Here is my hopefuuly humorous story.
Once upon a time -errr Harry Potter stories don't start like that. How about...
Deep within someplace laid Godrics Hollaw were the Potter family was at and stuff was happening. They were there hiding from a evil guy/dude/meany named Tom somthingorother Riddle. His name does this nifty, swell trick were you rearange the letters and it spell out I am lord Voldemort. If you are normal person you call him He-who-must-not-be-named or you-know-who, if you are a death eater or evil you call him Voldemort, and if you are brave, daring, and stupid you call him Voldy. ANYWAYS he wanted to kill the potters so he tried to kill them and such. So ya.... stop payin attention to me. I am the narrater not the story read on.. Grrr. Fine.
James : I'm glad that Peters helping us like this. I mean he will never betray us. Sure we know one of the Maruder's is evil and he was the least liked in the group, and that his anigimus form is a rat, and he has that strange tatoo on his arm.... but he will never betray us.
Harry : -rolls eyes- Goo goo gaa gaa peter kill you all gag gag.
Lily : Almost as if little Harry is trying to tell us somthing.
Suddenly the door knocks.
Door: ....
I mean Voldemort knocks on the door because the door an inanimant object.
James : Actually I transfigured it from a dragon.
Lily : James who are you talking to.
Before he could answer the door/dragon was knocked down.
Voldemort : Oh My God, You people are like, so rude. I was knocking the door for like, ages. -clears throat- Now you will die. Mwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahaahahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa- cough cough cough.
James : NO. Take the kid but let me live.
TM : No I will kill the child and you can't stop me.
James : I won't try please let me live.
During this heroic battle Lilly takes Harry and goes to the next room instead of using floo to escape.
TM : I will kill you if you don't protecting your son. This is a battle you can't win.
James : Take him, Take him.
Voldemort : Thats it die. - Uses Avada Kadava or whatever- Hahaha.
He then goes into the room with Lilly in it because she forgot to close the door.
Voldemort : After I kill the kid will you go out with me.
Lilly : -Takes Voldemort 's wand and AV's herself-
Harry : -starts to play with mirror-
Voldemort : Whatever. SAY GOOD BYE SON,GOK- HARRY POTTER- Uses THAT curse but it hits the mirror and comes back to him, the affect of the mirror making him a spirit thingy-
Harry : Bye bye. - walks of of table and hits his head giving him a scar-
And so Harry Potter alone has survived the killing curse and is famous.
( No real doors were hurt making the fic. Only two people died and one became a spirit thing during the fic.)
Once upon a time -errr Harry Potter stories don't start like that. How about...
Deep within someplace laid Godrics Hollaw were the Potter family was at and stuff was happening. They were there hiding from a evil guy/dude/meany named Tom somthingorother Riddle. His name does this nifty, swell trick were you rearange the letters and it spell out I am lord Voldemort. If you are normal person you call him He-who-must-not-be-named or you-know-who, if you are a death eater or evil you call him Voldemort, and if you are brave, daring, and stupid you call him Voldy. ANYWAYS he wanted to kill the potters so he tried to kill them and such. So ya.... stop payin attention to me. I am the narrater not the story read on.. Grrr. Fine.
James : I'm glad that Peters helping us like this. I mean he will never betray us. Sure we know one of the Maruder's is evil and he was the least liked in the group, and that his anigimus form is a rat, and he has that strange tatoo on his arm.... but he will never betray us.
Harry : -rolls eyes- Goo goo gaa gaa peter kill you all gag gag.
Lily : Almost as if little Harry is trying to tell us somthing.
Suddenly the door knocks.
Door: ....
I mean Voldemort knocks on the door because the door an inanimant object.
James : Actually I transfigured it from a dragon.
Lily : James who are you talking to.
Before he could answer the door/dragon was knocked down.
Voldemort : Oh My God, You people are like, so rude. I was knocking the door for like, ages. -clears throat- Now you will die. Mwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahaahahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa- cough cough cough.
James : NO. Take the kid but let me live.
TM : No I will kill the child and you can't stop me.
James : I won't try please let me live.
During this heroic battle Lilly takes Harry and goes to the next room instead of using floo to escape.
TM : I will kill you if you don't protecting your son. This is a battle you can't win.
James : Take him, Take him.
Voldemort : Thats it die. - Uses Avada Kadava or whatever- Hahaha.
He then goes into the room with Lilly in it because she forgot to close the door.
Voldemort : After I kill the kid will you go out with me.
Lilly : -Takes Voldemort 's wand and AV's herself-
Harry : -starts to play with mirror-
Voldemort : Whatever. SAY GOOD BYE SON,GOK- HARRY POTTER- Uses THAT curse but it hits the mirror and comes back to him, the affect of the mirror making him a spirit thingy-
Harry : Bye bye. - walks of of table and hits his head giving him a scar-
And so Harry Potter alone has survived the killing curse and is famous.
( No real doors were hurt making the fic. Only two people died and one became a spirit thing during the fic.)