DIS: At last, the sequel to 'Bakura's Horrid Day' is 'Kaiba's Horrid Day'! Enjoy. (snickers)

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Title: Kaiba's Horrid Day

Genre: Humor

Rating: M

Summary: If you thought Bakura's Horrid Day was funny, the sequel's even better! Kaiba, the strict CEO, is about to experience his worst nightmares and some that he couldn't even think of! Pure humor!

Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh, but I own every bit of this plot and the ideas

Notes/Warnings: Pure humor; sequel to Bakura's Horrid Day; Mokuba's torture; some come-ons with yaoi; will be short with short chapters

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Seto Kaiba, the CEO of Kaiba Corp. who was rich, egotistical, stuck-up, had a younger brother and hated Yuugi Mutoh was experiencing leg cramps. Leg cramps? He hadn't heard of such a bizarre thing! So, being a hypochondriac, he called the hospital.

"Hello, Domino Hospital." A feminine voice answered.

"I have a blood clot in my leg."

"Oh my! That must be horrible!"

"Yes, it is." Kaiba replied calmly, but irately.

"It must hurt!"

"It does."

"I can't imagine having a blood clot in my leg!"

"That's nice to know." Kaiba was twitching now, trying hard not to shout at the wench.

"My mom had breast cancer. She died, did ya know that?"

"I don't care."

"So, who is this? You wanna, ya know, have some fun some time?"

"No, because I think I might be dying, understand that?"

"Dying! Wow! I wonder what it feels like to die."

"Want me to help you with that?"

"Nah, I'm fine." He took a deep breath.

"Just – get Doctor Trudy on the phone."

"Kay."

Pause.

"This is Doctor Trudy."

"I have a blood clot in my leg."

"Oh, dear, does it hurt?"

"Yes, it hurts."

"Wow, I wonder what that feels like...My dad had lung cancer once and died from it."

"CAN YOU JUST HEAL IT?"

"Oh! Right! Come right and I'll fix you right up Mr...?"

"Kaiba."

"Mr. Kaiba, right! Come right in!"

"Fine."

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"Okay, Mr. Kaiba, we've found the problem. I'll just slide this needle in your leg and it'll all be better! Wanna lollipop?" Doctor Trudy, who was surprisingly a male, held a lollipop out to Kaiba, who closed his eyes, counting to ten.

"No, just get this done with."

"Right! It might hurt a little." Doctor Trudy lifted his hard and slammed the needle into Kaiba's leg.

"HOLY MOTHER (BEEP) (BEEP) AND (BEEP)!" Kaiba roared in pain. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

"Oh, don't be that way," Trudy said, pouting. "I told you it would hurt!"

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Kaiba limped out of the hospital, holding his now-swollen leg.

"(BEEP) doctor..." he muttered to himself, flinching every time he walked.

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Kaiba walked in and Mokuba bounded up to him.

"HI SETO! (BARF)" Kaiba gave an outraged cry as Mokuba's stomach remains was hurled at his brand-new Armani suit.

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DIS: I used that Mokuba thing from another of my fics. Hehehe, it cracks me up every time. Anyway, I know it was short, but I'm, unfortunately, in a rush to take a shower. (X.X) I have mud all over me from helping pull weeds...Anyway! Please review and if you have an idea, it'd help me a lot! Adieu!