Crystal: Hiiiiiiiiiiii, Gutan Tag, Konnichiwa, Bonjour!
Phoenix: She just had an Oh Henry
Crystal: (Giggles)
Phoenix: (Rolls eyes) Anyhow, we will be talking-
Crystal: Talking!
Phoenix: Ok, torturing Jaken, Sesshy's man servant. Lucky bastard!
Crystal: What's wrong with you, you're….. (Shudder) calm today!
Phoenix: My mother made me take those pills that (Shifty eyes) "mysteriously" disappeared.
Crystal: Scary!
Jaken Jeopardy
"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your-" Crystal began.
All of a sudden Phoenix came out of nowhere wearing only a towel singing. "We're a happy family, with a great big hug and a ki…" she looked up, "…EEEEEEEEEP!" and dove into another room.
"Ok...? That was VERY scary!" Crystal sweatdropped.
"You said we we're off today!" Phoenix said, glaring as she came out dressed.
Crystal whistled innocently. "Did I? Oh, I guess I lied."
Phoenix glared harder. "We will NEVER speak of this again!"
"Oh, I won't but what about him?" She pointed at Jaken.
"He better keep quite or my friends, the Knuckles, will be paying him a visit."
Jaken looked up at the girl. "Do you think you can threaten me, you weak human!"
Phoenix laughed maniacally. "Who says I'm human!"
Crystal nodded. "It's true; there are times where I doubt it!"
Jaken sniffed. "Feh, I can smell that human stench from here, you're both human!"
"Wow, I wish I had extra-sensitive smell………..no wait, forget it, I'd probably pass out from Crystal's stench!" Phoenix sighed.
Crystal growled. "Stench! At least I don't smell like monkey butt!"
"Hey, when you raise Naraku that smell sticks, okay!"
Jaken scoffed. "YOU raised Naraku?"
"I know, I always thought he just appeared out of a pile of chemical goo." Crystal said.
"I don't think there's much of a difference between goo and your crazy friend!"
"HEY!" Phoenix yelled.
Crystal nodded, "Yeah, hey! Who says she's my friend! I'll kill 'em!"
Phoenix teared up. "I'm being ganged up on! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Aw, it's alright. It's not your fault I don't like you…………wait, yes it is!" Crystal smiled, happily.
"Aren't you supposed to be interviewing me?" Jaken said, interrupting them.
Phoenix smiled. "Okay!"
"Wow, mood swings." Crystal muttered.
"Jaken…" Phoenix started.
"His best friend is Rin!" Crystal finished.
"No!"
"Jaken…"
"He WUV'S Inuyasha!" (A/N: Who doesn't?)
"No, that mongrel!"
"Jaken…"
Crystal grinned. "He serves Ah-Un!"
"No!"
"Jaken…"
"He is straight!"
"No! Wait……….damn!"
Phoenix laughed. "We got him!"
"I love that game, it never gets old!"
Jaken glared. "You wretched girls! You tricked me!"
"Yup, don't you just love us?" Phoenix smiled.
Jaken just grumbled.
"Jaken…" Phoenix started again.
"He is hot for Sesshy's body!" (A/N: Aren't we all (Sigh))
"I would do anything for my Lord."
Phoenix froze. "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!"
Crystal shuddered. "Me too."
"Humph!"
Phoenix paused for a moment. "You know I just thought of something…"
"It's a miracle!" Crystal grinned.
Phoenix just glared. "ANYWAY, if we fried Jaken, since he's a toad, would he taste like chicken?"
Crystal pondered. "I don't know, want to find out?"
Jaken broke out in sweat.
"OK!" Phoenix pressed a button.
"AGGGRRRRHHHH!" Jaken got zapped and all that is left was a little girl in pink.
Crystal's eyes boggled. "That's new!"
"Ummm, what happened to Jaken?" Phoenix asked.
"Jaken ate me, thanks for freeing me!" The girl skipped away, happily.
"OK? That was really random, even for us!" Crystal said.
Phoenix thought for a moment. "I wonder how that little girl would taste." She pondered and then went after her.
Crystal was left speechless.
Cooking Show
Crystal: Howdy doo, my-
Phoenix: AHEM!
Crystal: (Laughs nervously) OUR readers!
Phoenix: (Smiles into camera.) Today we will be making annoying people pizza from different animes!
Crystal: First we start of with Meilin from CCS!
Phoenix: (Grabs her from pantry and drags her by her annoying pigtails)
Crystal: Now, open the door to the Zombie room, I don't feel like killing so let's get Zombie Li to do it!
Phoenix: (Pushes Meilin into closet)
(Screams are heard followed by loud moans.)
Crystal: Now pull her out.
Phoenix: (Pulls out dead Meilin, who is missing her brain) Huh, he must have been hungry!
Crystal: Well, we did forget to feed him for 2 weeks!
Phoenix: Eh!
Crystal: Now we slice her and stuff her in the bin-
(Some guys come in and lift Crystal off her feet)
Guy #1: Crystal?
Crystal: Yeah?
Guy #2: You are here by arrested for an attempt on the president, you and your anti-government group will be held until further notice!
Crystal: But I'm not in an anti-government group Phoenix is! (Looks at her) You did this!
Phoenix: You made fun of me! Have a fun time in jail! Byeeeee!
(Crystal is led out cursing Phoenix's face off)
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