Hey I'm back with my cousin Amber! (Phoenix couldn't be here.) So have fun and laugh and RRRREEEVVIIEEW! 

Disclaimer: We don't own any of the characters We torture.

The Scary Anonymous Voice filled the studio. "Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars."

"Now that Inu-boy is gone to the nuthouse in the sky I'll torture someone new……….Sango!" The Announcer said.

The curtains open showing a confused Sango.

Sango looked around. "Where am I?" She reaches for her boomerang, but it is not there.

Announcer sighed. "Tsk, tsk. Sango, really, do you really think I am stupid enough to let you have your boomerang."

"Uh……yes?"

"Well, you were wrong. Anyway," He cleared his throat. "Sango……………gropes women."

"No, that's Miroku, go get him!"

"He's right behind you!"

Sango turned around. "No he's not!" She kept searching behind her.

"I'm right here!"

"Where!" she turned back around, "Ack!" Slapping sounds echoed through the air.

The Announcer stared. "O……Kay, Security!" Loud noises of struggles and Miroku screaming started.

"Bring in the next victim…I mean guest!"

Shippo walked in, happily. "Hi!" he sucked on lollipop from land of nowhere.

"Must…resist…cuteness!"

"What happened to Miroku and Sango?"

The Announcer hesitated. "Sango needed let off a little steam."

"What about Miroku?"

"Uh…….She needed to let off a little steam ON Miroku!"

Shippo stopped sucking on his lollipop (So many things wrong with that sentence) to stare into the camera. "But what about the big burly men I saw with them!"

"They're right beside me!"

"Why?"

The Announcer had shifty eyes. "No reason…."

"What about Inuyasha?"

"Uh…he was disposed of?" The Announcer said, slowly inching towards the off button of the camera.

"OHHHHHHHHHHH, you mean you killed him."

"WHAT! No! I refuse to answer any questions 'till my lawyer gets here!"

"Okay! Bye bye!" Shippo left the stage, skipping happily

Crystal: W-w-well t-t-t-that's a-a-all f-f-folks!

Amber: C ya next time! Always loving Chad!

Phoenix: I'm hoooooooommmee!

Crystal: ACK! Amber, hide! (Pushes amber into closet)

Phoenix: Are you writing a chapter?

Crystal: (Nods)

Amber: (Thumps in the closet)

Phoenix: What's that? (Opens closet) OH! Amber!

Crystal: Let me explain-

Phoenix: I understand! You're cheating on me with this…..chapter stealer!

Crystal: No!

Phoenix: Good bye! (Walks out)

Crystal:……Did anybody notice how messed up that was?

Review Responses

Alchemistangel: Crystal: Yeah, that would be a good idea…..

Phoenix: Too bad you're to dumb to realize that!

Crystal: Shut up! (Knocks Phoenix out)