THE CRONICLES OF RAVY AND ARTY
2nd TO LAST CHAPTER! THEN A SEQUEL
Sphinx
Disclaimer by Chix Verbil: I took Foaly's job! For all the ladies out there, Hey. (Flashes creepy eyes thing)
Foaly: He didn't even do it right.
Sphinx in Egypt
"My chicken has a first name; it's C-H-I-C-K-E-N,
My chicken has a second name it's- Hmmm" Bob paused.
"CHICKEN!"
"Words of wisdom: People say I have ADD, they just don't understand… Hey look! A chicken!" said Rose.
"You JUST noticed that?" said Artemis.
"Well… yeah.
When they arrived at the sphinx (which only took about 6 minutes) they all stopped to look up at it.
Artemis was the first to speak.
"I think it would help if its mouth was open."
Everyone gave him a confused look.
"What?"
"Nothing," said Fell. "It's just… we figured you would of figured that out BEFORE we got her."
"Well… it didn't actually occur to me that it wouldn't be."
"Are you kidding?" asked Bean.
"Every moron on earth knows that the sphinx's mouth is closed."
"Well I didn't think of it until know so sooooooooorrrray!"
"Hey! No need to get critical! Let's just climb up to the top of the sphinx to find the opening, grab the clue and run around like lunatics!" said Evil.
Everyone stared at her.
"What? Aren't I allowed to voice an opinion?"
Silence.
Let's just go with that idea because we have nothing better to do." Said Arty.
They all shrugged and started climbing.
When they all got to the top, Artemis stepped on the nose of the sphinx and the mouth opened.
"Hey look! The sky is blue!" cried Bob.
"I thought we already established that," said Neko.
"OK, so this sphinx has been here for how long, and no one's noticed that?" asked Artemis.
"Dunno," said Raven reaching inside to pull out the envelope within.
"Well, that was easy. Why not just tell us where to go next? That only took up…" Raven looked at her watch. "9 and a half minutes of our time?"
"Next time let's just beat Dumbledore into oblivion for the answers, agreed?" asked Fell.
"AGREED!" said everyone at this point just wanting to get this thing over with.
They all climbed down the sculpture, and the moment they all touched the bottom-
It collapsed.
"Whoops," they all said in union.
Rose just waved it away and said, "Don't worry about. They can always build a new one. The nose was missing."
Once you figure out with what's wrong with that statement, it won't matter anymore.
Artemis at last shrugged. "I guess that's why it's called the world destruction tour."
"Not a problem!"
"Okay Raven, what is our final destination?" asked Artemis.
They all looked at her. It was the moment of truth.
'She slowly, slowly, extremely slowly, very very slowly, slower than a turtle inching its way across the street on its back slowly, Stop Time slowly-'
"Rose, it's open already."
"Oh."
"It reads… Drum role please!"
"Our final destination is- The Ministry of Magic?"
Sorry if any of you people don't like Harry Potter, this might get confusing.
Ministry of Magic
6:08 pm
"Last destination?" Artemis asked Raven.
"Yep"
"And if we win?"
"We prove that we are the best school there is."
"And if we lose?"
"We beat those Brits into a bloody pulp."
"Gotcha"
They were almost at the fountain which was now repaired indefinitely.
A movement in the shadows.
"The Hogwarts losers!" Shouted Rain, then she looked over at Hannah. "And Remus Lupin!"
Hannah gave her the thumbs up.
They looked at the fountain. Dumbledore, and the ministry 'o magic was there.
They did a matrix style run over to the fountain.
The HG students fired curses in the Gothic's path, all of which they managed to dodge.
And as Artemis was running, it all happened to fast for him to think, he grabbed the face he was running past and through it, through it as hard as he could, at Harry.
Harry dodged it but tripped and fell head first into the fountain.
The confusion helped the Gothic's; they made it to the people first.
They all cheered. It was the happiest day of Arty's life.
Well… almost.
"WE WON!" He shouted along with the others.
Raven pointed at the horrified students.
"Suckers!"
The current Ministry of Magic Scrimager crudely handed them a trophy with a golden globe with a scull and crossbones on it.
Artemis walked up behind the people and said:
"You know, I think the best school truly won, didn't it?"
They stared at him.
"But I don't think every thing is the way it should be left off, don't you?"
And with that, he shoved them all into the fountain.
The Gothic's laughed so hard. They couldn't wait for camp…
So that was the first in a very long series, wanna know what they mean by camp?
Summary for next story:
Artemis has been going to Gothic University for a while now… 2 weeks. Now he's going to… Farm Camp! With a few Gothic's of course. You know what that means… Horse back riding, mucking out stalls, visits from Foaly, Holly, Root and Opal, cow milking, Chicken feeding, rope swinging hysteria! REVIEW TO ASK WHO YOU WANT AT FARM CAMP.
p.s, I lied about the second to last chapter thing.