Narrarator: ANYWAYS! We find our daring, dashing, intelligent, and smart hero and his friends in a house. Roran.
Eragon: Hey, me be hero!
Angela: SHUT UP!
(She takes the rod out and beats Eragon's bruised pulp for a back)
Roran: Well, what's new guys?
Saphira: Well, Galbatorix died...
Roran: Again?
Saphira: Yes, and Arya's allergic to dragon farts.
Roran: Well guess what. The Ra'zac are back from Cancoon. They've opened and evil Circus that kidnaps children so they can eat them!
Eragon: OOOOOh! I...like the circus...it...is fun! There are clowns and bunnies and tigons!
Saphira: Eragoon shut up!
Roran: It's Eragon! Jeez
Saphira: Who cares? I hardly remeber any of your names all the time.
Eragon: OOOO! I know my name...If you forget...you...can ask...me!
There's a long pause. Long pauses seem to be very common in this story...and i dont know why...
Roran: We need to stop them!
Angela: Who?
Roran: The Ra'zac!
Angela: Oh! That won't be hard! All we have to do is tell Eragon to think mean thoughts...you know what happens...
Roran: Well...i forgot to tell you something...
Angela: What?
Roran: The Ra'zac...well...they're British.