The Chronicles of Ravy and Arty

Chapter: I forget

Disclaimer by Foalina: THAT'S FOALONIOUS! I MEAN FOALY!

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Fowl Manor

Dublin Ireland

9:15 am

They were all sitting down in the dining room, eating breakfast.

Raven came out of the kitchen with a plate full of hot pockets.

She set it down on the table, to listen to Rose and Foaly arguing.

And for those who bothered to read the disclaimer, you can guess why.

"MY NAME IS FOALY!"

"Well of course it is. Why?"

"You. Called. Me. FOALONIOUS!"

"Your point?"

"You suck!"

"Shut up and do the disclaimer."

"Okay, fine! Rosie-"

"Don't call me that."

"Rosa-"

"SHUT UP!"

"'Ring around the Rosie! Pocket's full of posies! Ashes! Ashes!'"

"Go to Hell!"

"'We all fall down!'"

Suddenly, everyone heard the doorbell ring.

They got up and went out side to find the Hogwarts students had arrived.

"Hello," greeted Mr. Fowl. "You must be the Hogwarts students."

"Correct," said Blaise.

"Uh…" Mr. Fowl starred at the cages. "Is their any particular reason you each put one of your teammates in cages?"

"Um."

"Uh…"

"Well you see…"

All the students looked to each other.

"They uh, they uh…"

"Have this disease!"

"It's really rare!"

"It's er… newly developed-"

"-And it makes you go crazy… and kill people…"

"And after a while it makes you turn pink!" shouted Foaly.

"It was developed by flamingos!"

"So we keep them in cages," finished Holly. If the Gothic's blew their, we-are-normal-humans cover, she'd lose 50 bucks each to Root and Foaly.

"Remind me to kill Root and Foaly later for the pink comment," Raven muttered under her breath to Artemis. "They're betting against us."

Later on at Fowl Manor, the sun was slowly beginning to set, and the Hogwarts students had set up tents behind the Manor.

"So how long do I have to stay in this cage?" Remus asked his students while the Goths watched.

"Until tomorrow morning."

"But it's silver!"

Bean looked at Fell.

"I was wondering why his shoes were steaming."

Fell walked up to the HG students & teacher-in-cage.

"Hey, where did you get the cages any way?"

"Well, first we bought that bronze one over there," Harry pointed to the bronze one in the field.

"Ok."

"And then," said Rachael. "Then, we bought that titanium one over there because it looked stronger than the bronze."

She pointed to the other one.

"And then….."

Flash Back

They were driving to Dublin, when they saw a sign that read:

YARD SALE

They parked in the drive way, and started looking through the stuff when they came across a silver cage.

They bought it,

"Because you can never have enough cages, right?"

And as they were leaving they asked another bargain hunter-

"Excuse me, but who owns this yard sale?"

"Dolores Umbridge" they said.

End of Flash Back

"So, that's how we came across this cage," finished Rachael.

"OHHHH!"

It was a few minutes before dark and Raven asked Bob to move Hannah and Remus to the titanium cages.

"Because bronze is weak, a werewolf could tear through those bars no-problem. Got it?"

"Yes."

"You sure?"

"Of course."

"Good."

So Bob went outside with the keys to the cages locks and came back inside a minute later.

When the full moon rose (Hey, wasn't their a full moon 2 nights ago?), and the Gothic's started (and the stupid Brits) began to here howling, and it was getting closer.

Raven lowered her issue of the Gothic's Monthly magazine to stare at Bob disbelievingly.

"You DID put them both in titanium cages, right?"

Bob starred at her.

"The titanium cages?"

"Yeeeeeeeessss."

"Ooooooooooohhhh, the TITANIUM cages."

Raven whacked Bob over the head with her magazine.

"Okay, so what do we do now?"

Fell stared out the window to where the cages were.

"We could ask Hannah to chase Remus back into a titanium cage. That would scare him. And by the looks of it, Hannah is yet to leave her cage."

"Okay," said Neko. "Who's going to do that?"

Not me, not me, thought Artemis.

"How about Fell?"

Fell groaned.

Artemis gave a sigh of relief.

"And Artemis as well."

"Oh, come on!" cried Artemis.

Me, it's always, me.

So, Arty and Fell went outside.

Artemis was mortified to see the bronze cage mangled and the bars ripped.

They went over to Hannah's cage, to find the werewolf form of Hannah ripping up her bean bag chair.

Hannah stopped to look at them.

"Uh… Hiya Hannah?" said Artemis.

Hannah growled.

Artemis hid behind Fell.

"Hey, Hannah, could you please try to get Remus back into the titanium cage.

Hannah growled again.

Then Artemis and Fell were on their hands and knees.

"Please!"

Hannah shook her head roughly.

"You get to chase Remus!" cried Artemis in mid prayer.

Hannah's ears perked up.

Suddenly Remus (as a werewolf) came bolting toward them.

Hannah jumped up and began chasing Remus around.

Remus immediately retreated.

Arty and Fell ran inside and locked the door.

Raven looked up again from her magazine.

"How'd it go?"

Before they could answer, Mr. Fowl strode into the room.

"I have good news!"

Everyone looked up.

"Since you made it here first, you get to here where to go to next, and I'd leave tonight if I were you."

They starred at him.

"You have to go to Egypt."

Identitycrisis: Uh… sorry. But I don't watch survivor. It's alright. Your still my best reviewer. And guess what I did yesterday? I read the wish list! So NOW, I'll read your story. By the way, did you read the review from my dear friend Evil Eva?

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