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"Driver's High" by l'Arc en ciel

Lesson 45 – Not a teacher

It's morning. A Kawasaki Z 2 runs across Tokyo. The man driving it wears a helmet, so we can't see his face. Finally, he arrives at the Holy Forest Academy. The garden is full of students walking around. The motorbike dashes inside the garden, scaring all the students who where nearby. Indeed, he's going to run over a young woman who, terrified, begin screaming. But just a second before the hit, the motorbike squeals off. The girl, trying to recover from the schock, sits on the ground, gasping. The Kawasaki stops, and its driver parks it in the parking area of the school. The man takes his helmet off. Ok, you know I know you know who is this man.

Onizuka places the helmet on his motorbike, and then he walks inside the school. The older students stops walking when they see him coming. Some of them start mumbling.

Student #1: "Hey, have you seen him?"

Student #2: "Who, that blonde man?"

Student #3: "Isn't he..?"

Onizuka ignores them, or better, he seems not to hear them. He dashes into the corridors, looking for a certain class.

Onizuka (mumbling): "Hmmm, let's see… 3-3… No…. 5-1…. No…. Ah, here it is!"

Finally he finds what he was looking for: class 5-4! He opens the door, and he rushes in. He has a very happy faces, and we see for the firs time he's wearing a withe shirt with a huge writing on it: "Not Guilty"

Onizuka (exalted): "Ahahahahahahahahahah! I'm back for good!"

His exaltation disappears when he realizes there's nobody in the class. Correction: there's somebody: It's Fuyustuki! But she is sitting on a chair, in the empty classroom, and her look is as empty as the room. Onizuka doesn't notice it, and he reaches her.

Onizuka: "Fuyustuki! Longtime no see! It has been about two years, I suppose…"

Fuyustuki turns her head, and when she sees Onizuka, for a while her eyes brighten. Then she starts crying and run towards him. As soon as she reaches him, she hugs him.

Fuyustuki (sobbing): "Onizuka!"

Onizuka (excited): "Fuyustuki, I'm happy to see you again, too. But where are all the students? Murai, Kikuchi, Yoshikawa, Kanzaki and the others? Damn it, there is nobody and my spectacular entrance is ruined!"

Fuyustuki can't help sobbing, so Onizuka's look become serious. The scene moves to another room in the school, where all the other teachers are discussing during what seems to be a reunion. Suddenly, the door opens and Onizuka enters, with a ver angry face.

Onizuka (pissed-off): "WHO IS TAKASUGI?"

Everyone in the room falls silence. We can see Sakurada's (Sakurai in the manga), Kochatani's (better known as Chihuahua) and Fukuroda's faces turning pale at the sight of Onizuka. Even Uchiyamada is shocked (more exaclty, his jaw can almost touch the ground). The other teachers are surprised, too. Only Takasugi, sitting right next to Uchiyamada, seems quite. He stands up, and looks at Onizuka.

Takasugi: "I am the vice-principal Takasugi. And you are…?"

Onizuka stands right in front of Takasugi, pointing him with his forefinger.

Onizuka (still very pissed-off): "Vice-principal, MY ASS! YOU are not a teacher!"

Uchiyamada (babbling): "O-O-Onizuka?"

Onizuka finally notices Uchiyamada, and he falls on his kneels.

Onizuka (begging): "Please, rehire me"

Uchiyamada (disbelieving): "You… You… really are Onizuka?"

Onizuka (pissed): "Who else should I be, you old… I mean… please, rehire me!"

Uchiyamada (now calmer): "Onizuka… When…"

Takasugi starts laughing.

Takasugi: "So, you must be the famous Eikichi Onizuka, the teacher who two years ago was impeached for trying to kill teacher Ogi of this school, am I right? Of course we're not going to rehire you here!"

Fuyustuki: "He has been acquitted."

All the teachers turn their head towards the door, where Fuyustuki is standing.

Fuyustuki: "Teacher Ogi survived, and he admitted he tried to commit suicide. Onizuka took on the responsibility of that fact only in order to exculpate one of his students. After a process which lasted two years, he has been judged "not guilty"."

Uchiyamada is quite confused, but the other teachers (except Takasugi) acclaim him. A very happy Onizuka (who is even losing mucus from his nose) is surrounded by all his former colleagues.

Sakurada: "Very good, Onizuka!"

Fukuroda: "Welcome back!"

Onizuka (happy with a freaky face): "Ahahahahah! Thank you, thank you!"

Takasugi: "I OBJECT!"

All the teachers are shocked. Takasugi goes on.

Takasugi: "He just insulted me! Moreover, look at him! He looks more like a thug than a teacher!"

Onizuka comes close to Takasugi, looking at him with a very menacing look.

Fuyustuki (scared): "Onizuka, don't do anything stupid!"

Onizuka (talking to Takasugi): "I'm Eikichi Onizuka, age 25, single, better know as "Great Teacher Onizuka", the greatest teacher of Japan!"

Takasugi (not intimidated at all): "So, you mean you really think you're a better teacher than me?"

Onizuka (his eyes are half-closed): "You're not a teacher. What did you do to my students?"

Takasugi: "Your students? You're pathetic."

While the two fo them argue, Uchiyamada has a very shocked face.

Uchiyamada (monologue in his mind): 'Onizuka is back! I can't believe it! Now what? Should I rehire him? He destroyed my cresta a million times when he still worked here! And even the students were always in danger when he was around… I shall admit he behaved well when he sacrificed his job for his student's sake… but… he is Onizuka! No way I'm gonna rehire him!'

Onizuka (talking to Takasugi): "I'll crush you! How dared you calling me pathetic? Let me go Fuyustuki, I'll teach him a lesson!"

Uchiyamada (still in his mind): 'He's not that bad as a teacher, now I shall admit it… But still, he's a parasite!'

Takasugi (smiling, talking to Onizuka): "You're not a good model for your students…"

Onizuka (pissed-off): "What students? They are not coming at school anymore since you arrived here!"

Uchiyamada (in his mind): '… the students…'

Flashback

In the principal room, Uchiyamada is sitting on a chair in front of Principal Sakurai Ryoko. He seems very schocked.

Uchiyamada: "M-me? Mrs Principal, are you sure?"

Sakurai: "Who better than you, Mr Uchiyamada?"

Uchiyamada: "But… But I've always been a vice-principal… I have no experience as a principal of a school…"

Sakurai: "Indeed, I thought about hiring a principal from another school… But then I thought you worked here for a long time… About 29 years"

Uchiyamada (modest): "28 years…"

Sakurai: "Time really runs out… Anyway, I am sure you will be able to manage by yourself, Uchiyamada… New principal of Holy Forest Academy."

Uchiyamada: "I'm… I'm touched…"

Sakurai: "I rely on you for the future of this school. I'm sure you'll use your new authority and devote yourself on your student's sake."

Back to Reality

Onizuka (to Takasugi): "I defy you to the ultimate challenge!"

Onizuka takes a little game out of his pocket: it's a little boxe ring with two little puppet on it.

Onizuka: "TA-DAN! The Great Boxe Game!"

Fuyustuki (dispirited): "Onizuka…"

Takasugi: "You're idiot, or what?"

Uchiyamada coughs drawing everybody's attention to himself.

Uchiyamada: "Very well, Onizuka. I'll give you the possibility to rejoin our institute. BUT I have a condition."

Onizuka: "Uh? I'm ready for everything!"

Uchiyamada: "You have to take back to school all the students of the former 3-4 class, that is the present 5-4 class."

Takasugi smiles, thinking that is an impossible mission.

Onizuka: "Piece of cake!"

Takasugi's jaw touches the ground.

Onizuka: "If this is all, I'm going… But I want to put a condition, too…"

Uchiyamada and Takasugi: "Uh?"

Onizuka: "If tomorrow I take back to school all the students of class 5-4, I want to be their home-teacher!"

Takasugi: "What the… I'm their home-teacher!"

Uchiyamada (ignoring Takasugi): "Very well, then. It's a deal."

Onizuka: "GREAT! Leave it to me, the Great Teacher Onizuka!"

Onizuka leaves the room singing a japanese melody, and Fuyutsuki goes after him. Takasugi can't help, but continuing the reunion with the other teachers.

Meanwhile, Onizuka and Fuyutsuki get on Onizuka's bike, and they rushes into Tokyo's streets. As Onizuka drives, he talks whit Fuyutsuki.

Fuyustuki: "That's perfect, Onizuka! You only need to call by phone Kikuchi, or Murai, and they will pass the word to the others, and you'll be rehired!"

Onizuka (smiling): "Yeah, that would be easy… But that's not Onizuka style!"

Fuyustuki: "Uh?"

Onizuka: "Let's go to Ryuji!"

The next scene, shows Onizuka on his bike in front of Ryuji's garage, while Ryuji himself and Fuyustuki are standing close to our fake-blonde teacher.

Fuyutsuki (a bit scared): "You're sure you wanna do this?"

Ryuji (smiling): "Don't worry about this, Fuyustuki… He's sure."

Onizuka: "So… Let's see tomorrow!"

Now we can see Onizuka's complete appearance, and we see he has a white band tied on his head, with the japanese flag on it and a writing which reads: "Great teacher". He's wearing no shirt, and he's practically naked from his waist up, and he has other writings on his skin, like "W Japan" and "I love motorbikes".

He's off like a shot. And as soon as he starts running with his bike, a big flag attached to his bike starts flying like a kite. And there is a writing even on this flag; it reads: "Everybody to school! Great Teacher is back!". He turns at a corner, disappearing from Fuyutsuki's sight.

Fuyustuki (worried): "Do you think he will do it without being arrested?"

Ryuji (amused): "Who knows… Eikichi is a continuing surprise even to me… That's why I'm happy he's back!"

Fuyustuki looks first at Ryuji, than at the sky.

Fuyutsuki: "Yes… You're right"

The screen fades out, while we can hear clearly the noise caused by police's siren. Ending theme time!

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Last Piece by "Kirari"