Dude where's my mousse

/Meanwhile with the emotional idiots /

"Koga…"

"Yeah, Allen?"

"You're not really upset about what the others said are you?" Allen asked, sitting down beside Koga.

"No, I'm not. I'm a good actor eh?"

"I knew it!" Allen yelled, pointing his finger at Koga's shocked face.

"Wa-what?"

"You do wax your legs, don't you?"

"ummmmmm no….." Koga suddenly found the floor extremely interesting.

"It's true! You hesitated!" Allen was practically waving a banner with excitement.

"OK!" Koga yelled, bowing his head in shame. "Just don't tell anyone."

Allen nodded his head in agreement gravely. Koga didn't expect what came next "YOU WAX YOUR LEGS!" Allen shouted.

"Stop yelling! I thought that you knew already!"

"I was bluffing. Oh god, the shock of you waxing your legs will never wear off!"

"Allen, do you have to yell!" Koga screamed at Allen.

"I think I do…ha ha, you wax your legs! This is so sweet!" Insert evil grin "I finally have something to blackmail you with!"

Koga gasped "You wouldn't…"

"I would and I will." Allen started to laugh evilly.

"No you wouldn't!" Koga said, starting to pull something out from behind his back.

"What are you planning?" Allen paused his laughing, studying Koga's face.

"Just a way to make you quiet about my legs!"

"Koga, you can't duck tape me to the furnace anymore. My mom said that you're not allowed to!" Allen squirmed in his seat.

"No, I won't do that. Not as long as I have this!" Koga pulled out a video tape surrounded by a heavenly glow.

"Oh yes, a video tape. I'm so scared." Allen mimicked a frightened voice, mockingly.

"Not the tape itself, idiot. What's on the tape!"

"And what's on the tape?"

"God!…" Koga exclaimed. "Do I have to tell you everything like those cartoon villains that tell you their plans right before the hero saves the day?"

"Um, would yes be the right answer?" Allen asked, playing with a lock of his golden, smooth, angelically perfect hair (besides the fact it was slightly charred).

Koga sighed "This," He waved the tape around. "Is a tape of you answering your door in your underwear!" (AN: Steph starts drooling)

"What? A video tape? How?" Allen asked, confused.

"That's right! I video taped you answering the door in your purple boxers!"

"Uhhhhh…" Allen's face went white.

"So Allen, we keep this little waxing thing under raps and you get this precious tape, okay?"

"Fine." Allen grabbed the tape. "How the hell did you get that on tape? Were you stalking me?" Allen asked, clutching the tape to his chest.

"As a matter of fact, I was stalking you."

"Why?" Allen asked, slowly edging away from Koga.

"Payback.!"

"For?"

"Oh, how your small brain forgets how you humiliated me!"

"What pissed you off this time?" Allen asked, visibly rolling his eyes.

"You called the mental institution on me! Do you know how long it took me to convince them I wasn't crazy? A month! A whole month! I had to call Sesshomaru to come and get me out, and he didn't exactly help the situation. He was almost deemed too crazy to walk free. They said he could be a threat to the public!" Koga fumed, giving Sesshomaru shifty glances.

"What exactly did he do? People just don't deem each other crazy." Allen pointed out.

"Some old lady in a wheelchair asked him to open the door for her and I quote from the surveillance tape 'I'm the lord of the western lands! Open your own damn door.' and then he slammed the door on her. The old lady rolled down the hill and into a bush, fell out of her chair, tumbled into a construction zone, and fell into an open man hole…The trial went well. It seems judge Denis was an old of Inu-yasha's family."

"Wow, never thought Sesshoumaru would snap. He always seemed so stable."

"Yea…" Koga and Allen sat and reminisced for a minute.

"So, do we have a deal with no more blackmailing?" Koga asked, extending his hand.

"Alright." Allen shock Koga's hand "I won't say anything."
"Same."

"Oh, look!" Allen clapped his hands like a little girl. "Sesshoumau and Van are done the mousse!"

"Van, don't forget to put some cling wrap on that."

Van grumbled. "Yes master."

"Bitchy mode." Coughed Sesshoumaru

Van mumbled as he was wrapping the mousse. "Stupid cling wrap…Too damn sticky!" Van exclaimed, as he sealed the mousse, not noticing that the cling wrap was stuck to his pant leg until he was laying sprawled on the floor in a cling wrap cocoon.

"Hello! Does anyone care?" Van yelled out.

"Do you hear anyone?" Allen asked, looking around the room.

"Van, what are you doing on the floor?" Koga asked.

"What does it look like I'm doing? HELLO! Help me up!"

"I'd rather not if you ask like that." Allen mumbled.

/Couple minutes later/

"I wonder what we're making tomorrow?" Allen asked. The group was now sitting around the table.

"Cream puffs?" Van asked, free of the cling wrap cocoon.

"Yep."

/Ring/

"Well, that's the bell." Sesshomaru stated. "See ya tomorrow."

"See ya Pinkie!" Koga chuckled at Sessomaru's pink hair, earning him a glare.

"Smooth legs." Allen grinned at Koga

"Purple boy." Van smirked at Allen's surprised face.

"Van, how did you?…KOGA!" Allen chased after Koga, who had already vanished down the hall.

AN: Their we go I'm finally done! I have a sense of accomplishment now! Thankies to stepher Mic stepherson for betaing for me! Its so appreciated! Cookies for her and all the reviewers!