Hi, we're back. But no worries at least I got this out right? o
Crystal: Shut up!
Phoenix: No, you shut up!
Crystal: No, you shut up!
Phoenix: I know where you live!
Crystal: Remind me to lock my doors.
Phoenix looked into the camera. "Know your stars Know your stars Know your…oooh, candy!"
"You don't sound like the one who made Kouga run off and marry one of his wolves." Kagome said.
"The old announcer has been….replaced," Phoenix said with shifty eyes. "Anyways……Kagome……..she steals from the elderly."
"No! I steal from the Government!"
All of a sudden 3 Shady guys barged in and dragged Kagome through a door.
"No! Please!"
BANG BANG BANG! A loud scream was heard and Kagome came back in with bloody clothes.
Phoenix sweatdropped.
"Hi I'm back! What happened here?" Crystal cried, coming into the studio.
Phoenix shrugged, "Usual stuff, murder, guns and a few dead people."
"Who got killed?"
"Just a few government agents."
Crystal threw up a fist. "Right On!"
"Kagome…….is Brittney Spears in disguise"
"That explains a lot." Crystal nodded.
Kagome pointed gun at camera. "Come again?"
"Nothing, nothing at all."
Kagome smiled cheerfully. "That's what I thought."
"O…….K? Kagome……….Is a psycho stalker."
"And who do I stalk?"
Crystal coughed, "Hojou!" She coughed some more. That is, until she coughed up a hairball.
Phoenix looked at Crystal. "Where'd that come from?"
"Nowhere! I didn't eat a cat! What are you talking about?"
Phoenix stared.
"…..Shut up."
"Have you noticed our victim has disappeared?"
Crystal turned around to see Kagome was gone. "Oh!"
"Guess that's it! C ya later!"
Crystal: Welcome to our cooking show! I wonder where Phoenix is.
Phoenix: Hey! I'm right here!
Crystal: Anyhoo, let's teach these people to make Shippo bears!
Phoenix: First, take Shippo. (Picks up Shippo)
Shippo: Put me down, you mean ladies!
Crystal: (Tears up) That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said! (Stuffs him into grater)
Phoenix: heheheehehehe. (Turns it on)
Shippo: AHH! I'm being sliced up! …….Actually, that doesn't feel that bad….now it does! AH! AH!
Crystal: (Takes him out) Now, put him in a jelly roll in the shape of a bear! (Puts him in a jelly roll)
Phoenix: And you have Shippo bears!
Crystal: Can I eat him?
Phoenix: Hell no, I am!
Crystal: I guess we have to do something about that. (takes out bazooka)
Phoenix: Never mind you can eat him.
Crystal: Thanks! (Happy)
Phoenix: Backing away…………(Backs away then leaves)
Crystal: We're being threatened by an evil sister who makes out with computers.
Phoenix: And this is our last chance to get this chappie out before we're kicked off.