Disclaimer: disclaiming is fun... i wonder if that counts?

A/N: ty to everyone who reviewed, i love reviews so once a gain i shall shameless beg for them: please review, even if you want to criticise, i need reviews... ok i'm done.

A/N 2 L: i apologise if Phoebe seems a bit out of character near the end, but the crazy rant was just sooooooooo much fun to write.

Pearl-magicgirl : I'm really mean to Chris considering i like him so much aren't i?

Nightowl123:the mysterious appearing girl? lol, that's what i should have called the chapter!

CharmedLilAngel: better? his days about to get a whole lot worse... poor Chris..

Drewfullerfanlife: thnaks, glad you liked it

AlyssaHalliwell: yep, well done Piper!
blacknightwolf04: he'd better think of something hadn't he...

Septdeneuf: glad it made you laugh, nice to see someone thinks i have a sense of humour, i can find many who disagree.

Faith-charmer: i shall pick up on your subtle hints for sympathy, and react by saying "there, there". Anyway hope you're feeling better.

As for your three points, i'm glad you like my story.

Secondly as for why this isn't in humour, it's because i, )being the fool that i am)never thought about changing the catergory, i shall do so immediatly.

Finally, i don't really have a least favourite sister, i'm not a big Prue fan but since my story is set after her death that's not really a problem. I don't mean to be hateful of Paige, i actually quite like her,she just seems to be the easiest target. As for my favourite sister, i used to like Piper most, but now i guess i'm a Phoebe fan.

Paige

Feeling a sudden jolt on her shoulder Paige discovered she was no longer in the manor. 'OK, what in the hell happened?' thought the witch as she found herself clinging to her whitelighter. Looking around she saw the ground was hundreds of feet below her, well more accurately the water was. She could hear a helicopter and loud, a slightly distorted voice talking.

"Ma'am," said the voice confused, "Ma'am please don't jump."

' Oh god, I'm on the bridge!' thought Paige.

"Great time for the invisibility to wear off," said Chris' sarcastic whisper beside her.

'Invisibility?' thought Paige nervously, 'and is that a TV camera?' She felt feint with panic as the memories of the past hour or so flooded back to her, a moment later she discovered she was falling through the air…

"Paige!" yelled Chris' voice from above her, "Paige!"

'I need to orb,' realised Paige and concentrated hard on the first thing that came into her mind: Phoebe.

Phoebe

"Isn't that your sister?" asked Elise disbelieving, "how did she get there?"

"I can't…" began Phoebe struggling for an explanation.

Everyone's eyes were glued to the scene as they saw Paige drop off the bridge.

"Oh my…" remarked a number of people in the office, while Phoebe screamed "Paige!"

Seconds later the gasps of surprise were replaced with disbelieving shrieks as Paige materialized, in a swirl of blue orbs, and fell hard onto the floor. Sitting up and rubbing her back, the witchlighter grumbled.

"Paige!" snapped Phoebe who was caught somewhere between murdering her sister for orbing into the office and hugging her for not being dead.

"What?" asked the startled witch for the first time taking in her surroundings, which included a number of gawping journalists, "oh…"

"Yeah!"

"Paige?" asked Elise unsurely, "weren't you just on top of the golden gate bridge?"

"Er…no?" she suggested hopefully.

"Ok what is going on here?" asked Elise, "and why does this all seem so familiar?"

"It's because the goddamn author has used this same story line 3 times already in this fan fiction" answered a mysterious voice from nowhere, but it was ignored. (A/N sorry about that)

"You couldn't have orbed to the manor?" asked Phoebe

"Next time I'm plummeting to my death I'll take a few minutes to consider my destination."

"But… ugh!"

"Relax we'll just cast a spell and wipe their memories."

"For the 3rd time in a week? That can't be good for them!"

"3 times this week? What?"

"Er… never mind?"

"Nuhuh! Spill!"
"Nuhuh? Have you still got the mind of 5 year old?"

Paige glared at her sister, "that was a side effect,"

"Of a personal gain spell! What did you think would happen?"

Glancing uneasily at her sister Paige began, "don't you think we should have this conversation elsewhere. You know… exposure?"

"Paige you just orbed here from falling out of live television. I think the damage is done!"

"Ok, Ok calm down!"

"Calm down? Not only do we have to deal with a pregnant highly hormonal Piper, who seems obsessed with arguing with our neurotic whitelighter from the future not only about whether or not her first born will destroy the world but also about whether her unborn second child which might actually be our neurotic whitelighter from the future can turn limes into turnips! I have a new power, which means I can't go out in public for fear of projecting emotions and future events onto a giant screen! Add to that the usual demon c---, the fact our whitelighter possibly nephew is seemingly suicidal and I can cope. But then my younger sister cannot cope with her curiosity and casts a spell, which accidentally turns her into an invisible 5 year old, who then accidentally exposes magic live on TV! All we need now is my ex demon, ex source of all evil, ex unvanquishable demonic force of an ex husband to return from the grave again and this is officially the second worst day of my life!"

"We're really gonna need that memory spell," commented Paige, "Wait? Chris might be our nephew? You wanna explain that?"

Sighing Phoebe gave in, "you know something I'll do one better if I can, I might as well; they've seen enough magic here anyway." Concentrating really hard and with a swish of her hand just for effect, she forced once again the projection of Chris' battle against the demon, much to the amazement of Paige and the boredom of the readers (if indeed there are any left), who had seen it far too many time before.

"Wow!" breathed Paige, "That power really is gonna come in handy!"

"Focus!"

"Uh, Ok," agreed Paige, "I'll er… go and calm down Piper and see if we can sort out this whole I fell of a bridge thing. You sort out here and then get in contact with Chris once they get him off the bridge…" Phoebe nodded.

Paige

Orbing out of the office and into the manor Paige was met by the angry glares of Piper and the mildly concerned looks of Leo.

"So I did reverse the spell then?" asked Piper nervously, "good, now we can…"

"Er…" began Paige nervously, "you haven't heard?"

"Heard what?"

"You did reverse the spell, but…"

"But?" asked Leo worriedly

"Remote!" called Paige turning the TV onto a local news channel.

"… Incredible footage from the golden gate bridge. The victim of the fall is yet to be identified, as is the young man originally spotted on top of the golden gate…" said the attractive reporter whilst pictures of Paige falling off the bridge played in the background.

Leo just stared at the screen while Piper gestured at the television turning it into a bunch of flowers.

"Baby?" asked Paige

"No!" snapped Piper, "I wanted to do that!"

"… News has just reached us that the original 'jumper' has been identified as Christopher Perry and that he has successfully been talked down from the Bridge."

"Well that's just great!" snapped Piper again, "if they've identified Chris there are going to identify you. At least you orbed here…" stopping she noticed Paige shuffle uncomfortably… "You did orb straight here?"

"No…I orbed to Phoebe but that's Ok. It's all right. We just need to worry about limiting exposure, Phoebes gone to sort Chris out."

"Right, so what do you suggest we do?"

"Spell?"

Piper just glared at her.