Marin M: Thanks!

Chained and Torchered: You can borrow Malik, but I'm borrowing Marik and Bakura at the moment (glances at the cage they're in with loin clothes and over hot lava) Yes, see, they're very busy at the moment, hahaha! (shakes cage)

Marik and Bakura: Aww! Stop it!

DIS: Hehehe...

xXxReixXx: lol, someone likes Bakura.

Danny'sGhostGirl: No, not horrible, horrid. Hehehehe. And much more horrid things are gonna happen to him! I rather like this more than the prequel...(o.o) I think that's what it's called. (shrug)

peach: Ha, ha, no, Kaiba isn't on meds. Unfortunately for him, it's just a real-life nightmare, hehehe. Glad that you like it so much!

Midnight Chamber: Yay, clicky pens! Hehehe, yeah the donut thing...I'm really obsessed with donuts (eats one of the poisoned donuts on accident) (OO) Oops...(X.X)

Wo ai ni Daphney: (oO) If that actually happened with the cops, then all hell would break lose...But that does give me an idea, lol.

Eternal Eyes: Aw, you're so nice! Thanks!

Angel: Poor Doctor Trudy? (Oo) Poor Kaiba!

And, now, for the fourth chapter! Enjoy!

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Chapter Four, Ice cream and a theme park

Kaiba sighed, rubbing his temples. The week had been exhausting and so far, nothing good had happened. Had he got laid? No. Had he gotten richer? Barely. Had Mokuba stopped irritating him? Not really.

Now, as he walked down the street, he knew that today was going to be as bad as all the others. He spotted an ice cream stand and smirked to himself. Nothing can go wrong with ice cream, he told himself and walked up to the stand.

"One Mint Chocolate Chip," he told her, looking through his wallet for a dollar. Oh damn, only hundreds...Oh well, I'll steal it.

"One Strawberry Chocolate Chip coming up!"

"No, Mint."

"Huh?"

"Mint!" He snapped. She blinked, then smiled.

"Oh! Here you go," she handed him a white Tic-Tac. He stared at it, blinking, before throwing it over his shoulder and it hit a baby in the head and it started bawling. Then the mother starting to scream profanities at any person who passed her.

Kaiba, a vein twitching in his head, called to the lady, "Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, not a mint!"

"Rocky Road coming right up!" She chirped. Kaiba rubbed his forehead.

"Forget it!" As he passed the woman, she was screaming, "YOU (BLEEP) YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER IN A THREESOME AND – " but he edited out the rest, rather disgusted by the woman, all-in-all. He crossed the street, not noticing that a car was coming by.

SCREECH!

"WHAT THE HELL!" Kaiba roared, seeing that the car nearly hit him.

"YOU BLOODY JAPANESE!" The driver snarled at him, shaking his fist at Kaiba, who gave him the finger in response and stormed across the street to the other side.

"Someday..." he muttered to himself.

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"Can we go to Silverwood? Huh, huh, can we? Can we?" Mokuba asked, jumping up and down at the side of Kaiba's desk.

140...141...142... Well, we know that Kaiba's been counting for quite awhile!

"For the last time, NO!"

"Please, big brother? Please, please, please?"

"NO!"

"PLLEEASSEE?"

"NO, DAMMIT, NO!"

"I'll cry! I'll cry till we go!"

"Fine, you brat!" But Mokuba cried anyway since his brother insulted him. "(-.-) The hell with this...Mokuba, I'll win you a stuffed animal."

"Okay, let's go!" Mokuba grabbed his brother's arm and ran outside, only –

SLAM!

"Big brother, are you okay! I'm sorry!"

"My fucking nose..." Kaiba muttered to himself, seeing red and blue dots.

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"Let's go on this one, can we big brother?" Mokuba asked hopefully. Kaiba stared up at the roller coaster, feeling his stomach drop. "Yay, we can!" So the younger Kaiba ran up to the line, or more like skipped. As for the older Kaiba...Well, he had a bad feeling about this roller coaster. Then again, he had a bad feeling about all roller coasters.

"Hi," a big, bulky man said to Kaiba.

"Er...hi," Seto muttered.

"Wanna rehearse Green Eggs and Ham?"

"Wha – "

"I am Sam, Sam I am!" The man looked to Kaiba expectantly. "Here, I'll say it all to you! That Sam I am, that Sam I am, I do not like that Sam I am! Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?" He changed his voice to a smaller one for Sam. "I do not like them, Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham. Would you like them here or there? I would not like them here or there, I would not like them anywhere. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I do not like them, Sam I am. Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house, I do not like them with a mouse! I do not like them here or there, I do like them anywhere! I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I do not like them Sam I am!"

Kaiba was in awe that the man knew the book of Dr. Suess' so well...It scared the hell out of him.

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox? Not in a box, no with a fox. Not in a house, not with a house. I would not eat them here or there, I would not eat them anywhere! I would not eat Green Eggs and Ham, I do not like them Sam I am!"

When the hell is Sam going to get it through his head he doesn't like them? This is the exact reason why I hate this stupid book. If he doesn't like them, he doesn't want, you stupid squirrel-like moron! Kaiba thought, remembering the book.

"Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them, eat them, here they are! I would not, could, in a car! You may like them, you will see. You may like them, in a tree! I would not, could not, in a tree. Not in a car - you let me be! I do not like them in a box, I do not like them with a fox! I do not like them in a house, I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there, I do not like them anywhere. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I do not like them, Sam I am! A train, a train! A train, a train! Could you, would, on a train? Not on a train, not in a tree! Not in a car, Sam, let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I would not, could not, with a fox! I will not eat them in a house, I will not – "

"ALL RIGHT, I GET IT ALL READY!" Kaiba snapped at him. "Now shut the hell up about that idiotic, annoying book!" The man pouted, then reluctantly shut up as the line moved forward.

"Come on, big brother," Mokuba said and plopped into the seat, Kaiba following. Both buckled up and Kaiba clenched onto the metal thing that kept that seated. He wouldn't admit it, but he hated roller coasters. The first one he went on he almost flew out of because his seat belt wasn't buckled. When the man was checking to make sure that the metal thing was secure, they skipped the Kaiba's.

What the - ? Kaiba turned and the man grinned at him malevolently. (OO) Oh shit! But it was too late, they were going up the hill thingy. I'm gonna die, I just know I'm gonna die!

The man that had been recited Sam I am squealed as they plunged down and Kaiba turned green, feeling sick. They went through the cave and –

Bonk!

Ow! Oh no...Our thing is loose! Aw!

Everytime they went into the cave, his head bonked against the top, while Mokuba was screaming with delight. I think I'm gonna be sick...And dead at that.

When they pulled back in and the ride was over, Kaiba staggered out, his head throbbing, his stomach churning. He ran out to the railing and threw up in the bushes. Mokuba gave him a curious look, but said nothing. No roller coasters for me! Ever!

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Mokuba went on the other roller coasters by himself and afterward, he was intent on going on one of the water rides, one of which Kaiba was wary of.

"Oh, hey," the man said to Kaiba as he searched for a seatbelt. "That one doesn't have a seatbelt, but I think you'll be okay. After all, you can swim, can't you?"

I wish I did...

"Yeah," Kaiba lied. When they went down, he nearly flew off the thing, water sloshing all over him. It was the third waterfall (which was huge) that he flew up and crashed into the water, sputtering.

(Later)

"Big brother, what happened?" Mokuba asked his brother worriedly.

"I fell..." was all he said, shaking his coat off, drenched.

"Well...The next one is the Corkscrew!"

I don't like the sound of that...Kaiba thought as they went up to where the ride was located. I knew it. The two of them sat next to each other and the securing thing snapped over his shoulders. As they pulled up to the hill thing and plunged down, Kaiba sighed, feeling better – that is, until they went upside down.

Click.

Shit, was his thought as he fell.

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Kaiba silently limped behind Mokuba to the Ferris Wheel. NOTHING can go wrong with this ride, he thought, smiling to himself. Finally it was a ride where they could relax. He sighed, rubbing his face where rocks had been smashed into when he fell from the Corkscrew. He was amazed that he even lived.

"Yay!" Mokuba chirped as they sat on the Ferris wheel. Kaiba sighed, glad that he could rest – at least for awhile. But once the ride started, his younger brother started to rock the little thing and Kaiba, feeling horribly sick and fearful of heights, hurled – right on the people below him.

"AUGH!" One of the people exclaimed in disgust.

Good, you deserved it, Kaiba thought bitterly.

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"Did you have fun, Seto?" Mokuba asked curiously as they walked into the house.

"Oh, yeah," he mumbled, "lots of fun."

I am NEVER going to that place again...He thought to himself, groaning and rubbing his neck, cracking his back. NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER! Pause. EVER!

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DIS: Poor Kaiba. Though, when I went to Silverwood, I was afraid that the Ferris wheel was going to fall off. (X.X) And when I started to shake it, I started to hyperventilate. And then there was this other ride that I was freaking out on because I thought I was going to fly off of it. (oO) But I just loved the roller coasters...( ) But then again, I'm afraid of heights. But I never put my arms up on the roller coasters cos I think I'll get them chopped off…Anyway, it might not be that funny, but I'm tired and hungry, so that's my very lame excuse. (sweat drop) Ciao!