Crystal: Hi, We're baa- (Sees Phoenix glare at her) I mean Hello, we have returned.

Phoenix: That's better!

Crystal: Anyway, we will be bashing…...Kanna!

Phoenix: Oh, you'll LOVE this! (Smiles evilly) Mwhahahahahahahaha!

Crystal: You haven't taken your pills today, have you?

Phoenix: My pills have "mysteriously" disappeared.

Crystal: Mmmhhmm, anyhoo, on with the show.

Ker-azy Kanna

Crystal smiled into the camera. "Know your stars, know your stars, know your st-" she got interrupted as large, burly men barged in.

"We represent the Know Your Stars Company and our employers have sent us to check if your using their product illegally." said Large Man #1.

Phoenix pondered. "Soooo, if you don't go back to them with your report we go off scot free?"

Large man #2 faltered. "Uh, yes but-"

"Do you want to or should I?" Crystal said, looking at Phoenix

"Oh, by all means go ahead."

Crystal smiled. "Thanks! Come on, boys. We have a lot to talk about!" she took the men outside.

(Bang! Bang! Bang! "Noooooooooooooooooooo")

Crystal walked in, smiling.

Phoenix nodded. "Now that that is taken care of, let's continue."

Crystal started. "Kanna……she is a card carrying member of the Happy People, Happy Planet Club."

"Ewwwwwwwwww! Those people are freaks!" Phoenix shivered.

Kanna shook her fist. "Hey, we are just visionaries to a new future!"

"Pssh! Yeah, sure! You're just a bunch of sissies singing "Kumbaya."" Phoenix said, giving her a superior look.

"Shut up!"

"Now that's not very nice is it, Miss. Happy Planet?" Phoenix sighed, now giving her a disappointed look.

Kanna just grumbled.

Crystal broke in. "Kanna………she is a feminist."

Phoenix shook her head. "That's no good, I'm a feminist!"

"All feminist do is cause trouble!"

Phoenix glared. "I cause trouble! Wait……no…… that's right."

"Hmm, Well, I think that is quite stupid!"

"Stupid! Your stupid, stupid!" Phoenix gasped.

Crystal stuck her tongue out. "Stupid!"

"You're so stupid maybe I don't want to be friends with you anymore!"

Kanna grinned. "Ooooooohhhhh! I wish I had some popcorn to go with this entertainment!"

Crystal walked one way. "Fine!"

"Fine!" Phoenix walked the other way.

(5 seconds later)

"Crystal?"

"Phoenix?"

"I'm sorry!" They both cried.

Crystal sighed. "Now, that was random! Anyway, Kanna…….."

"You finally remember I'm still here!"

"Is a-" A phone suddenly rang.

Crystal got on the phone. "Hold on. Hello? Oh, that's wonderful!"

Phoenix poked her curiously. "Who is it!"

"It's Amal!"

Phoenix gave her a disbelieving look. "Why would my sister call you?"

"Our trap worked we caught him!"

Kanna cut in. "Caught who?"

Phoenix smiled in realization. "Sesshy!"

"He ran right into the trap!" Crystal said, nodding.

"Who knew Sesshy loved apple pie so much!"

Crystal raised her hand. "I didn't."

Phoenix giggled. "Oh yeah, Kanna……………Is in love with her mirror!"

"What! Untrue!" Kanna gasped.

Crystal thought for a moment. "Technically, she'd be in love with herself in the mirror, right?"

Kanna nodded. "Yeah, that's right!"

"Eh, she is still crazy!" Phoenix shrugged.

"Am not, I'm just unique!"

Crystal whispered to Phoenix. "In other words kookoo kookoo!" she made a crazy motion with her finger.

Phoenix smirked.

Crystal sighed again. "I guess we should end it here! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" she took a breath.

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Phoenix finshed.

They both grinned. "See how synchronized we are!"

Cooking Show

Crystal: We will be making, my wonderful reviewers, Naraku cake!

Phoenix: First we take Naraku. (Takes out Naraku)

Naraku: Mommy!

Crystal: And smush him up.

Naraku: What! No! (Clings to Phoenix)

Phoenix: Aw, do we have to cook him?

Crystal: Do you want to eat brussel sprouts?

Phoenix: (Pushes Naraku into the smusher-upper)

Naraku: I still love you….ACK! (Dies)

Crystal: Now we put him into the other cake batter.

Phoenix: And cook him for 25 minutes.

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