Disclaimer: Erm…it's been a while hasn't it… I don't own InuYasha, hell I don't even want him, I just want Kouga! And if I can't have him I know I can have all the Kouga fanarts I want…Bwahahaaaaaa.
A/N: Alright kids, just chant it in your heads…lemon lemon Lemon LEMON! It may just come true…because…what? I don't know, maybe just because I'm a horny little Hentai.
Who knows.
All I know is that I want to make a lemon, and damn soon.
Damn me and my odd horniness.
Alright, now on with the horny chapter:
From Bad to Worse
Chapter Seven: The Day count falls to pieces
'I swear, I think that everyone just wants a piece of Kouga's ass.'
'I mean honestly- who the hell doesn't?'
'But I don't think it's rather appealing to me when I'm walking down the street with the attractive wolf demon and other girls…the little sluts!...come up and start hitting on him!'
Thus, the tale of the mean green Kagome Monster begins:
It was the Third Glorious Day of being home for Kagome.
Said points of said glorious day.
-Crazed mother chanting about grandchildren and safe sex.
-Crazed grandfather waving around fake sutras
-Crazed brother trying to show up Kouga at video games and pull his tail.
-Crazed Kagome trying to pull/stroke Kouga's tail and not jump his rather sexy self and drag him off to a dark corner.
Did she mention that today was a glorious day!
Did she also mention that once she claimed Kouga he has been trying to slyly get her into bed?
The horny demon wolf that he is-
Not that she even really wanted to resist.
Morning and afternoon passed quickly for Kagome.
As quickly as time could pass when a horny wolf demon would come out from (what she swears) thin air; and try to carry her off to the forest surrounding the shrine.
Never did she thank her mother, brother, and grandfather so much for their intrusive ways.
Because if they hadn't been interrupting her silly; she may very well have been naked and covered with a coat of sweat, underneath an equally naked Kouga…-
Dammit!
The bastard was smirking again!
Damn her and her horny scent!
Kagome shook her fist in the air, silently cursing the irony gods for the fate they bestowed upon her.
To be haunted by naughty, naughty thoughts of a smirking wolf prince and have him know it as well!
Her only moments respite was when his cockiness…damn that word…turned into utter confusion and albeit concern of her over dramatized shaking fist.
"Kagome-chan!" Higurashi-san called to her daughter as she was currently loading the almost bursting dishwasher.
Lowering her fist, Kagome glanced at the once again smirking wolf demon and slunk off to the kitchen; safely away from the horny demons' reach.
Kouga cursed softly, knowing he could never try anything in front of Kagome's mother.
Oh his mate was crafty alright.
Very crafty.
But he knew what he nose smelt.
It wouldn't be long now…
That infernal raging condemning unholy atrocity!
Or in plain non-hung-over language:
Sunlight.
Damn birds chirping.
Sango would have swung Hiraikotsu at them far earlier but moving right now was not an option.
Burrowing her head into her pillow was the only option to her.
Her rather…hard pillow…covered in.
Sango opened her eyes blearily.
Black and purple material?
Rearing her head back to look up, Sango felt her head whirl, she was practically disoriented as the warm lean arms around her waist encircled her further, forcing her back down to her earlier position.
Lying her head back on the monk's chest, Sango sighed, trying to focus on anything but her throbbing head.
"Good morning Sango!" Miroku chirped in her ear, overjoyed at the chance of holding his stubborn Taijiya.
Moan.
Growl.
Hiss.
'Kill!' Sango screamed in her thoughts as she felt her eardrums pound; practically about to burst in her opinion.
Miroku tilted his head just a bit at Sango's vivid annoyance with his chirpy attitude.
She raised her head and looked him straight in the eye.
Sango opened her mouth to curse him to hell and back when…
Turn off the bright lights!
Kouga's thoughts strayed to this one most frequently as he was led down the noisy present day Tokyo street.
Not that Kouga had ever even encountered electricity before…but that didn't matter at the moment.
The frustrated wolf prince just knew that he was being blinded senseless and he wanted it to stop!
"Kouga…"
The wolf blinked his eyes a few times, his gaze still attracted to the bright blue-like light, not answering Kagome's calls.
"Kouga!"
After the fifth time of calling his name she smacked the wolf demon on the shoulder.
"Stop staring at the bug zapper!"
Bewildered, the wolf prince turned his gaze to her. "What? What did I do? What is a bug…zabbar?"
Kagome wanted to roll her eyes so very badly, but refrained herself because Kouga didn't very well know these things because he didn't live in this time after all.
"A bug 'zapper' is a contraption that attracts insects to it's light, and when the insects go near enough, it 'zaps' them; killing them." She explained patiently, inwardly snickering at Kouga's confused pout.
Warily, Kouga scuffled away from the infamous 'bug zapper'- dragging Kagome with him, he shot the zapper one last glare before detouring back to his and Kagome's previous route.
Kagome sighed, but didn't resist when Kouga dragged her off back to the sidewalk. Instead she decided to loop her arm with Kouga's, giving herself some sort of control over the wolf demon if he needed to be held back.
At least that's what she kept telling herself.
Also that she didn't enjoy the warmth he gave off, or how it sent a tingling through her…oh no…not at all.
Who the hell was she kidding?
Kouga felt surprised for a moment when he felt Kagome take his arm and put hers through his. He wasn't expecting her to be this forward. But it was a nice surprise to him nonetheless.
His nose scrunched a bit as he smelt certain scents started to emit from his love a bit stronger than a few minutes ago.
Kouga let a knowing smirk slide onto his face; tips of his fangs protruding from his mouth from the sheer width of his smirk.
That is until he heard something quite unlikely...
"What are you two doing?" Shippo questioned innocently as he swaggered into the hut that Sango and Miroku were incidentally laying in at the moment.
Sango turned red, "N-nothing…Go to sleep Shippo."
"Its noon Sango." The kitsune slyly pointed out.
The little Fink.
Well…kitsune anyway.
"Shippo…do you want me to tell Kagome to withhold any sort of candy or chocolate from you from now on?" The rather miffed Taijiya threatened.
The little kitsune's eye's widened, "You wouldn't!" he cried out.
If she could have without bursting her head open at the moment, Sango would have cackled.
For now she just smirked evilly.
"Yes Shippo, I would very well indeed get her to do that."
The little demon huffed and stormed out of the hut, a mewing Kirara trailing after him after giving her mistress and the monk a knowing stare.
"Don't give me that look Kirara." Sango told her fire neko and gave her a baleful glare.
Miroku watched this rather amusing exchange in the utmost silence.
Until he burst out in hysterical laughter that is.
Though that wasn't a wise decision, considering he had a very hung-over powerful Taijiya lying on him at that precise moment.
Now we all know Sango will beat the living lecher out of him…right?
Nah.
She was too tired.
She just clapped a hand over his mouth, whispered a deadly threat toward his nether regions and went back to sleep.
'So much for a romantic awakening I suppose.' Miroku thought, though slightly irritated he was oddly satisfied…
Giggling.
And the scent of arousal.
Nope we aren't talking about Kagome, though she does tend to giggle quite often and is currently aroused.
A flock of scantily clad girls were pointing and blushing all the while giggling their hearts out as Kouga passed by.
The wolf prince turned his head and gave them a bleak look; turning his head forward again he ignored the girls.
Kagome looked over to what caught Kouga's attention for a moment. Her face paled.
The popular girls at her school.
More like the slut popular girls at school.
They hadn't exactly noticed her yet…just Kouga.
Oh those sluts were in for it.
Suddenly once of the deemed popular girls sauntered up to Kouga.
"Hey, there..." The girl said in a would be seductive voice, her finger twirling a lock of Kouga's long hair; which was down from it's usual high pony tail to cover his ears.
Kouga's eye started to twitch.
Kagome's fist started to clench.
Both were pissed.
The other girls did not seem to notice though.
"Hey, isn't that Higurashi?" One girl pointed at Kagome.
"You mean the one that's always deathly ill?" Another whispered back
Now it was Kouga's turn to become confused, as he was about to open his mouth to ask Kagome she waved it off and motioned that she would explain later.
Hissing in irritation, the girl trying to get Kouga's attention slid her hand from his locks to his cheek, turning his head back to face hers. For it had turned to Kagome in question.
"Hey, why don't you dump this ugly girl and hang out with us?" The girl gestured to her and the rest of her rather promiscuous group.
Kouga growled in the back of his throat, taking a hold of the girls' wrist and removing it from his face.
He ripped the slut's appendage from her torso and stomped on it for good measure. After Kagome cheering him on from his first act, the wolf demon proceeded to claw the intolerable girl to smithereens.
At least that's what Kouga wished would happen.
But not all could happen as satisfying as that in Kouga-Land now could it?
Nope.
As to what really happened:
Kouga growled in the back of his throat, taking a hold of the girls' wrist and removing it from his face.
Minding what Kagome would probably do to him if he so much as left a bruise on the girl, he only grasped it, not harming the girl in any way.
'Shit. I am so dead!' Kagome thought as she saw Kouga about to grasp the girl's wrist. She feared that he would do something rather drastic.
But was she ever surprised.
'Holy…if only he were to act that smart all the time…oops. Well, that…-mindful- at least.' Kagome thought, relieved that Kouga did not hurt the girl; no matter how much she may have wanted him too.
She didn't think that that bitch deserved to be hurt…no.
Again, who was she kidding?
Okay, maybe not hurt. But certainly humiliated.
Wicked.
That would come later.
Back to reality:
"Listen, just go crawl back under the rock you slithered out from Ari. Before you piss us off anymore, alright?" Kagome told the popular girl who was staring in shock at the demon who had rejected her…not that she knew he was really a demon.
Ari turned her head and gave Kagome a sharp look, "How dare you speak to me like that!" She wrenched her wrist from Kouga's rather lax grip.
Kouga's aura practically pulsed. The demon was nearly beyond angry.
"Speak to you like that! You mean how dare you speak to Kagome like that! I obviously don't want your sickening attentions, and Kagome obviously doesn't like you so leave before I decide to go against my better judgment." Kouga ended the last part of his rant in a low deadly voice.
With that right bright little ray of sunshine way of coercion the little group scampered off to their presumed rocks.
Kagome looked up at Kouga and did the least expected thing of all:
Slapped him on the arm.
He gave her a bewildered look.
"What did I do! I defended you and your honor? I couldn't just stand back and let them insult you, I-"
Kouga was cut off by Kagome's lips on his.
A few moments later she pulled back.
"Baka…"
With that, she linked arms with the astounded and dazed wolf demon.
They had had enough of the city life for tonight it would seem.
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I know, I know.
You all probably hate me right about now for not updating for 16 days, and for the short post of last chapter. Well be well assured that this chapter is almost 7 full pages of Microsoft Word 2003, Bookman Old Style, point 10.
Which is…a little more than 7 pages in Verdana pt. 9. Standard script.
So please don't hate me!
-whines-
You guys are so awesome for reviewing!
I've had a bit of writer's block lately, but I think it's cleared.
And amazingly enough, reviews inspire me, so keep 'em comin' please!
Now for the handy dandy review responses from last chapter!
Kogas Sweetheart- I know what you mean, but unless we were Kagome, I think we'd be shredded if any one of us tried to tickle Kouga!
Sheenachi- I'd love to hear the story behind that…the Sake disappearing and such. I get the feeling that story is going to be a rather interesting one. E-mail it to me sometime. Thanks for the review!
Lyn- Never at a loss for words, ne?
Soy.saucE- Not that I promote underage drinking or anything…Really I don't. If you think that's funny I can't wait to see your review for this one!
Black Metalmark- Everyone's loving the drunk fox and cat. I knew that would get some laughs. Thanks for the review!
Ttinuhpfanforever- Again, I hope that this doesn't make people think I promote underage drinking…then again, since Shippo's a demon…who really knows how old he is, ne?
aGreatPenName- I'm glad you like the story so far! Yeah, I figure with Souta still being in the 'Ewww! Sappy romance! Ick!" Stage that would be rather appropriate…
kya- You little fink, I'll have you loving the pairing in no time. One of these days, you shall be fully corrupted! Bwahahahahaahhaaaaa- hack! Wheeze…cough- ahhaaaaaaa!
Kogasgirl142- Okay, sadly no Kouga/Kagome Lemon this chapter. But the next! I hopefully promise!
Of course I need to get an AFF account to post the full lemon on there…I don't know if I could write a full lemon. -.-;;;
Shadowed Rains- lol, better late than never! I'm glad you reviewed and love the story! I hope you like this chapter as well!.
I want to thank everyone who has reviewed the other chapters as well!
Thank you everyone for all of your support!
I'm crossing my fingers in hope that one day I'll finally get my story up to 100 reviews. You have no idea how long I've wanted that…but it's not really about the reviews.
I love to write this story and will continue to write it for as long as I can…or until I decide an ending…sad to think of it, but it's got to happen sometime…-sniff-
Until next chapter-
Menolly