THE CRONICLES OF RAVY AND ARTY

Chapter #... um, I lost count.

Disclaimer by Foaly: I'm doing the disclaimer. AGAIN! Why do I have to do it?

Rose: Because you're classy and entertaining.

Foaly: Really?

Rose: You don't have a prayer.

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On some random plane to Ireland

Raven had already called and had a limo with a giant cage to put Hannah in.

But that wasn't important because-

"I didn't tell my parent's I was going to this particular university," said Artemis banging his head against the tray table in front of him.

Rose starred at him.

"So what exactly did you tell him?"

"I said I was going to a boarding school university in New York. No questions asked."

Rose had a plan.

"Okay, so here's what we're gonna do. When we land, we put Hannah in her cage, along with a ton of steak, blood pops, a bean bag chair, and a grill to cook the meat on. We put the cage on top of the limo-"

"Excuse me, but how does this help my problem?"

"Your problem? 4 letter plant. L-M-N-Tree. We put a hood over you so your dad can't see your face, and when he asks what the Hell is wrong with you, we'll just say you're extremely sensitive to light. This is the Gothic school."

Artemis sighed and looked out the window. This wasn't going to end well.

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Meanwhile,

Fowl Manor

Dublin Ireland

Butler sat in the Manors lounge along with Mr. and Mrs. Fowl.

Juliet was wrestling some where in America, and Butler had nothing to do really.

So he just sat there minding his own business, reading a nice book.

Suddenly, Artemis Sr. spoke.

"We are going to be having company extremely early tomorrow," he said.

"Oh?" said Butler. "Relatives, I presume?"

Mr. Fowl shook his head and smiled.

"No. Have you ever heard of the World Destruction Tour?"

Butler paled.

"Well, there are these advanced schools that compete in a tournament, all across the world. They have to face challenges and figure out clues. So, because Fowl Manor is a very famous place, they have to get here and I'll give them the next clue as to where to go. It's very interesting indeed."

'Oh, thought Butler. 'It will be.'

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When the plane landed, they found the car they had rented in the parking lot.

Artemis took one look at the car and smacked himself (hard) in the head.

It was a limo alright, but not the kind he wanted.

It was a stretch SUV Limo 2 cages on top. A bronze cage and a titanium cage filled with Hannah's new stuff in them.

They drove to Fowl Manor with Hannah riding in the bronze cage on top.

They arrived at 2 in the morning, and were surprised to find that Mr. and Mrs. Fowl were up, awake, and waiting for them by the gate, along with a very nervous looking Butler.

They opened the gate to let the odd limo in.

As they began to hop out of the car, Artemis11 pulled up the black hood of his jacket over his head so his parent's wouldn't recognize him.

But, of course, as Artemis is getting out of the car he trips on his baggy pants and falls flat on his face.

As Artemis Sr. helps him up, Artemis Jr's hood fell off to reveal his face.

His father gasped.

"Arty?"

"Hi father."

Look at the ground, nod at whatever he says's, and look sorry for yourself, he thought.

"This is the school you go to? Gothic University?"

"Okay, I'm confused, is it Academy, or University?" asked Evil.

They ignored her.

"Well… I said I was going to a boarding school in New York. I didn't lie."

"Well, that's true well, let's go inside. We've been waiting on you for hours."

Artemis smiled.

"Oh, and Arty? You're grounded."

"Aw man!"

They all went inside, and Angeline showed them their rooms.

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