This chapter is kinda short and pointless, boarder-lining songfic. The next one will be better, don't worry, it's leading up to something.
Chapter 2 - Pointless
"Monday morning. Back to work. My Boss, is a jerk. I am, a Turk. Who likes, to furk. Say it ain't so, I will not go, Rufus is there, so why should I go." Reno sang to himself rather loudly on the elevator. It was way past noon, and he was supposed to clock in at nine. He really didn't care that some of the other employees were staring at him. He just sang louder, switching his tune a bit as he noticed a young secretary staring at him. "I saw your face, I think last Friday night, on the ground, in my headlights, you know I want you dead, I wanna skwish your head, I wanna kill you till your dead..." The door dinged and he stepped out, never missing a beat as he kept humming his tune, leaving the shaken secretary behind him. He strolled down the hallway, slapping a few female workers on the ass as he went.
Hearing Reno had arrived, Rufus stood outside his office, waiting to see what Elena had in store for him. He watched in shock as Reno walked over to his cubicle and popped his favorite cd in his computer drive, slip on his headphones, and start humming a new song. Rufus looked over to Elena's cubicle, across the hall, and sighed as he watched her stand up and walk straight to Reno's desk. She placed an envelope on his desk then went back to her work. "What could she possibly..." Rufus thought to himself, watching Reno open the envelope. It was a card.
Reno stared blankly at the folded paper. His birthday wasn't for seven more months. Oh well, he thought, and got up to clock out early. "Stress is a killer," he stated to Rufus, who was still standing there. Rufus had a feeling Reno was up to no good, so he followed him. All the way home. Why Reno never notcied he was being stalked by the white clad blonde was definately beyond Rufus. What puzzled him more was when Reno invited him in for Jager Bombs. Rufus refused and left, a migrane coming on. There was nothing worse than Reno and Elena not fighting, because that meant something bad was going to happen.