Phoenix: I forgot to mention this in the last chappie but, we would have updated sooner, but Crystal couldn't come over, but basically, IT'S ALL HER FAULT! (Points accusing finger at her)
Crystal No, it was TV's fault.
Phoenix: How dare you insult the TV (TV's feelings are hurt, so Phoenix calms it down)
Crystal: Actually it was Kikyo's fault she needed major bashing.
Phoenix: Oh, okay. Yay!
Crystal: Yay what?
Phoenix: We just played 'Pin the Blame on someone'
Crystal: Yes, Indeed.
Sssshy-kun
The Announcer grinned. "That's right I'm back! How? It's a little thing called blackmail! Anyway, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars……….yeah that's right I said the WHOLE thing."
Sesshy turned away. "Fool, aren't you supposed to be torturing me or something."
"Sesshy………..he's in love with Jaken."
Sesshy stared coldly and somewhere a kitty dies. "Actually I'm in love with a table."
"Really?"
"No, I'm in love with Rin."
The Announcer sighed. "Aw, damn that would have made a juicy scandal."
"What's that supposed to mean to me idiotic vermin?"
"I was paid to say that. That's the only reason I do this job. So you're a pedophile?" (A/N: Don't worry; he'll be whipped, slowly.)
Sesshy glared. "I am not, Rin is actually 25."
"Wow, what kind of cream does she use?"
"She uses the…" He continued chattering with the Announcer about cosmetics.
Crystal and Phoenix popped up. "Get back to work!"
"Fine! Sesshy…..he wears make-up."
"I thought we already went through that?"
The Announcer ignored that. "Sesshy……….he's gay."
"I……..experimented."
"Sesshy……..made out with Ah-Un."
He shuddered. "Yes, but I ended that after he set the inside of my mouth on fire."
"Sesshy………he plays with dolls."
"I do not……….they're action figures."
"Sesshy…………he was born out of a crocodile."
Sesshy thought for a moment. "Actually, out of a crocodile demon."
"You're no fun!" Footsteps echoed and then silence.
Cooking Show
Crystal: WELCOME! Today we'll be making (Shifty eyes) Banana pie.
Phoenix: That's right! Banana pie!
Crystal: First we take the bananas and….stuff it down Inuyasha's throat! (Stuffs banana's down Inuyasha's throat)
Inuyasha: Guuuuug.
Phoenix: What's that? You want more? (Stuffs more bananas down his throat)
Crystal: And some down his pants!
Inuyasha: (Whimper) Nooo! (Takes off pants)
Phoenix: (Drool)
Crystal: Gaaahhhh….
Inuyasha: ….
Phoenix: (Attacks)
Crystal: (Closes door) This might take awhile…..
Review Responses
To Kane
Phoenix: Idea!
Crystal: Goooood idea!
Phoenix: Yeaaaah.
Crystal: Yeaaaah.
Phoenix: Duuuuuuude
Crystal: Duuuuuuude
Phoenix: Even the what.
Crystal: Even the what?
Phoenix: Even the what.
Crystal: Even the WHAT?
Phoenix: EVEN THE WHAT!
Crystal: Ohh, even the what…..Thank you for the review Kane!