Thanx to all the reviews so far!Like I like to say : quality is more important than quantity :P .I'm so wise!

This chappie is a flashback.It's when BB,Cy and Rob want to sell the tower (ch.1) and eventually find Slade,who is eager to buy it.Read now,my children.And remember : no one is perfect,but YOU are pretty close ;). (Again : I am so wise!).

A symphony in green

"Party now,study later!" - Dexter

"Tower for sale!Get your tower right here!Really cheap!" Cyborg was yelling in the streets of Jump city.The people were trying to evade him,while Robin and Beastboy were in the nearby liquor store,asking for jawbreakers and Vagi Clean.

"Yeah,it's this...thing for cleaning...drains and vaginas.",Robin explained to the salesman,who looked at him with disgust.

"Aight,man!Out you go,before I call the cops!",the man said with a jamaican accent.

"You know what?I will.But don't go crying to me when I send a letter to your boss and he fires you!...How much for three jawbreakers and a box of Vagi Clean?",the boy wonder asked before the salesman god out a double-barrel gun,made for killing African elephants and started shooting at the Teen Titans leader.

"HAHAHA!EAT LEAD MAN!ME GONNA SHOOT YOUR ASS!...I wonder if I'll get fired for killing minors...".Beastboy was looking at a giant bottle of Russian vodkŠ°.'The perfect gift for your enemy.Two cups of Tzar's Killer and he'll be in a coma for a guaranteed two months!',the label said.

"Wooow...I'm gonna get me one of those one day...",the green titan said,looking like hypnotized at Tzar's Killer vodka.He hadn't noticed Robin running from the jamaican man,who was shooting at him.The team leader ran out of the shop,screaming like a five-year-old,the salesman was running after him.The jamaican (let's just call him George,kay?) stopped a few metres from his little liquor store.

"The hunt be on..." George got out an AK-47 (Avtomat Kalashnikov,deadly Russian submachine gun.With great range and effectiveness in close combat,the AK-47 is still the main weapon in over 50 countries.),loaded it with 30 rounds and got out his 'Robin Radar' tracking device.A small dot was blinking,ROBIN written above it.George kissed his weapon.

"We be goin to quench your blood thirst,Lizzie.",he said affectionately to the AK-47.

At this moment BB walked out ofthe store singing 'I Will Survive' to himself.

"A few coins,I beg you,kind sir..." Beastboy looked down to find a tanked bum."The thirst is killing me..." 'What a perfect opportunity to test if Tzar's Killer really works',the titan thought.

"Just a moment,old hobo.I'm gonna bring you something that'll quench your thirst...and better!" BB ran back to the store and returned with a bottle of genuine,100,Tzar's Killer vodka."Now hold still!",BB said,emptying the whole 2,5 l of Tzar's Killer into his guinea-pig's throat,laughing devilishly."How do you feel,old man?"

"I feel very good,actually.Thanks,green boy,I needed that." BB's mouth opened wide.His stoned little brain was telling him something wasn't right.The hobo should've DIED from like three cups of the stuff,yet the whole bottle had little effect on him.He only looked rejuvenated.The man stood up to shake hands with the boy.

"It's a honor to talk with one of the great defenders of Jump city.My kid would've gone crazy if he met you!I think he even masturbates over a picture of Rav..." the man collapsed on the ground,convulseing violently.Blood started trickling out of his mouth,eyes and nose.BB laughed.

"I should've brought my camera",he said through tears.A large puddle of blood was forming around yet another victim of Tzar's Killer vodka.The bum's heart had stopped,but he continued to convulse nearly a metre into the air.His flesh sizzled and turned red.His veins turned blue.Massive internal haemorrhages exploded all over his body.BB continued to laugh,the marihuana's booming voice still commanding his actions.

"Lady,would you like to buy a perfectly good tower?" Cyborg was chasing an old lady.She turned to him with a disgusted look.

"Shame on you,boy!You been smoking something?How can you sell Titan's Tower?What are you gonna do with the money?Probably buy Vagi Clean,or whatever you young people are buying these days..." Cyborg looked angry with the lady.

"Listen you OLD BAG!You ain't gonna tell ME what to DO!" The old woman was shocked,Cyborg looked like he was about torip her and feed her guts to a beaver."You know why?Cus YOU are NOT better than ME!" The half robot transformed his hand into a sonic cannon and blasted the old lady into the nearby canals.Cyborg laughed out loud,the marihuana's booming voice still commanding his actions.

Hunted.Pray to a crazy jamaican.Nothing but an animal to a blood-thirsty carnivore.Lost in the jungle,called Jump City Subway,Robin was running for dear life through the dark moist tunnels.Nothing but his footsteps could be heard in the smothering darkness.The boy wonder stopped abruptly,all of his marihuana-blurred senses sharpened.

No,woman,no cry
No,woman,no cry
Said,said,said
I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown...

(A/n : Bob Marley ROXX!)

The music was getting louder...louder...LOUDER.Robin started running again,panting like a bulldog.A set of lights broke the darkness.

"HELP ME!",the boy wonder shrieked."AAA!" A green jeep was approaching,driven by none other than our friend George.

"IIIYA MAN!",he shouted in pure ecstasy.George pointed Lizzie at the his prey,his other hand on the steering wheel,and pushed the trigger,not letting go until he emptied the whole cartridge-clip.Robin managed to evade all the bullets shot at him.The jamaican then reached for the back seat and got out a net gun.Aiming at his prey,he pushed the trigger.Robin found himself entangled in a netand fell hard on the ground.Trying desperately to free himself,his every attempt failed.George smiled to himself and reloaded his love-Lizzie the submachine-gun.He got out of the jeep and slowly approached the entangled Robin.

"This is where it ends,man!" He pointed the AK-47 at the team leader's face.Suddenly,a fist came out of the darkness and hit the jamaican in the face.George fell hard on the ground,letting go of Lizzie.A dark figure jumped on top of the jamaican,got out a cooking knife and started slicing poor George's face.After the cries of pain and horror faded in the pool of blood,the dark shape approached Robin and used the blood stained knife to cut the net.It was Slade.

"Who are you?",Robin asked frightened.The masked man looked puzzled behind his mask.

"Robin",he said with a sly voice."Don't you recognize your mortal enemy...wait!Have you been smoking again,young man?"

"Umm...no?"

"I thought I had erased that habit from you."

"Why did you save me?"

"I have plans for you."

"Yea,whatever...Slape...or whatever...do you want to buy a perfectly good tower...really cheap."

"You want to sell the tower to me?Your home?"

"What?...yea,sure."

"Mmmm...ok.How much do you want?I can write you a check of a hundred-two hundred thousand dolla..."

"600 oughta do it."

"WHAT THE FUCK...Oh,ok,sure!"Slade reached into his pocket and got out six shabby bills and handed them to Robin,who got out a document and handed it to the villain,grinning.As the two shaked hands,Robin contacted BB and Cyborg through his communicator and arranged for them to meet near a pharmacy,his mind controlled by the marihuana's booming voice.

"Say WHAT?" The salesman couldn't believe his ears.

"You heard us-60 Vagi Clean kits,please." Robin was grinning widely,BB and Cy staring with awe at a fish-globe just behind him.

"You kids been smoking?"

"Listen here POPS!",Cyborg pointed his sonic cannon at the man's face."If you don't wanna end up like the writhing remains of an old lady in the shit river you better fill the BAG WITH VAGI CLEAN!"

"D-d-don't hurt me,please!",the salesman shrieked and filled a couple of bags with the desired product."T-t-that would be 600 please."

Robin handed the man six bills and,happy,the three teens walked out of the pharmacy,dragging the bags full of their stoned desire.

2 PM.Beastboy,Cyborg and Robin were dragging the bags,headed nowhere.Since they didn't own the tower they were homeless,but the boys didn't care.The important thing was that they had Vagi Clean...

"The chicks are gonna GO CRAZY ABOUT US MAN!",Cyborg stated happily.They walked for another 15 minutes,when the boys got sleepy and layed down on some benches,falling asleep immediately.

8PM.Awakened by a man looking for a blowjob,the boys had the pleasure of beating him up.The marihuana had lost its effect and thethree found themselves dragging bags of what looked like Vagi Clean.They headed to the tower...
Dedicated to all the people who read this story!I love you!

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