Crystal: HIII!

Phoenix: This is it! The INUYASHA CHAPTER!

Crystal: YAY! We can have a LOT of fun with this…hehehehehehehe…..

Disclaimer: If we owned Inuyasha….well, let's just bad things would happen…

"Know your Stars, Know your Stars, Know your Stars." The Announcers voice rang out.

"Hey, who's there?" Inuyasha yelled taking out his Tetsusaiga.

"Put it down, we all know you need it to 'compensate' for something else."

"WHAT!"

"Sit down and shut up. Inuyasha…..he's a girl."

"I am not! If I was a girl could I do this?" Inuyasha gave his sweet smile that melted the audience.

"…..AW! I want you!"

All of a sudden Phoenix and Crystal appeared. "Back off! He's ours!...not really…but we like to think that way!"

"I belong to no one!" Inuyasha screamed.

Kagome appeared with a chainsaw. "Say that again?"

"……."

"That's what I thought." And she walked backstage.

Everyone disappeared.

"Inuyasha…..he's cheating on Kagome with Kagura." The Announcer said.

"No, Sango! I mean-"

(From somewhere backstage someone yelled. "Help, Miroku fainted!")

"Inuyasha….he's a cat."

"OH! That's a sin! I am not a cat! I'm a dog!"

Kagome reappeared. "We know."

"Don't hate the playa hate the game!"

"Ok….." The Announcer looked at him, "Where'd you get that?"

"Souta, the kid knows ALL!"

"…..Inuyasha…he has a tail."

"I do?" Inuyasha looked into his pants, "But what's it doing in the front?"

"This is too weird. I'm outtie, yo."

Cooking Show

Crystal: Welcome to our cooking show. Today we'll be making Anime stew!

Phoenix: First off is 2 Shippo's! (Pulls out two crying Shippo's) Next, some clay of Kikyo. (She pulled out some clay in the form of the pot.) This is to make it bitter. Next is 3 mini-Inuyasha's! (Pulls out baby Inuyasha's) And end it with the arm of Kagome. (Pulls out Kagome's arm and puts it in the pot.)

Crystal: Now, you cook at 350- (Kagome's arm grabs her) Bad arm! Down! Down! (Beats arm with wooden spoon)

Phoenix: And THAT is how you make Anime stew. We are not responsible for any……feelings this stew might induce… (Shifty eyes)

Crystal: We aren't going to update until we have….5 reviews. Yes, I'm threatening you. Whatcha gonna do about it? (A rock hits her on the head and knocks her out)

Phoenix: ….I guess you could do that…..( Starts to drag Crystal's body away)

Crystal: …..Mommy….chocolate….evil…BOINGITY BOINGITY BOING!

Phoenix: That's random! YAY!

Review Responses

Phenomenon: Crystal: (Turns to Phoenix) Was that us?

Phoenix: Nope. It must've been someone else!

Crystal: Oh okay! Thanks for the review!