Disclaimer- If you think i own charmed you are crazier than me, and well... you only need to check the name of this fic to see how bad that is.
A/N well who'd have thought it, 2 updates in one day, sometimes i amaze even myself.
Any way thanks once again to all the people who reviewed, i'm finding all your comments helpful and keep them coming.
Also in this chapter things written in italics are either spells or happening to the sisters while they are invisible
Warning this chapter does contain my first attempt at spell writing and its not fantastic.
Paige
As she orbed in with her sister they noticed that they had in fact landed in a room almost full of innocents, in which, Phoebe was lying against a wall, and Chris was orbing in and out to avoid fireballs. About to swear at the situation, she too found her self-thrown against a wall, followed closely by Piper. Finding herself unable to move any part of her body except her mouth, and unable orb she did the only thing that made sense; she swore loudly.
"Gee that was helpful!" mocked Phoebe, who Paige knew was somewhere to her right.
"Have you got any better ideas?" she snapped in response.
"Hmm I dunno how about a spell? We could just use the regular P3 one."
"Ok then show off."
The power of three will set us free
The power of 3 will set us free
The power of 3 will set us free
The power of 3 will set us free
"I can move!" squealed Piper in delight.
"Great!" sighed Paige, "Now blow up the demon!"
Gesturing atthe demon, heexploded into a million pieces.
"Thanks," said Chris smiling, Paige didn't know why but she thought there was something sarcastic in his face; like he resented having to let them save him. Well that was Chris all over.
"Phoebe!" yelled a voice, "What the hell was that?"
"Elise!" Paige heard her sister respond, "That was… er… my demonstration of er…"
"Demon," said Chris simply.
"What?" asked Elise, "I want a full explanation of what happened here…"
"Unfortunately" smiled Chris, "I'm going to have to wipe your memory instead, unless the cleaners want to do it for me," he added hopefully looking upwards. "No? Oh well."
"Chris?" said Paige tapping her whitelighter on his shoulder, "I think we have bigger problems."
"What?"
"That!" she replied pointing as the Demon reappeared out of nowhere. Walking towards them the demon did something unexpected; it threw a potion. Exploding at the sisters' feet, it covered the girls in purple smoke. As it cleared Chris noticed something
"Oh c---!" swore the whitelighter
"What?" asked Elise; confused by everything that was going on.
"The sisters are gone!"
General POV
"Ok what in the hell happened?" asked Phoebe
"Er nothing apparently except some purple smoke," replied her younger sibling, looking around.
"The sisters are gone!" they heard their neurotic white lighter yell.
"You were saying?" snapped Piper.
"Ok so we're invisible, big deal we orb back to the book and get our selves uninvisible."
"Leaving Chris with the demon?" asked Piper noticing Chris was once again orbing to avoid fireballs.
"Ok we vanquish the demon, then get ourselves uninvisible."
"So er blowing him up didn't work, how do you plan to vanquish him?"
"Lets do something!" yelled Phoebe, "All this talking isn't helping."
"I vote book!" said Paige, grabbing her sisters. They stood there for a few awkward seconds before Paige added, "ok I can't orb. Damn our powers must be out."
"So what do we do now?"
"I say we watch," Said Piper
"Watch what?" Piper pointed at Chris, who was currently telekinetically throwing the Demon into a wall.
"Did you know he could do that?" asked Paige.
"No, he's got some explaining to do… I mean when he can see us."
"Heart!" cried Chris, as the Demons heart appeared in his hand causing both it and the creature to burst into flames.
"A whole lot of explaining! That's my power!" cried Paige.
"Wh…wh…what the hell did you do?" stammered Elise
"Good Question!" yelled Phoebe but of course no one except her sisters heard her.
"He must be half witch-half whitelighter," stated Paige "but surely that's not possible."
Piper was distracted; looking at her stomach her thoughts from earlier came back to haunt her.
This child must be evil too or dead. It was the only thing that made sense to her, if they weren't why would they let someone else come back to save Wyatt, unless… unless they sent Chris.
Was she such an Idiot? Not to see what was staring her in the face? Could Chris be her son? Looking at Chris' face she wondered why she hadn't seen it before; he had Leo's eyes.
"I'm pregnant," said Piper suddenly.
"What?" yelled both her sisters.
"I'm pregnant," repeated the eldest.
"Wh…how… Are you sure?"
"I craved a banana chocolate and pickle sandwich this morning…"
"Yup you're pregnant!" stated Phoebe happily, "Oh! You don't think…" Her glance fell on her neurotic nephew "No!"
"Well it would explain a lot," contributed Paige.
"Yes it would but…it can't be true."
Chris (finally)
After he had finished with the Demon, which had been a breeze now he didn't have to worry about not using his powers in front of his mother or the aunts. He began trying to think about how to sort out this mess. So many people had seen the demon it would be difficult to cover up. Ok… step one; fix the office.
"To help erase what they have seen
Reset this place to this mornings scene?"
All around him things began to repair themselves; scorch marks disappeared and tables turned themselves back the right way up, until it look just they was it did when Phoebe arrived that morning.
Er step two, bring everyone back that saw anything…
"To help me set things right once more
Put people back where they were before
In a way than none is seen
So I can fix what has been…"
OK now onto the memory erasing, he said not noticing the sudden reappearance of Phoebe, Piper and Paige.
"To erase what they have seen
Take this memory wipe it clean"
"Phoebe! Good," said Elise, "I was just coming to talk to you… what are your sisters doing here?" she stopped mid sentence.
"I don't know," said Phoebe.
"Er… we… just came to tell Phoebe… that er…" said Paige struggling.
"I think I'm pregnant," finished Piper.
"You do?" asked Paige
"Yeah!"
"Wow!" said Phoebe jumping up and down, "I get to be an aunt again!"
"Great," said Chris, ushering two of the sisters away, "but lets go and I'll explain why you're really here."
As they left he told them what had happened, well some of it at least; explaining how they killed a demon and when trying to wipe everyone's memories accidentally wiped their own but not his because he was mid orb.
They do fall for the stupidest stories don't they?
TBC...probably