DIS: I am back! Review responses!
Marin M: (grins) Thank you so very much! (oO) Though, it wasn't as funny as I had hoped it would be.
Eternal Eyes: Lol, of course it would be better! After all, Kaiba is a strict CEO and Bakura is...(o.o) Well, I'm not quite sure what he is.
SilentMonkGirl: (OO, gives you an ice pack)
Kitsunegirl4ever: (OO) It could not have possibly been seven months! Though it is the seventh of the year right now – however, it is not the seventh month! Maybe week...( )
Midnight Chamber: (gasps) My Buddha, you are right! Kaiba does not have a single clicky pen! Thank you for the idea.
Chained and Torchered: Meh, you can have Bakura, just don't take Marik! (X.X) And it is very odd to be afraid of Jou...(shakes head sadly)
(Anonymous): Thanks.
XXxReixXx: I shall add more Bakura!
Danny'sGhostGirl: You killed Kaiba in one of your stories? (O.O'') BRUTAL! Lol.
Suckerpunch: So...(o.o) If you're not going to be writing YuGiOh anymore, are you going to continue reading it? (;.;) That's so sad that you are moving to Teen Titans, not that I have anything against that show. And it was real dandy that you left without saying anything to anyone! Er...Well left this account...(sweat drop) Right! It's good to finally hear from you, anyway.
Sanguine Dreams: Kaiba's not gay...OR IS HE? DUN DUN DUNNN! No, lol, he isn't.
And on to the next chapter!
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Kaiba sighed, walking down the road to Kaiba Land to check in with things.
"Hello, Kaiba," Bakura greeted, Malik at his side. Kaiba frowned and waved away smoke.
"Is that...pot?" The CEO demanded, glowering.
"Hey, hey, shh! The cops could be anywhere!" They tossed their "ciga-weed" into some ladies purse and stopped Kaiba. The taller of the three frowned. "Watch."
Silence...
"OH MY GOD! MY PURSE IS ON FIRE! AIII!" The lady started to run in circles, hit a lamppost and was knocked out. Bakura and Malik laughed and Kaiba just sighed, slapping his forehead and going ahead.
"Anyway," they caught up to him, Malik speaking, "we were wondering – "
" – if you might be willing – "
" – to give us a job – "
" – at Kaiba Land?"
"No," Kaiba responded flatly. They walked to the lady who opened the gates.
"Welcome to Kaiba Land, admission is five dollars."
"I'm Seto Kaiba, now open the gates," he said flatly.
"Welcome to Kaiba Land, admission is five dollars."
"(oO) The hell? I am Kaiba!" Bakura and Malik blinked as the woman just stood there, grinning like a dope.
"Welcome to Kaiba Land, admission is five dollars."
"I AM KAIBA!" Kaiba roared in fury.
"Welcome to Kaiba Land, admission is five dollars."
"All right," Bakura said, sighing. "Screw this." He took out a gun and –
BAM! BAM! BAM!
– shot her in the forehead three times.
"...Welcome to Kaiba Land, admission is five dollars."
"(OO) Uh, Bakura..." Malik began uncertainly as blood oozed from the ladies forehead.
"Shoot her again, dammit!" Kaiba commanded. Bakura shrugged and shot her multiple times in the body. "There," he said, satisfied as the body dropped. In an instant, she rose again, smiling like always and said –
"Welcome to Kaiba Land, admission is five dollars."
"Holy shit!" Bakura yelped. "Why won't she die?"
"How am I supposed to know?" Kaiba demanded, backing away from the bloody woman.
"You hired her, smartass!"
"I don't hire the employees, I have a secretary who has a secretary who has a secretary who has a secretary who has a secretary who has a secretary who has a secretary who has a secretary who has a secretary that hires the employees."
(OO?)
"Right, well, um..." Bakura glanced at him. "You never saw us!" And at that, they ran off.
"WHAT! YOU BASTARDS!" And at that, Kaiba ran off, leaving the bloodied woman saying, "Goodbye, have a nice day!"
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Mokuba skipped into the room and looked curiously at his brother, who was staring at the blank TV. He cocked his head, then leaned over to turn it on.
"I AM SETO KAIBA!" Kaiba roared, foaming at the mouth suddenly.
"(OO'''') Gulp..." Mokuba moved away from the TV, slowly backing out of the room. When he was gone, Kaiba wiped his mouth, muttering, "I am Seto Kaiba..."
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"Sir?" His secretary's secretary's secretary poked her head in. "There's two people here to see you."
"Yeah, okay." Jou and Honda entered and were dressed like gangsters. "(oO) What happened to your wardrobe, Katsuya?"
"Yo, you dissin' me, dawg?"
"Who are you calling a dog!" Kaiba lashed out.
"No, homes, you ain't sayin' it right. It's DAWG, not dog! Now, we've come to give you a little 3-1-1."
"(Oo) (oO) What?"
"And a lullaby for the baby-bye!"
"(X.X) What the hell are you talking about?"
"Now, here we go, dawg. Yo, nigga, wassup, yo!"
(An hour later...)
"Yo, we said yo!"
"ENOUGH!" Kaiba snarled. "I don't give a damn about your home, or your dog, or your yo-yo's!"
"Hey, man, don't be hatin'!" Honda said, doing something with his hand. Kaiba's eye twitched, before he shoved them out of his office.
(Even later...)
"Sir?" His secretary popped his head in. "There's someone here to see you."
It had better not be the leprechauns or those two fuckin' idiots... "Very well."
"Hi Kaiba!" Otogi said, skipping in.
"Oh my god." Otogi was clad in a pink Card Captor Sakura dress, with the Clow Key or whatever that thing is. He also had a radio in his hand, which made things all the more suspicious. "What...?"
"Let's go now!" Otogi set the radio down and pushed Play. "Secret of the Clow!..."
"Oh my god," Kaiba repeated in horror as Otogi started to sing the theme song to Card Captors.
"Card Captors!" Otogi did a pose, grinning. Kaiba looked disgusted. "Hold on!" Otogi zoomed out and came back with a blonde wig on, and a woman's pink workout outfit. He replaced the tape and pushed play again. "Here we go now! Woo! Work it out, Barbie!"
"(O.O''') GET...OUT." Kaiba rushed at him and shoved him out, then followed him and took the radio, slammed it against the floor multiple times, before jumping up and down, smashing the pieces even more. "GO!"
"Aww," Otogi pouted, then stomped away.
"If anyone else comes – even for that conference meeting, I'm on a walk!" Kaiba told the secretary. Suddenly, someone came up – a guy that was attending the conference.
"It's time for the conference," he told Kaiba. His secretary tapped him on the shoulder.
"Sir, Mr. Kaiba's on a walk."
(oO)
"(-.-) You moron..." Kaiba muttered to his secretary.
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Kaiba sat at the table at the conference meeting, finally happy for once, but then, it happened...
Click, click, click, click, click, click –
Kaiba stared at the man that had a clicky pen and kept clicking it over and over again. (A/N: Thanks to Midnight Chamber for this idea!)
Click, click, click, click, click, click, click-click, click-click, click-click, click-click –
Twitch, twitch.
Click-click, click-click...
Kaiba sighed –
Click-click-click-click...clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick –
"ALL RIGHT, WILL YOU KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF?" Kaiba bellowed in anger.
"(OO) Gee, Mr. Kaiba, if it was annoying you, why didn't you just go on a walk?"
"(-.-)" My secretary will pay for this, oh yes, he will...
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"Hi, Mr. Kaiba, how was the conference meeting?" His secretary, Jacobs, asked.
"Oh, fine," Kaiba said sweetly. "A donut?"
"No thank you!" Jacobs grinned at him, then continued to work.
"I insist."
"No, that's okay."
"Really, they're good."
"No, I'm fine."
"EAT ONE!"
"(OO) I don't want one, Mr. Kaiba."
"EAT IT, YOU JACKASS!" Kaiba lunged at him.
"Eek!"
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"Mr. Kaiba!" Doctor Trudy grinned at him. "Back again?"
"(-.-) You have no idea..." Kaiba muttered, Jacobs glued onto his back.
"Okay, let's just..."
RRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!
"OUCH! THAT WAS SOME OF MY SKIN!" Kaiba hollered.
"OWIE! MOMMY!" Jacobs howled.
"Oopsy daisy!" Doctor Trudy giggled. "Anyone want a lollipop?"
"No," Kaiba growled.
"Sniff, yes, please."
"Oh, you take his lollipop after that and not my donut?" Doctor Trudy stared at him bizarrely.
Kaiba has a donut? Oh my! I wonder if he got a sex change at some point? The Doctor thought to himself.
"But you were trying to poison me..."
"AND THAT SUDDENLY MATTERS TO YOU?"
"(o.o) Sniff, you're so mean! It's no wonder our relationship never works out!"
Relationship? Oh me, oh my! Doctor Trudy thought, sweating in horror.
"Oh, forget this, I'm going home. I'll see you tomorrow," Kaiba grunted to his secretary, rubbing his back. Jacobs just sat, swinging his legs and sucking on his lollipop. He turned to Doctor Trudy.
"He's really nice when you get closer to him," Jacobs assured the Doctor, who just paled, nodding mutely.
I think I should go get drunk some more...Which floor did I hide my liquor on again?
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DIS: This came out better than I thought. And longer, too. (grins) I hope you all liked reading it as much I did writing it! And wow...(o.o) It was two in the morning when I wrote this. Gatorade and candy do pay off! Lol, please review and see you next chapter!