"Dude,you're already stoned as hell!"
"Shh!Quiet!He's watching...he's always watching!..."
End Flashback
"Umm...no,Star.I don't think this is normal behaviour for Robin.Let's go see what his problem is.",the half robot suggested.
Down in the kitchen Raven was gliding to her tea cupboard.She got out a teabag and dropped it into amug of hot water.She sipped...and her mug was shattered into a thousand pieces by a flying metalred boomerang.She turned and saw Robin,his right hand streched out.
"What the HELL do you think you're doing!",she spat.
"Go back to the pit,demon!" He said the last word with disgust.Raven was now enraged.
"What did you callme?"
"You're a filthy demon,worthy only of sucking horses' DICKS!BACK! BACK,I SAY!".He made a cross with his fingers.Raven raised an eyebrow.
"You're crazy."
"OOHH no!" His eyes were wide open."Do you think they didn't call Atila crazy when he invented gravity?"
"WHAT!"
"Don't get smart with me filth!I'llsend you back to the shadow where you belong!"
Raven couldn't take it anymore.Robin knew very well she despised 'the shadow',even though she was,in fact,half demon.But this wasn't Robin.This was...
"I,sir Robselot,enemy of all dark forces,command you to return to the pit that spawned you!" Instantly he was pinned to the floor by black magic.
"AARGH!You shall pay for this,Veuzevul!I'll hunt you down and..."
"Calm down!",Raven yelled."And don't talk nasty things about my granddad!"
"By the power of The Light,I command you to BURN!" But he couldn't finish,because he was thrown at the ceiling head-first and passed out.Raven hated to do this,but knew it was for the best.Robin acted like crazy and might have tried to hurt her.
"Raven...",said a familiar voice.She turned to the door and saw a terrified Beastboy.
BB was stunned.He had just witnessed Raven,usually calm and gentle (!),beat the shit out of Robin.
"Raven...I don't believe this."
"Beastboy,listen to me!Something's wrong with Robin.He...he attacked me...well...my tea.",the girl staggered.
"Umm...Raven?I REALLY think youshould lose the black magic grip around Robin.",said BB.
"Why do you say that?",questioned the half demon.The green boy pointed at a horrified Starfire,staring at the motionless Robin with shock.She looked at Raven,her eyes glowing menacingly.The tamaranian then shot herself at the dark girl,grabbing her by the throat.
"WHAT...HAVE...YOU...DONE...TO...MY...ROBIN?" The alien was gagging the half demon.Beastboy quickly removed the enraged tamaranian from Raven and had to transform into a gorilla to hold her back.
"Glorf'zag (Bitch)!Snof'nig (whore)!I am going to...TO...SCREW YOU!",she yelled.Raven held back a smile.It was obvious Starfire was not used to swearing Earth-style.
"Starf...",the dark girl coughed,rubbing her throat."Star,I would NEVER hurt Robin.He attacked ME!Don't you get it?"
At this moment Cyborg walked into the kitchen.He saw BB holding Star from killing Raven;'Definately something not right here.',he thought.
"Hey ya'll!Calm down!CALM DOWN!I wanna know what happened!",yelled Cy.
Raven told the whole story.By the time she finished,Starfire apologized for...umm...trying to strangleherto death;Robin was waking up.
A/N : This next part is taking place in Robin's mind.
"Damn!My head...hey!Where am I?"
"You're in your mind,unworthy dog!"
Robin turned and saw...a mirror?No...a guy who looked exactly like him except for...
"Dude,what's with the armor and sword?"
"Do not mock me,coward!I spit on your dignity!",the medieval Robin spat."I am sir Robselot,I'm your idealized version.I am everything you want to be...in a slightly bigger amount."
"Say WHAT?"
"I'm you,except better."
"Oh...OK!Umm...scary knight dude?I'd like to be waking up now...please?"
"Listen,asswipe!I'm tired of staying in your perverted little head.I want to break free!"
"Now,now!Don't be gay..."
"I wasn't finished,asshole!OK,here's the deal : everytime you hear the word 'fuck',I become in control.But if someone says it again,you come back,get it?"
"Umm...not really..."
"Whatever...say hi to that demon and tell it I'll have its head!Ta-ta!"
"Um...bye?"
Robinwoke up in his bed to find the titans staring at him with concern.As soon as he opened his eyes,he was embraced by a red haired girl.
"Oh,friend Robin!I thought something horrible had happened to you!Are you feeling well?" Starfire loosened her hug so that Robin could talk.
"Yes,Star,I'm fine...I'm also damn hungry!"
"What happened back there?",Raven asked.
And so,Robin told them about what he had seen in his mind."He also said that he'll come in control whenever someone says...DAMN!I forgot...Oh well!What's for lunch?" 20 mins afterwards they were all in the main hall,wathing TV and eating pizza.All except...
"Hey,where's Raven?",asked BB.
"Oh,she's in the bathroom,having a shower.",Cyborg answered,not takinghis eyes off the TV screen.
"Shit!",Robin spat.
"What?",BB gazed at him.
"Nothing...just...I need to have a leak..BAD!"
"Oh,well...deal with it!" The changeling returned to eatinghis vegetarian pizza.Robin was getting desperate.He ran up to the bathroom and knocked fiercly on the door.
"Raven,please!I need to go NOW!",he pleaded."You can pull the curtains,I won't peek,promise!".Raven sighed.She pitied the poor guy so she yelled: "OK!Just be quick!"
Robin entered and hastily unzipped his pants.He groaned in pleasure as the urine was trickling in the toilet.Raven was irritated by the sounds.'He can at least do it quietly...',she thought.At this moment the girl accidently dropped the slippery soap.
"Fuck!",she mumbled.
TBC...
A/N : AAHH!The end of another chapter.It took me a while to create and write it,so I'm glad it's over with; RR