ALCHEMIST MEETS MECHANIC

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FMA (BUT IT WILL BE MINE MWAHAHAHHA! COUGH) AND I DON'T OWN NAOMI, SHE IS MY FRIEND'S ORIGINAL CHARACTER, SHE ASKED ME TO PUT HER IN THIS STORY, SO HERE IT IS, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! THIS CHAPTER WAS DONE BY ME, TAUNATHETUNDRAWOLF, AND ILLUSION-ALCHEMIST (AKA THE OWNER OF NAOMI)

"Awwww..." Winry said looking down from her window at Edward who was sleeping soundly on the porch, "He's sooooooo cyute!" Winry changed into her day clothes, started the tea, and went onto the porch.

"Edward, time to wake up," Winry said. Ed just snored loudly in response. "Grr..." Winry growled with an anger mark popping up on her head. She started poking his face. "Edward, wake up!"

"Guuuuuuhhhhh snore" was Ed's response.

"Edward, I said wake up!" Winry hissed poking his face again.

"...snore..."

"EDWARD ELRIC OR FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST OR WHOEVER YOU ARE WAKE UP!" Winry yelled poking his face rapidly. Ed began to slightly stir, then he started to wake up.

'Man, once he's out, he's out!' Winry thought. Ed sat up, yawned, and looked up, and he noticed he and Winry were face to face. Both of them started blushing and they pulled away from each other.

"Good morning, Ed!" Winry said blushing.

"G'morning, Winry!" Ed said, he was also blushing.

"Ed, I'll go make breakfast, why don't you go for a walk or something?" Winry said smiling.

"O-okay..." Ed said blushing.

Ed walked around the town, everything was neat and clean, the air smelled of cherry trees, the petals from the cherry trees were

floating and falling everywhere.

"It's so pretty here," Ed sighed smiling, he looked up and wasn't looking where he was going.

"OOF!" two voices cried.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, sir!" a girl said, she had two automail hands.

"No no no, it's my fault!" Ed said getting up.

"My name is Naomi! What's yours

"I'm Edward Elric, also known as the Fullmetal Alchemist!" Ed said proudly shaking Naomi's hand.

"Oh yeah, I've heard of you! You're the fifteen-year old kid with an automail arm and leg! You're the one they say can perform miracles!"

"Well, I don't mean to brag or anything, but..." Ed said proudly when Naomi cut him off by saying, "And you're the one they say is so short!"

"WHO DID YOU SAY IS SO SMALL YOU JUST WANNA EAT HIM?" Ed yelled.

"Chill! I was just sayin' what I heard, I don't think you're small," Naomi said smiling, and then she thought, 'Well, actually I do, but his cuteness makes up for it.'

Ed took a deep breath and said, "Well, see you later Naomi!" while walking away.

"Hey wait! Can I come along with you?" Naomi asked running after him.

"Well, I'm going to get some breakfast..." Ed said walking further.

"I'll come! I'm starved!" Naomi said catching up with Ed.

"Well, I'm staying with someone and I don't know if enough food was made for three...but heck, why not?" Ed said taking Naomi's hand and running, "I'M STARVING LETS GO!"

'Aww, he's so cute! I think I could be falling in love!' Naomi thought.

"Welcome back, Edward!" Winry said, she had just finished setting the table. Then she saw Naomi. "Edward, who is she?" Winry asked with a little bit of jealousy in her voice.

"I'm Naomi! And I'm starving!" Naomi said sitting at the table.

"Well Ed, that was nice of you to ask your girlfriend over!" Winry said angrily.

"She asked to come, I didn't ask her! And she's not my girlfriend!" Ed protested.

"But I am, 'cuz I'm a girl, and I'm his friend, girlfriend! You're his girlfriend, too! 'Cuz you're a girl and you're his friend! Get it?" Naomi asked taking a big helping of flapjacks dripping in syrup and butter.

"...You do have a point there...but Edward, you could have called me and I could have made more food, there isn't enough for all three of us!" Winry pointed out as Naomi ate a few slabs of bacon.

"I was too hungry to wait! She said she was starving, too!" Ed replied as Naomi helped herself to some sausage

"Oh come on, Ed! Use that cute little head of yours once in awhile!" Winry cried as Naomi had some eggs, I think there would have been enough for them if they had been paying attention!

"My cute little head! What's with that!" Ed cried blushing like mad as Naomi drank some tea.

"Eh! I mean, use that brain of yours once in awhile. that's it, use your brain!" Winry cried trying to cover it up as Naomi had the last flapjack.

"I'm done!" Naomi said pushing her plate back. Ed and Winry looked, there was nothing left on the table, all the plates were empty! "Thanks for the great breakfast, Winry, it was a pleasure meeting you!" she said smiling as she put her plate in the sink.

"..." was Ed's and Winry's reply.

"I'm going outside for awhile, see ya later!" Naomi said walking out the door.

"Edward...I so hate you..." Winry said slowly.

"Well fine, I hate YOU!" Ed snapped.

"I HATE YOU MORE!" Winry yelled back.

"OH YEAH!"

"YEAH!"

"WELL FINE, WHO WANTS YOUR CRUMMY OLD BREAKFAST ANYWAY?"

"NAOMI DID, APPARENTLY! NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE! BETTER YET, YOU GO TO THE STORE, HERE'S THE LIST OF THINGS I NEED THE MOST, GO BUY THEM NOW!" Winry yelled handing Ed a list and shoving him out the door.

"HEY!" Ed yelled pounding the door.

"Ed, is something wrong?" Naomi asked, she had been playing fetch with Den.

"ARGH THAT WINRY! SHE DRIVES ME MAD!" Ed yelled stamping his foot on the ground.

"Well, that's one of the early signs of love!" Naomi said.

"WHAT? NO WAY!" Ed yelled blushing.

"Ha ha, you're bluuuuuuushing you're bluuuuuuuuuushing! It's obvious, don't try to deny it!" Naomi teased, then thought, 'I hate to say it, but it's true. I can still try to win him over, though, heh heh heh...'

"...Well, I have to get stuff on "the master's" list, so talk to you later, Naomi," Ed said walking away.

"Heh heh heh, if I can't win him over, I'll at least help him to be happy, that's what love is about!" Naomi said, "Even if it means I have to help him discover his feelings for Winry, I'll do whatever I can to make him happy. But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna try to break 'em up, first!"

"That Winry, she's always bossing me around!" Ed grumbled. Then he thought about the previous night and early that morning, how Winry had been nice to him (not counting the part where she made him sleep on the porch, the other stuff). "...But I still like her, I can't help but feel...that I'm falling in love..." Ed said blushing and then he began to smile...and then he fell over a rock and smashed his face into the ground. "...Ow..."

THE END OF CHAPTER TWO, I HOPE YOU LIKED IT, AND CHAPTER THREE WILL BE COMING SOON! XDDD