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"Good evening, Granger." Draco said cheerful, as he came in from his Quidditch-practice. He threw his broom on the table

"Hi, sweaty." Hermione grinned. She watched him taking of his shirt. His pale skin was glowing and his perfect abs were just begging to be touched. She bit her lowerlip just at the idea of doing that but hid her longing as his sweaty head came out of the shirt.

She's pretty doing nothing. She was lying on the couch, first her nose buried in a book, her curls framing her face as she looked up to smile and eagerly watched Draco. Her deepbrown eyes kept on kept wondering over his bare chest. He pretended not to see it.

"It's how I keep on the Sexgod-vibe that I am designed to be, Granger." Draco said huskily, but placing a light kiss on her forehead as he walked into his bedroom, leaving the door open. "You keep the Bookworm-vibe by studying and reading. It works both ways." He added loudly so she could hear it while he was grabbing clean clothes.

Hermione grinned. "I finished my first Poetry-essay. Did you?" She yelled back at him.

"I did it this afternoon, Granger." He smirked, coming out of his bedroom, turning to the bathroom. "You forget that I'm almost as brilliant as you. Only more handsome."

Hermione rolled her eyes and laughed. "Right."

"Care to join me?" He turned around in the doorstep, smirking at her.

She didn't reply but he could see she liked that idea.

"I need someone to wash my back?" He added.

She grinned. "I'm coming Blondie. You go first, wash the smell away before I hop in."

He grumbled a little but did go in the bathroom.

As he closed the door she got off the couch, walking to her bedroom to grab her pyama's. As she found them, she heard a loud high scream coming out of the bathroom. "Bloody hell!"

She froze for one second and then ran to the bathroom.

She found Draco lying in the shower.

Naked but covered in Dungbombs.

"My god, that smell is horrible." Hermione said, turning slightly green.

"Oh really? How do you think it is from down here?" Draco reacted sarcastic.

Hermione looked at him. His platinum blonde hair was brown, he had dung smeared all over him and the giantic pile of Dungbombs on him caused a smile that got her close to vomiting.

She tried to hold in her laughter. It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny.

But before she knew it, it was too late and she bursted out in laughter.

"Bloody hell, woman, it's not funny! I'm covered in poo!" Draco yelled at her.

When he hear himself say it he started to smirk and before he knew it he was laughing as hard as she did.

After they finished laughing, Hermione wiped the tears from her eyes and helped him get up.

"Normally I like you best naked, but right now I'm not to sure." She joked.

"What the hell caused that spell on the shower to spray Dungbombs all over me?" Draco muttered, cursing while trying to get some off the stuff of him.

"It's more like..who." Hermione said with a knowing face.

He thought one second than turned to Hermione.

"Pansy." They said together.

Ever since the Great Hall-scene Pansy had tried in as many different ways as possible to hurt, humiliate or kill Hermione.

For example, Pansy tried to hex Hermione's breakfast to smear all over her clothes and face. Unfortunately Hermione hid quickly under the table, after seeing Pansy with a wand and an evil grin on her face and it got all over Dean Tomas.

And after that Pansy tried to put a spell on Hermione's clothes to be unvisible but Hermione used 'protego' and Pansy had been naked the entire Potions-lesson.

Pansy also tried to poison her, strangle her, tackled her and stole her books.

Hermione thought it was rather annoying and wished the Slytherin Slut would leave her alone, but with a quick gesture with her wand she always got rid of her.

"How did she get in?" Hermione asked wondering, pinching her nose.

"We should change the password." Draco said, trying to look innocent.

Hermione raised her eyebrows and asked in amaze: "Did you give her the password? Why on earth would you do such a thing?"

"That was a very long time ago, Granger." Draco simply said, pulling a hand through his hair, making it even more dirty. "We'll talk about it later."

"No we won't." Hermione reacted annoyed. "Why would you give the password to that..that..skank?"

"Because that was in the time I had a desperate need for shagging and she was available." Draco answered, visibly tired of talking about Pansy. "That was before you. Please just let it go, Granger. It ment or means nothing. We just got to change the password."

Hermione rolled her eyes.

Than she grabbed her wand and pointed at the pile of Dungbombs. "evanesco."

It dissapeared.

"I'll run your bathwater." She said, trying not to sound to annoyed.

Draco raised his eyebrows. "Are you jealous?"

"Of course not." Hermione said, trying to keep her voice normal. "It's just Pansy, for crying out loud."

Draco observed her for a moment, while she was busy with the water and soap. "Aah." He smirked. "You are jealous."

"No I'm not." Hermione tried to laugh.

He came standing behind her and grabbed her by the waist. "You're so jealous."

"My god Malfoy, you are naked and you smell like a farm. Get off me." Hermione tried to get out of his grip but he held on tightly.

"Granger, you might be the top witch of Hogwarts," He said huskily in her ear, while unbuttoning her blouse. "But I can see through human emotions as easily as you study."

She turned around, still pinching her nose. "It's that why you can manipulate so easily?" She said.

He smirked. "For example."

She raised her eyebrows.

"That's fascinating." She replied dryly. "We'll talk about it more when you're not smelling like a pig-family."

And with a little power she pushed him into the bathtub.

"Are you coming in too, Granger?" Draco asked, raising an eyebrow.

Hermione sighed and turned to him, taking off her blouse.

Draco's eyes got dark with desire as she peeled off all her clothing.

"Well, someone has to clean the mess." She smirked.

I know it's a pretty pointless Chapter, but I'll try to make more sense with the rest of the chapters.

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