They Made Me Do It!
By: Raven
Disclaimer: BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I HAVE TAKEN THE DUDE WHO WROTE YYH HOSTAGE! RESCUE HIM IF YOU DARE!
Chapter Three-Run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread...woman!
I watched Yusuke nervously. If he turned to look behind him, we were busted. Big time. And even though I took fencing lessons and karate, I knew I was no match against Yusuke. Especially with that short-dude next to him. He had a big, shiny, sharp looking sword. I hated to think of me meeting it. (P.S.: Quote of the day: Idioms. Do what they say and you'll feel like an idiot).
Ashlie was squirming slightly.
SNAP!
Shoot. Ashlie's squirming caused her to snap a twig. My heart pounded. I looked at Yusuke and the short-guy. They stopped talking. Oh, boy. Yusuke started walking towards the bushes...
Closer...
10 feet...
7 feet...
5 feet...
3 feet...
"RUN!" I shouted, yanking on Ashlie's arm. Ashlie followed me. I heard Yusuke cursing, and running to catch up with me. Good thing I was in the track team back in Arizona. I couldn't help it; I had to shout this out.
"RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!" There, I said it. I was in even bigger trouble now, looking over my shoulder and seeing Yusuke's face.
"Eep!" Ashlie squeaked.
I stopped. Right in front of me was the short guy, sword drawn and all. He had a nasty smile on his face. I kept on glancing at he sword, back to him, then off to the side, the sword, him, the other side, the sword, him, searching everywhere for an escape route.
"Es...capay!" I feinted to the right, but then darted to the left. Didn't work. I crashed to the ground, with the short guy sitting on my back. "Oof!" I banged my jaw against the road, and my shirt slid up a few inches so some of my back was showing. My arms were underneath me, and I wriggled them out, and pulled my shirt down, blushing as Ashlie giggled at the sight.
I mean, having a guy sitting on your back with a smug look is not a good sight. Especially if he was sitting on your lower back. Which made it even more embarrassing. But he had the sword in the sheath, so that was a good thing at the least. I wriggled slightly, but he pinned my arms to my side.
"What were you doing here, human?" The short guy asked.
"Me? What were you talking to Yusuke about?" I said in one breath, fairly hard, considering I could barely lift my head up. The guy shifted some of his weight, so I could flip over onto my back, and he tumbled off, cursing. I pulled myself up, examining my hands. Red blood was on them, and I lifted my right hand to my jaw. It was bleeding. "Ouch!" Ashlie winced.
The guy who fell off my back was talking to Yusuke, gesturing to me. My shirt was torn, and it as my favorite 'Cavalia' one too. Finally, Yusuke walked over to me, helped me up, and asked, "What were you doing following me?"
"Me? I was bored, alright. Besides, how hard can it be to make up? Now, MY question is, why is that short dude here?"
"Him? His name's Hiei. We...er, we...um..." Yusuke was thinking of some plausible excuse to tell me. I could tell from his aura color change.
"Spill it, Yusuke. Don't lie. You were thinking of an excuse."
"You, human, have lots of explaining to do," Hiei interrupted Yusuke, who opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again, and sputtered out a few intelligible words.
"Must I? Fine. I got bored, I went to school, got there, the bell rang. Saw Yusuke, decided to follow him, Ashlie came along, we hid in the bushes, saw you come out, saw you guys talking, then we got chased, and here we are now talking, and in a few minutes you guys are going to take me somewhere. Right?" I looked at the two of them. Stunned faces from Ashlie and Yusuke. What can I say, I get deja vu, so I know.
Yusuke whispered to Hiei, "Think she's the one? Koenma said she'd come from America. She has the same eye-color—" I assumed he meant my blue eyes. So? "—and she knew we were going to take here somewhere!" I did? Well, duh! Deja vu, remember? Come on, kind of obvious with the way Hiei was looking at me like he was ready to tie me up, put me on his shoulder and take me hostage or something.
And they did.
"Hey! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!—" We were in a palace...And that was the last I saw before I felt a crushing weight on my body.
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I FINISHED THIS CHAPTER! YAYS! GO ME! WH00T! No Koenma...who could it be? Fakes?