Eragon House

by Dark-Wolf87

What it would be like if the characters from Eragon all lived in a house together. My first Comedey ever written so be nice!

3. This Story Sucks

Chapter 3: THIS STORY SUKS

New Nararator: You're probably wondering by now why other characters haven't appeared. Murtaugh, The Ra'zac, Garrow, Roran, etc. Well, for your information, Murtaugh sucks, The Ra'zac are on vacation in Cancoon, Garrow died in Eragon, and well, we just don't like Roran. In fact...

Roran enters the scene.

Roran: Hi Eragon! How you doing?

New Narrarator pulls out a machette and chucks it at Roran. Using his Matrix skills, Roran catches the blade in mid-air.

Roran: Hey, why can't we all be friends?

Saphira farts. There is a long pause.