Last time
Everyone's eyes went big "Sesshomaru don't do anything you gonna regret..."
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"Anything I'll regret!" Sesshomaru screamed and pulled a long knife out of the wooden knife block "Regrets, interesting concept. I wonder if you REGRET dyeing my hair!"
Allen decided to be the peace keeper and spoke up "All right calm down, it wasn't Koga's fault, so just put the knife down." Sesshomaru seemed to think about this for a minute until Koga screamed
"It was Van's fault! He bought the dye in the first place!"
Van found himself pinned in place by a very angry Sesshomaru. He was glaring at Van with his knife menacingly raised and walking towards him . "Oh thanks Koga, I owe you one"
"No problem"
"Prepare to die!" An enraged Sesshomaru screamed as he lunged at Van. He was unsuccessful only because he was stopped by Allen and Koga. They grabbed him and held him back. This caused Sesshomaru's hold on the knife to loosen and the knife to fall barely missing Koga's foot.
Koga was frozen. You would of thought he had stopped breathing until you heard him scream
"YOU ALMOST CUT OFF MY TOE!"
"Now calm down Koga your toe is fine" Van explained trying to calm Koga down but not succeeding a bit.
"YOU DUMASS!" Koga screamed and stared at Sesshomaru for a good ten minutes. He finally decided that inspecting his toe is more important then getting revenge…For now. Koga stomped off and sat at the table, mumbling about how the "Stupid dog almost cut my toe off" And how he was going to pay.
Allen decided that getting Sesshomaru to not kill Van was the main priority so he began trying to talk Sesshomaru down "Sesshomaru promise me you won't try to kill Van"
"I cant promise anything, but I won't hurt him in the next lets say 20 minutes"
Allen sighed "Fine fine, Koga don't try to kill Sesshomaru either!"
"He deserves to die" Koga yelled from the table "He tried to cut off my toe" Koga mumbled to himself.
"I didn't try to cut off your fucking toe!" Sesshomaru screamed getting pissed off at the fact Koga thought he deliberately tried to de-toe him
"YES YOU DID! You wanted to cut my sexy toe off my sexy leg and sell it on ebay!
"Who would buy a toe?" Allen wondered out loud.
"Fan girls" Van replied simply
"One of them wanted to cut my legs off so she could mount them above her fireplace" Koga said, grabbing his legs as if they would disappear any second.
"Wow and I though I had problems with fan girls wanting to cut my hair off" Allen said while busying himself with making the mousse to stop thinking of life without his amazingly smooth silky and over-all gorgeous hair. Allen separated the eggs and put them in the blender. He was just about to start it up when Van said
"Allen you're supposed to tie your hair back!"
"Nothings going to happen to my hair" Allen said in a care free tone. He started the blender and screamed in terror! "AHHHH MY HAIR"
"ALLEN" Koga and Van yelled while they tried to pull Allen's slowly disappearing hair from the blender.
"I told you so." Van yelled
"CAN SOMEONE TURN THIS DAMN THING OFF!AHHH" Allen screamed some more. Sesshomaru decided to help his friend in need out but 'accidentally' turned the blender to max.
"SEEEEESHOMARU! WHAT DID YOU DO!" Allen said, getting more frantic. He was starting to leave nail groves in the table trying to stop the blender from sucking in more hair.
"Nothing what makes you think I did anything?" Sesshomaru said playing with a strand of his silver hair. Van quickly pulled the cord out of the wall and looked at Allen and asked if he was alright...
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Preview
"Your hairs alright Allen its just chewed and mangled beyond recognition that's all"
So hope you all like! don't worry Allens hair isn't that bad I'm making it sound worse then it actually is...stifles laugh so R&R! and steph my editor added this little bit to the story 'amazingly smooth silky and over-all gorgeous hair' like I wouldn't notice ha, she takes me for a fool!
Krissy