THE harry potter story
What Really Happened
----------------------------------At the Zoo------------------------
Dudley-Wake up You STupid BLOody SNAKe
Snake- Snoooooooooooooorrre
Dudley- This is so boring. I'm gonna go steal candy from babies.
Harry- Sorry 'bout him.
Snake- ~blink~
Harry- GASP You blinked can you understand me
Snake- ~blink~
Harry- Ok, guess what I feel just like you. Raised in captivy, gawked at like a freak, trapped from the world, fed dead rats and toads. ~SIGH~
Snake- At least you have thumbs.
Aha the snake said something
Harry- I do? Wooooooow I do have thumbs. Cool. I, of course, want thank you foor pointing that out.
Harry stares at his thumbs in amazement. He bends them and Gasp.
Harry- GASP, there opposable
Snake- I'm gonna dance now.
Harry- Heh heh, I am talking to a snake and don't think its weird, nope not in the slightest.
Dudley- Look, the snakes dancing. *pushes body agianst glass*
Harry- He ruined my conversation. HE!! *raises hand up with fingers pointed out* MUST !!!!!!!!
*Eyes some how glow red* PAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the glass vanishes and Dudley falls in*
While Dudley is up to his head in Snake junk, the Snake comes out. As he walks past Harry he pays him.
How he got money I don't know. Then he go's and eats people.
Dudley- *See's Harry smirking and runs at him but Harry snaps his fingers and Dudley runs into glass*
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Vernon- You freakish nephew of mine that is a freak. It is somehow your fault that happened, even if I don't believe in magic and theres no logical way you could have done that.
Harry- Huh, did you say something.
Vernon- GASP *shoves Harry downstairs* There is no such thing as magic.
He thinks he locks the door but doesn't.
Harry- Thanks, I thought it was locked too. Thanks wierd voice from nowhere.
Harry walks out of basement and out of house.
Harry- *YELLING* I'm out to wallow in self pity
What Really Happened
----------------------------------At the Zoo------------------------
Dudley-Wake up You STupid BLOody SNAKe
Snake- Snoooooooooooooorrre
Dudley- This is so boring. I'm gonna go steal candy from babies.
Harry- Sorry 'bout him.
Snake- ~blink~
Harry- GASP You blinked can you understand me
Snake- ~blink~
Harry- Ok, guess what I feel just like you. Raised in captivy, gawked at like a freak, trapped from the world, fed dead rats and toads. ~SIGH~
Snake- At least you have thumbs.
Aha the snake said something
Harry- I do? Wooooooow I do have thumbs. Cool. I, of course, want thank you foor pointing that out.
Harry stares at his thumbs in amazement. He bends them and Gasp.
Harry- GASP, there opposable
Snake- I'm gonna dance now.
Harry- Heh heh, I am talking to a snake and don't think its weird, nope not in the slightest.
Dudley- Look, the snakes dancing. *pushes body agianst glass*
Harry- He ruined my conversation. HE!! *raises hand up with fingers pointed out* MUST !!!!!!!!
*Eyes some how glow red* PAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the glass vanishes and Dudley falls in*
While Dudley is up to his head in Snake junk, the Snake comes out. As he walks past Harry he pays him.
How he got money I don't know. Then he go's and eats people.
Dudley- *See's Harry smirking and runs at him but Harry snaps his fingers and Dudley runs into glass*
####################################LATER###########################
Vernon- You freakish nephew of mine that is a freak. It is somehow your fault that happened, even if I don't believe in magic and theres no logical way you could have done that.
Harry- Huh, did you say something.
Vernon- GASP *shoves Harry downstairs* There is no such thing as magic.
He thinks he locks the door but doesn't.
Harry- Thanks, I thought it was locked too. Thanks wierd voice from nowhere.
Harry walks out of basement and out of house.
Harry- *YELLING* I'm out to wallow in self pity