The gang headed out the train orderly, that is, if you consider scrambling and falling on top of each other orderly.
"Let's goooo! I wanna go to the beach!" cried Ed, regaining his happy whoopy-ness.
"Calm down, brother," Al said patiently, trying to stop his hyperactive older brother.
"Make me!" Edward yelled, sprinting towards the beach, which was across from the train station.
"Brother!" cried Alphonse, as he ran as fast as a suit of armor could run.
"Shall we follow him, Master?" Riza asked Roy, clinging to his arm.
"Yes, let's," Roy replied, one arm sliding around Riza's waist, the other around Winry's.
As Roy was speaking with his women, Armstrong had already started following the Elric brothers. Roy and the girls went after them also.
"Daddy! Let's go follow brother Edward and brother Alphonse!" Elicia said sweetly to her father, who was busily showing off his daughter to random passerbys. Gracia had to pull him away and the family also followed after everyone else.
-At the beach-
"I'M GONNA SWIM!" cried Ed, running to the water.
"Edward! You screw up your automail, I'll stick it up your ass!" cried Winry.
Ed cackled, and leapt into the water.
"You know I get full!" whined Alphonse, struggling through the sand.
Hughes and his wife were building a sand castle with their daughter, who was dressed in a frilly pink swimsuit.
"Awww, you're so cute, Elicia!" gloated Maes, adding to the castle.
Roy was getting a tan with his two ladies at side. He was actually enjoying his stay at the beach.
"Glurb glup!" cried Fullmetal suddenly, flailing his arms around. Translation: HELP!
With their amazing senses, the lifeguards noticed, and started running towards Ed. Very, very slowly.
"Glurp gloop!" cried Ed. Translation: Hurry!
Slowly, the lifeguards continued running, the women's, ahem, assets bouncing in rythm.
"Glub guloop!" Ed yelled, sounding really irritated for a drowning person.
And then, the lifeguards were there, looking pretty and whatnot. And what a surprise, one of the pretty people was Armstrong!
"There's quite a story behind this, actually. Well, it all started like-" started Armstrong. He looked at the eldest Elric, and chuckled nonchalantly. "Oh, I am sorry, I forgot that you were drowning!"
Like a superhero of some sort, Armstrong dove into the water and rescued Ed, who looked very angry.
Armstrong placed him neatly on the sand and rejoined his lifeguard crew.
Everyone continued to have fun on the beach, even Roy, having quite the time with "his bitches".
All of a sudden, a giant squid appeared!
"Oh my God!" shouted Alphonse, looking distressed. "I dropped my ice cream cone!"
He reached to the ground to pick up his ice cream, oblivious to the giant sea monster which threatened to attack. Obviously everyone was.
To be continued...
A/N: Sorry, incredibly short chapter, I blame it on skool. Yeah. And remember, it's nice to review.