"Oh you mean the fact that I want to kill my best friend?"
"What? You never told me that!"
"Oh...wait your talking about the fact that I can't stop thinking about my friend Ron...sorry..."
"Are you mad? You want to kill your best friend?"
Hermione flustered in her seat then pulled out her wand.
"What are you going to do? Poke me to death with a stick?"
"You didn't hear anything..."
"What?"
Then Hermione did that memory charm thing..
"So Hermione, how long have you been having these...thoughts?"
"Are you stupid? You just asked me this question!"
"No I didn't!"
"Opps, I forgot I did a memory charm on you."
"What?"
"Opps I forgot you have no clue as to what I'm talking about." So Hermione did the charm once again.
"So, Hermione, how long have you been having these...thoughts?"
"Um since...the first day I met Ron."
"And when was this?"
"Well the day I met him..."
"Do you have a bad memory or something?"
"No, but I'm surprised you don't, doing that memory charm on someone alot can really mess up the brain!"
"What! Man why are all of my clients loony?"
"Your also Luna Lovegood's shrink?"
"Who?"
"Um...hold on." Hermione was looking for her wand again and she pulled it out.
"What are you going to do? Poke me with a stick?"
Hermione was getting tired of hearing her say the same thing so she did poke her with the wand.
"Ownch...that hurt."
"Really?"
"Kind-of...sort-of...you know what not really...why do you carry around a stick anyway? Magic?" the shirnk joked. Hermione looked shocked.
"Wow your not as dumb as I thought you were."
"What! Your just like that loony Harry Potter!"
"Um...you didn't hear anything."
"Why of course I did!"
Then Hermione yet again did the modifacation charm on her!
"Man, I have a head-ach."
"OH really, I can't imagine why."
"SO, Hermione, when-"
"I've been thinking of Ron since the first day of school when I was 12."
"Wow! How did you know what I was going to say?"
"Um..."
"You must be physcic!"
"HA HA, ever one know's there's no such thing."
"What?"
"Wait, you believe there's physcic's but not witches and wizards!"
"Who said anything about witches and wizards! Are you mad? That kid Harry Potter was saying the same thing!"
"Um...You didn't hear anything." Then Hermione got up to the door and had it half open and closed and she was standing out side of it.
"What are you doing?" asked the shrink.
"Oh this is so I can have a quick get-away and you would never know that I was here."
"Huh?"
THen Hermione did the memory charm one last time and ran.
"So, Hermione...Hermione? I thought she was here...I guess she skipped her appointment.."