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Disclaimer: Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and if we did own him Inuyasha and Kagome would have gotten together the 1st episode.
Phoenix: And I didn't know this until I watched ' Kagome's Voice & Kikyo's
Kiss'.
Crystal: It was soooooooo obvious.
Phoenix: No it wasn't. Just to let you know from now on weekly updates bec-
Crystal: YAY!
Phoenix: (sweatdrop) Because since this fic is totally random w- CRYSTAL COM BACK HERE!
The truth told by Rin
"Know you stars, Know your stars, Know your st- Beyblades on!"
Rin looked into the camera. "Hello? Mister?"
"Hmm? Oh yeah. Rin…………is a 25 year old woman."
"How'd you know? Did Sesshy-babe tell you?" Rin said as her voice deepened.
"Rin……" All of sudden loud choking noises and mumbles were heard.
"Now we are going to be taking over this interview/torture!" Phoenix voice filled the room.
Crystal nodded beside her, smiling cheerfully. "It's more fun that way!"
"Ahem, Rin……….." Phoenix started.
"Is a drug dealer."
Rin gasped. "Lies," She lowered her voice to a whisper. "Shut up; you're going to get me busted!"
Phoenix nodded feverishly (Whoa, big word). "Damn straight! Drugs suck!"
"Aren't you high right now?"
"No, I'm not drinking a spiked margarita. You're crazy Rin, stop being so crazy!" Phoenix giggled nervously.
Crystal interrupted, taking the drink from Phoenix in the process. "Shut up Phoenix." All of a sudden she smiled cheerfully. "Ahem, Rin…………..Phoenix!"
"Huh? Oh uh ... is a child molester. Doesn't explain a lot...give me back my drink."
Crystal shook her head. "No. Plus, it's weird cuz she looks like a kid."
Rin spoke up. "I am young looking because-"
"Plastic surgery?" Phoenix guessed.
"Probably to hide your true identity as………… Norman Siptzkick!" Crystal added.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Rin sweatdropped. "Where'd you learn that?"
Phoenix looked around. "Um? Nowhere," She leaned over to whisper to Crystal. "Good thing we have good sources."
Crystal whispered back. "Shut up, don't tell her that we have her mom tied up against there will in this room."
"And that we like pudding."
"….."
Rin strained to hear. "What?"
"Nothing!" Phoenix giggled nervously.
"Really, because it sounds like you have someone tied up against their will in your- (BANG!)"
Crystal hid gun behind her back. "Well, that's all folks!"
Crystal: welcome to our cooking show we'll be making Bishi biscuits! Life-size or min-size, Phoenix?
Phoenix: Mini-size is no fun. Life-size good.
Crystal: Good.
Phoenix: First take some dough.
Crystal: Then put a bishie in the dough push him hard so he leaves an imprint.
Phoenix: Like Koga! Koga is a bishie- (rants on that Koga is a bishie and people who don't know that suck)
Crystal: Then leave them in the imprinted form.
Phoenix: Put imprinted dough on top and bottom will be left alone.
Crystal: Sprinkle topping of your choice and cook for 20 minutes.
Phoenix: And Voila!
Crystal: Do you even know what that means?
Phoenix: Of course! (Grabs dictionary from shelf.)
Crystal: Well anyway! THE END!
Reviewer Responses
Aria Michelle:
Crystal: Me too!
Phoenix: I like stuffing Inuyasha's pants with (Whispers) mace.
Crystal: ……
Kagome's Girl:
Crystal: Not the wind scar! (Uses Phoenix as a shield)
Phoenix: Hey! (Kicks Crystal in the shin)
Crystal: ARG!
Bloom Flower:
Crystal: Tankies!
Phoenix: (Mumbling because she's tied up)
Crystal: Hehehehehehe.