DIS: Welcome back everyone! And here are the review responses, kukuku! (sweat drop)

AnimeSenko: It has been AGES since I've last heard from you. But thank you, I'm glad it was funny! I was hoping for it to be.

Cerulean San: (sweat drop) of course you exist!

Eternal Eyes: I know, I love the ending! Poor Kaiba, though. (o.o)

Chained and Torchered: Okay, I admit! It wasn't mud that was on me, it was specks of dirt. But it was still alot to me!

xXxReixXx: (OO, slowly picks chair up for you)

Marin M: Thanks!

Kitsunegirl4ever: it wasn't years! Just a few months...(nervously inches away, then dives into a bush) Hahaha!

Kaiamara: (oO) Uh...you don't have to cherish my review. (X.X) I'm not that special...In fact, I'm not special at all! (pats cat) But my kitty is, hehehe

Erika Darkmoon: Finally I speak to you! After...(oO) A couple LONG weeks! And I'm glad you thought it was funny, lol.

Rosepedal: Hmm, I just might have that done to our poor Kaiba - mwahahaha!

Midnight Chamber: Thanks, I believe I shall! And I shall fly as well, because I believe in myself! (jumps off a chair and falls on her face)...That was not a good idea...

DIS: (rubbing face) All right, enjoy while I nurse my wound...(cries)

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Kaiba yawned and smiled at his blue eyes white dragon card.

"Hello, Blue Eyes." He stretched and walked over to the mirror and stared for a long time. The image was Charlie Brown...And that just freaked this CEO out. Then he sighed drearily. "It's going to be another one of those days..." He realized with horror. Just like when that damnable doctor – who doesn't seem to be able to do his job, Kaiba believe – shoved a needle in his thigh. He went over to his dresser and let out a roar as a pie came out of the drawer and –

SPLAT!

– the pie flew up and hit him in the face. He swore in every language he knew – which was quite a bit – and wiped his face off. He sighed, staring down at the cloth with contentment, before crying out once again.

"MY BRAND NEW SILK BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON AND OBELISK THE TORMENTOR BOXERS!" He collapsed on the ground, swearing more, kicking his dresser in fury.

(Shake, shake)

"Aw, shit..." He muttered as the dresser began to fall towards him.

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Mokuba looked up, grinning as his big brother came in, then gasped in horror.

"Seto! What happened to you!" The younger Kaiba asked in concern, spotting the black eye the CEO had.

"I had a bad morning..." He muttered in response, sighing. "I'm going to get the newspaper." Mokuba watched his brother leave, then glanced outside at the employees, grinning.

Kaiba heard a click and blinked, turning back to the door. He shrugged and turned the knob, newspaper in hand.

"(o.o) Mokuba, let me in." Kaiba glanced around wearily, before saying, "Mokuba, unlock the door. Open the door! (OO) HURRY, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"

"Blue eyes white dragon jimmies? With feet?" The gardener asked, staring in aw e.

"AUUUUUUGGGHHHH!"

"It's to laaate," Mokuba snickered from inside, watching from the window. Poor Seto...He's suffered so much...Oh well!

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Kaiba grumbled, stomping down the street. He was humiliated, had a black eye, and his limozine – no, all twenty limozines – was suddenly broken! And now, there was Bakura, who was looking ready to cause mischief.

"Hey, Kaiba, you're ugly!" Bakura declared, pointing at him

SLAM!

"As if it's my fault," Bakura muttered, nursing his black eye.

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"Mr. Kaiba, there's a Mr. Mutou here to see you."

Ah-ha! My day is looking up! Maybe I can – (OO) Oh my Lord...

Kaiba stared in horror at the thing that was once Yuugi Mutou.

"Hi Kaiba!"

"Yuugi...?"

"Yep! Like my new style?" Kaiba just stared at him.

"Style? Yuugi, I don't know if you realize this but you're dressed as a...a leprechaun."

"How dare you!" Yuugi gasped in horror. "How...dare you insult the Irish! HYA!" Kaiba stared in utter bemusement as Yuugi flung his arms out and little leprechauns appeared. Then, they – including Yuugi – started to river dance. Kaiba pushed a button underneath his desk that called the police.

BAM!

"HALT IN THE NAME OF THE DONUTS!" An officer roared. Yuugi and the leprechauns whirled around, hissing at them, suddenly having cat eyes.

"YE WON'T GET ME LUCKY CHARMS!" They roared, then jumped out of Kaiba's window, which, by the way, was about 20 or more stories high.

"(oO) What in the hell?" Kaiba muttered, watching as Yuugi stood up – unharmed – and ran down the sidewalk, laughing psychotically.

"Darn! And I really wanted his lucky charms..." The officers pouted and left Kaiba to mend his door and his window.

"God fucking dammit," Kaiba muttered to himself. All of a sudden, the roof caved in and fell on the CEO. "Scratch that..." he muttered from underneath the rubble. "Just fucking dammit..."

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"Mr. Kaiba, you're back all ready!" Doctor Trudy exclaimed, grinning at Kaiba, who was glaring at him. "What is it you need?"

"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? I HAVE A FUCKING BROKEN LEG, YOU IMBECILE!"

"(o.o) Oh, my, you shouldn't be using such language, Mr. Kaiba. Okay! Let's get this all done. Lollipop?" He held out a grape lollipop to Kaiba, who shot a dirty look at him. "You're being a naughty boy, Kaiba, naughty, naughty!"

CRACK.

"HOLY SHIT, WHAT DID YOU DO!" Kaiba roared, holding his leg in pain.

"I was trying to fix it, why?"

"I...want another doctor..."

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"All right, Mr. Kaiba, I'll fix you right up," Doctor Nathaniel, another male doctor, smiled at him. Kaiba sighed and relaxed. At least he was a Ph. D

SLAM!

Oh Lord, all these doctors are insane...Kaiba thought as he drifted unconscious.

"(oO) Uh-oh," Doctor Nathaniel gulped. "This could be bad..."

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"Big brother! You're awake!" Kaiba groaned, blinking. "The doctor's said that you got a concussion from the roof's cave-in."

"(o.o) That doctor...Doctor Nathaniel! HE KNOCKED ME OUT!"

"You're hysterical, Seto. But don't worry! I've got just the people to help you!" Mokuba opened the door and Kaiba let out a shocked shout.

"Ye ain't gonna take me lucky charms, are ye?" Yuugi, who had grown a beard, eyed Kaiba warily.

"WAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Beep, beep, beep, beep!

Kaiba woke up, breathing hard.

"Big brother! You're awake! The doctor's say you got a concussion from the roof's cave-in."

"(o.o) Oh, God...Oh God..." Kaiba gulped.

"Not to worry, though! I have just the people to help you!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Mokuba blinked and Kaiba did as well. The "people" were some lawyers and a hit-man.

"Uh...Like I was saying...I know you didn't get a concussion from the cave-in, because you were fine when you left to the Doctor's, so I think that Doctor Nathaniel did it!" Kaiba just blinked.

"Yes," he nodded at last. "That's exactly what happened the mother fu – " A lawyer cleared his voice. "Wait a minute..." Kaiba peered closer. "(oO) Jounouchi?"

"Yes, my name is Jounouchi. Jounouchi Katsuya. And my name was dat since I was borne on whatever my birthday is because I don't remember. Oh and Kaiba..." Jou winked at him. "It was good."

"(OO) WHAT?"

"You know what I mean, hot stuff."

"(X.X) Oh God..."

"Yeah, you were saying dat most of the time, but at da end you were all 'OH YES JOUNOUCHI! HARDER! AHH!'"

(OO)

(OO''''')

(0o0'''''''')

"Mokuba," Kaiba turned to his younger – and shocked – brother. "I think I need to make my will right now..."

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DIS: (has a huge bandage on her face) Ah! I love torturing Kaiba! (oO) But Jou scares me...Scares me A LOT! Ahem, please review! And if you have any ideas, send them in!