Hello my loyal fans, iv been grounded from the computer for 3 months…..sigh the cruel life I live…..but un benonced to my parents is that I know were they hide the mouse for the computer so…HAHA I can go on when their not home, that's not a lot but its better then nothing. So if I don't update for a while its because I'm trapped in my horrible prison of no computer! I miss you all, please think of me when you play your computer games or read a fanfiction...starts crying, I'm all alone…….

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"MY HAIR, my beautiful hair!" Allen wined stroking his charred and frayed hair.

"Your hair's alright Allen, it's just chewed and mangled beyond recognition that's all" Van said smiling like a cat that had just caught a canary.

Allen's eyes narrowed dramatically and he turned his now silted eyes to the blender sitting on the counter, his mind thinking of horrible things to do to it. Allen was so flustered that he actually started shouting at the blender "Damn you spawn of hell! I'll take you apart piece buy piece and slowly melt the bits of your carcass into molten goop. Then, I will freeze you into a block and throw you off a cliff, watch you smash on the sharp jagged rocks at the bottom, and get eaten buy a passing deer!"

"..."

crickets chirp

Van, Koga, and Sesshomaru stared in shock with their mouths gapping.

"What?"

"Are you feeling alright?" Koga asked trying to be as gentle as possible.

"OF COURSE I'M NOT ALRIGHT!"

Allen was hit with more blank stares. Making a grunting sound, Allen stomped off and sat down at the table petting his hair, whispering soothing words to it "It's ok. I won't let anyone hurt you again. No I won't!"

"Allen you're talking to your hair!" Van exclaimed

Allen stopped petting his hair for a moment and turned his head and said with a straight and serious voice "And your point is?"

Van looked at Sesshomaru for some kind of support but was left hanging when he simply shrugged his shoulders "Umm never mind"

"You did the right thing" Sesshomaru said putting his hand on Allen's shoulder "We don't want to push him over the edge"

"He's already gone, I say move on" Koga butted in.

"I agree with Koga" Van said

"Although Koga's just as crazy. I mean the guy waxes his legs and all" Sesshomaru looked at Koga's legs with a raised eyebrow.

"I DON'T WAX MY LEGS!"

"Now that you mention it his legs are unnaturally smooth" Van mumbled, rubbing his chin.

"See it makes you wonder…"

"I DON'T WAX MY LEGS, they're just unnaturally smooth" Koga screamed crying into his hands "It's not my fault; I can't help it, DAMN IT!"

"…"

"Wow calm down we were only joking" Van said followed buy a nod from Sesshomaru.

"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! Koga screamed "can't you see your words hurt me!"

"…"

Blank stares once more

Van whispered to Sesshomaru "God Sesshomaru, two out of the four of us have lost it. Better be on your guard."

"Don't worry I'm still sane."

"Yes the pink hair screams I'm still sane" Van said with a snicker

"That was your damn fault!"

"Oh ya… No hard feelings?" Van said slightly worried and backing up slowly

"NO HARD FEELINGS! You dyed my hair pink! Pink of all colours!"

"I…I didn't mean to. You promised not to kill me!" Van said once he was backed into a corner with Sesshomaru looming over him.

"STOP IT! CANT YOU SEE YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US APART!" Koga screamed running to the table and flinging his head down on arms, with the sound of muffled sobs.

"Tearing us-"

"apart?' Van finished

"This is getting so weird" Sesshomaru stated

"Come on lets make this damn mousse"

"Looks like were going to be making it by ourselves since Koga and Allen are two busy dealing with their personal problems"

Sesshomaru and Van looked over at Allen talking to his hair and Koga crying into his hands mumbling something about how he doesn't wax his legs.

"Lets get started"

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This is a note from my editor, she put it on the bottom of my chapter after she edited it…I'll block out the unimportant things and leave you with the important things…..

Stephers: Bah Bah Bah, Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah! BahBah, Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah! OMG, I can't believe I missed how u spelt mousse, "moose". heh heh, I guess no one's perfect…..

Yes no ones perfect stephers….. you made me look like a idiot, more then normal but none the less a idiot! OH no my fragile self is crumbling.. ahhh I'm melting!...ummm hehe>