"Well for about as long as I can remember," replied back Harry.
"So you remember to about yesterday?"
"What! NO! I can remember past that day!"
"Oh I'm sorry."
"I can remember up until last Tuesday."
"Harry, Tuesday was just yesterday!"
"So! I didn't know that, anyways saying I remember up until last Tuesday sounds like I remember more then when you say I remember yesterday."
"Well yes I suppose...okay Harry your getting off the point now, your still paying me by the minute."
"Damnit I thought I got off that plan."
"No, no, nobody called me to change your plan."
"Damn it! Well then I want to change it now!"
"YOU CAN'T!"
"And why the bloody hell not!"
"Because were in session now! You can't take up my time and yours to change your plan while your seeing me!"
"Why not? It's my time and I'm paying you."
"That's the point! Your paying me now so let's go on with your session!"
"Fine! You know what, your worse than Snape!"
"Who is Snape!"
"Aren't you a...um...witch shrink?"
"WHAT! NO! I'm am no witch, what is it that your playing at? There are no such thing!"
"Okay, just keep telling yourself that. But beware when you sleep at night."
"What was that statement?"
"Oh nothing...just that...I KNOW VOLDEMORT!"
"No who the hell is Voldemort?"
"SHHH! Your not allowed to say his name! Only I am, and well Dumbledore would have been able to if he didn't die...killed by SNAPE!"
"I do not have the slightest clue as to what your talking about!"
"And for that I'm very sorry, but nobody is allowed to say Voldemorts name!...But me."
"Are you serious?"
"WHAAAA! No I'm not Sirius! He died."
"Harry, I know you came here because you had problems...but I didn't know that you were...mentally ill..."
"I'm not sick! If I was then I could get it fixed like that," Harry said as he tried to snap his fingers, "Why can't I snap my fingers! DAMNIT!"
"Well I guess that's a sign that you can't get your illness fixed just like a snap, seeing how it's so hard for you."
"You know what just shut-up! Your getting annoying!"
"Okay, I'm sorry, let's move on."
"Alright, you go first."
"Okay, hello Volde...I mean you-know-who, how are you?"
"What the hell are you talking about? ANd to! And how did you know Voldemort's nick-name?"
"What! You actually call your imaginary friend you-know-who?"
"HE's NOT FAKE! HE'S A REAL BOY!"
"Harry I think you need these pills."
"What! I don't need any muggle cures! I can do it my own way. Infact I'm out of here! Your no help, good-day!" Harry got up and slammed the door.