They Made Me Do It

By: Raven

Some notes first of all. ;;; Thanks for all the reviews.

Wow. 42. Never had that many reviews before. Thanks, guys!

Yes, yes, last chapter was more…angst-ish than humor. Don't worry, more humor in this one!

(Chapter Five: Cheese and Chocolate!)

"GYAHHH!" I screamed. This was soooooo boring. I mean, being stuck in this hole ALL day was really boring. AND NO CHOCOLATE! I love chocolate. The world was awful without chocolate! I also like cheese. Hm….queso with nacho chips. Yum. But all I get here is rice…with the occasionally noodle or taco.

I started jumping up and down, trying to do something besides thinking about chocolate or cheese. Finally, my stomping brought one of the dudes who shut me in here to my room.

"Stop pounding, you'll bring down the roof!" The blonde said.

"Dude! It's a ROCK roof. I don't think just having me jump up and down will have it fall down on my head. And if that does happen, I get to do something I always wanted to do! I get to scream…" Here I took a breath, then shouted, "THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! HELP! HELP! HELP!" I smiled at his obvious discomfort from my screaming.

"Fine, fine. What do you want to eat?"

I pretended to think… "Oh, how about…dolphin?"

"What!"

"Jeez, you actually fell for that?"

"Er…"

"What I want is chocolate. And cheese. Queso sauce with nacho chips, preferably."

"Um…I'll try."

"Do more than try, do it. Oh, yeah, can I talk to my friends? You know, down in the gloomy-old-dungeon-in-which-it-seriously-smells-and-you-should-really-clean-it-out-before-the-stink-drives-us-all-nuts-and-coocoo-labanza-and-all-that-because-this-is-really-boring." I said that last sentence in one breath.

"Sorry, didn't catch that."

"Never mind! Can I please, please, please, please go visit my friends?"

"Fine, fine!"

"Yes!" I punched the air. Then I ran out the room, across the hallway, ran to the right hall, turned left, then right, left, left and right.

Finally, I came to the dungeons. The lizard dude spotted me. "Hey! Get away from "ere!"
"Um…Myake me!" I said in a baby voice. "And besides, Blondie says I could visit them!"

Lizard-boy hesitated, then opened the door for me. "Fine."

When I walked in, I whispered. "Hey, guys, you ready for mission: Breakout?"

I heard Viana whisper, "Yes, we're ready."

"Good. Let the breakout commence!"