Crystal: I know we said we have this out soon but things came up!
Phoenix: My computers constipated!
Crystal: She lost the old copy of the Kikyo chapter…..
Phoenix: My computer lost it!
Crystal: No difference!
Phoenix: There is so!
Crystal There is not!
Phoenix: Is so!
Crystal: Is not! (This might go on for awhile so go ahead and read the chapter. REVIEW!)
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah……….blah…
The Kikyo chapter (Heheheh...this will be fun...)
Kikyo walked in and sat on the chair. "Why have you summoned me here?"
"Kikyo….she's a bitch." Crystal said making faces at the dead miko.
"What? I don't get a Know Your Stars?"
"You don't deserve a Know Your Stars! Mmmm-hhmmmm!" she snapped her fingers.
"Why, you!" Kikyo pushed her against the wall.
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Phoenix chanted.
All of a sudden Jerry Springer appeared. "You called?"
"Kikyo…..she's in love with Jerry Springer!"
"Oh! The humanity! It's the Apocalypses! It's coming!" and Jerry jumped out a window.
Phoenix sweat dropped. "That's what I would've done."
Kikyo growled and jumped on Crystal's back with a toy hammer in her hands. "Take that!"
"Ahh! Phoenix, help me!"
Phoenix squealed happily and jumped on Kikyo's back who was on Crystal's back.
"That doesn't help!"
"But it's fuuuuuuuuuuuun." Phoenix whined.
"That's it!" Crystal yelled.
(Backstage)
"Whoa! I never knew Kikyo had it in her!" Kouga said, staring at the T.V. screen.
"Yeah…." Inuyasha blinked. 'Maybe I should re-think going out with Kagome….Kikyo would hurt me….'
(Back to the stage)
"Well now that we have contained Kikyo, we'll continue." Crystal said smiling next to the tied up and gagged body of Kikyo.
"One minute." Phoenix bent over and gave Kikyo a wet willie. "Ah, my life's complete."
"Anyway…..Kikyo….." Crystal began.
"She humps trees for a living."
Kikyo grunted and wiggled in protest.
"Shut up!" Crystal hit her over the head with a stage hand.
"Kikyo….."
"She loves to watch old men change."
Kikyo spat out the gag, "I do not!"
Phoenix stared at her. "I'm getting bored of her."
"Me too."
Phoenix smiled. "Shall I?"
"Go ahead."
"Go ahead with what?" Kikyo asked, panicked.
"You'll see." Phoenix picked Kikyo up and walked towards a door. "Say hello to Robert."
"Robert? Who's Robert?"
Phoenix opened the door and threw Kikyo in. "Our alligator."
"We haven't fed him in a while." Crystal said, waving goodbye to the dead clay pot.
"And that is the end of the show! I have to go visit the old people in the hospital for…reasons…." Phoenix said with shifty eyes.
Crystal glanced at her. "And I have to go and bother our producer for larger paychecks."
"…Wait, by 'bother' do you mean…"
"Torture? Yes."
Cooking Show
Crystal: Today, we will be making Myouga snacks!
Phoenix: First we take this sack filled with dead Myouga's!
Crystal: …Dead Myougas?
Phoenix: You did kill them, right?
Crystal: …..
Phoenix: (Looks inside the sack) ACK! (Myouga's jump out)
Crystal: No! Get them back in there!
(Myouga's running around everywhere)
Phoenix: Ahhh!
(Five minutes later)
Myougas: All hail the Queen!
Phoenix: Yes, yes. Hail me. Servant, come rub my foot.
Crystal: (Walks in) Stupid….Phoenix…gonna….kill….
Phoenix: Hush! You want to lose your dental plan!
Crystal: That's it! (Stabs Phoenix) Now, I'm you're Queen!
Myougas: (Look at each other and shrug) All hail the new Queen!
Phoenix: I knew I needed body guards….. (Dies)
Review time! Review time!
Telling us what you want!
And we might answer!
Not likely but whatever!
It's not like anybody caaaaares!
WeaselChick: Crystal: Thank you! Thank you!
KikyoMustDieAPainfulDeath: Phoenix: I love the name!
kitty-inuyasha: Crystal: Here is your wish!
lalalalala2: Phoenix: Yay!
The Black Moon: Crystal: Update soon...well, better late then never, right? (Sweatdrops)
blackcat686: Phoenix: Thankies!
Bloom Flower: Crystal: Ah, baby Naraku...what a scary thought...
lovelykeadeinufan: Phoenix: WHEEE!
Inukgirl: Crystal: Her! My friend...oh, god. She is my friend...that's so sad...
Kagome's Girl: Phoenix: I can definitly get you some tickets but I have to warn you that the zoo doesn't take responsibitly if you lose anything...like your life...
kittycatslegacy: Crystal: Thank you!
chibi sakura blossom: Phoenic: (Shifty eyes) Yes...soon...