Disclaimer: to own charmed is a fond dream of mine, unfortunately i live in reality so nope, not mine.

A/N: Once again thank you for all of your lovely reviews keep em coming! also i apologise if Piper seems a little out of character in this chapter, I'm blaming it on her hormones...

Just a couple of extra replies:

Magical Princess: i also liked Jason and hold onto that hope as well.

Phoebe-x15: She really should have realised shouldn't she, unfortunately (or fortunately if you're Chris) she was a little distracted by her own child.

Septdeneuf: i told you the title wasn't completely random :)

Faith charmer: you know i never really thought about who Paige's fave band was, i'll decide though, sets media player onrandom the magic ofrandomness says... Linkin Park, and just for completeness her song is numb.lol.

Quack says the duck: soon i promise, soon.

Piper

"Stupid dumbass white lighter" muttered Piper as she began doing paperwork at the club, "telling me what my womb can and can not do!"

"Piper?" questioned Rex, "Are you ok?"

"Yes I'm fine, why?" she snapped

"Well when someone is muttering things like; 'telling me what my womb can and can not do', it generally means they need a break."

"What I need a break from is being pregnant."

"Ok…" said Rex backing away, "maybe I'll leave you to it."

I shouldn't have been so horrible to him, it's not his fault my whitelighter's an idiot or that I'm pregnant. That's Leo's fault! I know I'll yell at him!

With a cunning plan to make herself feel better she shut the door so that Rex wouldn't wander in.

"Leo!" she yelled, "Leo get your ass down here now! Leo! This is god damn important!"

Leo

'Leo!' he heard his ex wife yell, "Leo!"

Orbing into her club he was a little annoyed. "I'm not your whitelighter any more," he said, "couldn't you have called Chris?"

"No I could not!" she yelled

"Why? What's wrong?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" she yelled, " What the hell do you think is wrong?"

"I don't know. If I did would I be asking?"

"Well! Let me think; I vomit in the mornings, I crave pickle and chocolate sandwiches and my womb is turning turnips into limes!"

"Er…"

"And it's all your stupid fault!"

"Ok…" said the whitelighter realising, "your pregnant again."

Piper nodded violently

"And did you say something about limes…"

"Yes! The baby turned some turnips I got sent by mistake into the limes I ordered! But Chris " future consequences" Perry is insisting that the baby couldn't have done that!"

'God, this is going to be a long day' thought Leo, then as the Elders began to call he looked apologetically at his ex wife orbed off.

Phoebe

Phoebe practically skipped through the door when she got home that evening.

"Hello everybody," she sang as she entered a full room.

"What are you so happy about?" asked Piper.

"Jason," she said beaming.

"Jason?" asked Chris, "I wondered when you two were going to get back together."

"You knew?" asked Phoebe

"Why is it that today everyone seems to have forgotten that I am from the future?"

"Oh yeah!" she laughed, "but can you see the future, because I did! I saw me and Jason and a beautiful little girl. Oh and Piper your baby's a boy!"

"I know," snapped Piper

"How?" asked Phoebe, to which the only reply was a cough from Chris; a cough, which sounded suspiciously like 'future.'

"Ok so I'm off to get changed. Jason is taking me out tonight!"

"Wait a minute sister," called Piper, "we've got a problem we need to sort out!"

"Oh no," groaned Phoebe, "a demon problem?"

"No, a whitelighter problem."

"Huh?"

"Piper and Chris can't agree on what her new baby can do," explained Paige, " Piper says her belly turned some turnips into limes, Chris says the baby can't do that."

"Well Chris is from the future," she began…

"Thank you."

"But he also came back to change it, maybe this is something he changed." Her sisters and her whitelighter stared at Phoebe incredulously; amazed by the fact she had managed to settle their argument, which isn't actually surprising considering she was the middle sister; the peace maker.

"Ok bye…" she cried and ran to get ready.

Chris

Looking at him in the bathroom mirror Chris began to panic. What if Piper's baby could do these things? He couldn't. That meant the baby wasn't him, which meant he couldn't exist… hang on that made no sense. He did exist; he had almost faded away when he nearly wasn't conceived, but he hadn't, and he was conceived. Ugh the situation made no sense.

'I can explain it for you brother,' said a voice in his mind.

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