Disclaimer: the dream that I own charmed is about as real as... um... Mr Fake of 123 Fakestreet Faketown.
A/N Love the reviews every1 keep em coming, and ty to every one who bothers.
Faith-Charmer: if Wyatt gets his way you won't have to imagine. Ah Chris how we love you. Nice evil laugh Btw.
Night-owl123: Nope believe it or not they're still clueless... well they missed more obvious hints in the show.
AlyssaHalliwell: Yup i alway like a powerful Chris, evil Chris was kind of cool too... any Chris... Chris... -(looks dreamily off into space)-
Again 2 updates in 1 day, woo go me! Unfortunately prob won't be one tomorrow.
Paige
"Piper?" she began bravely, "Are you worried about Chris?"
"No," came the blunt reply.
She knew she wasn't; Piper hated Chris, hated him for telling her that her son would be evil. Paige however, had a soft spot for the whitelighter; she didn't know why. Noticing her attempts to get him to loosen up weren't working; she decided she needed help, though perhaps her decision of seeking it from Piper had been an unwise one. No if she was going to help Chris she needed all her sisters on her side.
"Well I am. He's got problems even you can see that."
"Yeah, problems like my son has destroyed his world, which we're letting him stop."
"Demon hunting isn't everything. Which means he needs to get a life."
"He's a whitelighter; he's dead."
"So is Leo."
"Yeah well Leo doesn't have a life either anymore."
Seeing a look of sadness in her sister's eyes at the loss of her husband, she thought maybe she should try a different tack.
"I just think he needs a little friendship. I mean he's stuck in a time he didn't see, all he has is us and his mission, and you won't let him near us. Magic isn't enough to live for, you know that."
A look of guilt spread across the eldest charmed ones face, and Paige knew she had touched a nerve. Piper has spent almost all of her time as a witch attempting to protect what little normality she had in her life; a life with only magic was one of the things she feared most.
"Fine," she said to her sister, "I'll try to be nicer to him, will that do you?"
'It's a start' thought Paige, "Yeah it'll do."
"Piper! Paige!" yelled a voice from the hall, as the witchlighter heard the front door slam. " I got a new power, I got a new power!"
Phoebe
"I got a new power!" called Phoebe, dragging Jason into her living room.
"Oh that is so not fair," complained Paige, "that's two in less than a year, and I'm yet to develop one!"
"Yeah well I started off with the worst ones anyway, besides I guess it's more of an extension of my existing ones!"
"Still it was my turn!"
"You guys are kind of childish about your magic aren't you?" asked Jason
"You think this is bad; you should have seen Phoebe when Prue developed astral projection!" commented Piper, "so come on Phoebe don't leave us in suspense any longer, what's your new power."
"Well," said Phoebe suddenly embarrassed at the fact she had no idea how to access her power, "I kind of projected one of my premonitions for Jason to see."
"Well that could be helpful," said the said the ever practical older sister, "more so than my womb turning turnips into limes…"
"Yeah life will be so much easier if we can see your premonitions, or if you can re-access them at will."
"I know!" squealed Phoebe, "but I don't know how to work them yet, which could be a problem, I mean what if I project a vision to a room full of people."
"Maybe we should talk to Chris about this," suggested Piper, to everyone's great surprise.
"Did she just say what I think she did?" asked Phoebe.
"You know I think she did; Piper 'that whitelighter will never darken my door again' Halliwell suggested we call for Chris."
"What?" asked Piper "He is our whitelighter and he is from the future."
"Hang on, Chris is from the future?" asked Jason amazed.
"Strange how she never listened when we presented those arguments," commented Paige, "and yes, yes he is…"
"You were the one who said I should be nicer to him," pointed out the eldest, "Chris!"
A moment later he appeared in blue orbs, holding a lime?
"Well nice to see you haven't got us on mute again," muttered Piper, "what's with the lime?"
"Oh… I er found it on the floor of the club."
'Weird' thought Phoebe knowing deep down that there was something missing from this explanation.
"So did you call me here just to ask me about limes or am I to be yelled at again?"
"Er no," said Paige, "it's about Phoebe."
"I got a new power!" she squealed.
"Projecting visions?" asked Chris knowingly, " I'm afraid it's going to be a while before you can control it properly."
"Gee thanks," said Phoebe sarcastically, " but can you tell me how it works?"
"Well I really I shouldn't…"
"If you say future consequences I'm going to kick your ass."
"When you need to relive a memory or a premonition you can do; showing everyone around you, you can also transfer new premonitions to everyone in the same way."
"Thank you."
"So Chris, I hear you're from the future?" asked Jason disbelieving
"Don't worry Jason you'll get used to this; I know I'm from the future," he smiled.
"Great, so what's it like?"
" Oh he won't tell you," sniped Piper
"Why not?"
"Future consequences," said all three girls together.
"Just look at it this way; if it was good would I be here trying to fix it?"
Jason looked horrified
"Don't worry, I will fix it."
There was an uncomfortable silence broken only when Chris said, "so is there anything else, or can I take my lime and go?"
"Yeah," said Paige, "Am I ever going to get any more powers?"
"How the heck should I know?"
"Er… because, as you so kindly keep reminding us, you are from the future."
"Yes, but did you miss the ' in my future Paige died with the titans' section of my explanation."
"I figured that was a lie," contributed Phoebe, "since it's not the titans you came back to stop."
"It was."
"It was the titans you came back to stop?" asked Phoebe confused.
"No, it was a lie."
"So why repeat it?"
"Just trying to keep some continuity in my lies, that and the fact that she did die then, except I changed it so she also didn't."
"Eh?" asked Jason
"I think what he's saying is; time travel is too confusing for our poor little minds to comprehend."
"Despite the fact we've been doing it since before he was born."
"Technically I'm not born yet."
"Is it me," asked Phoebe, "Or is he just trying to get out of answering our questions about the future."
"It's not you," replied Chris smirking as he orbed out.
"Great," laughed Phoebe, "that whitelighter gets weirder everyday!"
"Titans?" asked Jason
Phoebe just laughed harder.
