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Harry and Hagrid had just walked through the secret, hidden wall that opens when you touch it.
Hagrid= Do you know what this here place is called Harry.
Harry= -in an absurdly bored tone- Diagon Alley.....
Hagrid= Curious little fella aren't you, well since you asked so kindly, it's called Diagon Alley.
Harry= -rolls eyes and sighs- Diagonally great.
Hagrid decided that he should do what Dumbledore said and heads off for Gringrotts, Harry in his grasp. Unfortunately he squeezes his hands too tight and kills the poor fool in his grip. Fortunately he had accidentally grabbed a Mary-Sue instead.
Hagrid= - Yelling over his shoulder- Hurry up Harry.
Harry= -In front of Gringrotts- Hagrid, you git, I'm waiting for you.
As they get in Hagrid gives Harry his key and goes to speak to the goblin.
--------------------------------------------------5 minutes later----------- -----------------------------
Hagrid= What do you mean I don't got permission, I have the letter right there.
Goblin= That letter says directly not to give you the parcel because you are a bumbling idiot that can only be trusted with a little shit of a kid.
Hagrid= Calling me a horse, Rooooowllll - Leaps on Goblin and starts a fight-.
Minutes later we find Hagrid outside Gringrotts, beaten up badly. Harry walks out the bank, two packages in hand with one being a huge money bag. He tosses the one parcel to Hagrid.
Harry= Here is the Sorcerers stone.
Hagrid= How did you know about that???????!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Harry= You told me on the way there, including how to get past all the challenges.
Hagrid didn't hear Harry though because he was crying because the goblins stole all of his weed.
Harry= That explains a lot.
Yes, yes it does.
------------------------Inside the place with Robes---------------------
Harry= ...and then the oaf killed the poor kid by strangulation.
Draco= DUDE! That dude is messed up.
Harry= I know! Look at him over there, Licking the window and getting people stuck in his beard....
Both Draco and Harry pause in thought for a couple of seconds. Slowly Draco turns to Harry, who is turning to him. Both of their faces are contorted with horror.
Draco= DUDE! That, that, is, like, a beard right. I, like, mean you, umm, like, don't think it's, like totally, something living, do you?
Harry= I don't know. I truly don't.
Draco= If you um want I'll, like totally, get him so fired by, like, letting myself get, like, attacked by a icky hippogriff.
Harry= Cool....Now on the next subject. I'll sneak my way through the hat and into Griffindor and sabotage them and you..
Draco= Hey dude, I could, like so, pretend to, like totally, hate you while totally secretly umm con. constororing no consorting YEAH THAT'S IT with you.
Both= Right.
Hagrid=Harry let's go.
Harry= *Walking with Hagrid* Hagrid, why is there a white owl attacking you.?
Hagrid= Huh? I didn't notice it. *Grabs it* Here is your birthday present.
Harry= *To Hedwig* If you hate Hagrid your okay by me.
Next Time On Harry Potter..
Ron= Hi person who will probably get more attention than me.
Harry= Hello peon. I mean Will you be my friend *Eyes start to water*
Harry and Hagrid had just walked through the secret, hidden wall that opens when you touch it.
Hagrid= Do you know what this here place is called Harry.
Harry= -in an absurdly bored tone- Diagon Alley.....
Hagrid= Curious little fella aren't you, well since you asked so kindly, it's called Diagon Alley.
Harry= -rolls eyes and sighs- Diagonally great.
Hagrid decided that he should do what Dumbledore said and heads off for Gringrotts, Harry in his grasp. Unfortunately he squeezes his hands too tight and kills the poor fool in his grip. Fortunately he had accidentally grabbed a Mary-Sue instead.
Hagrid= - Yelling over his shoulder- Hurry up Harry.
Harry= -In front of Gringrotts- Hagrid, you git, I'm waiting for you.
As they get in Hagrid gives Harry his key and goes to speak to the goblin.
--------------------------------------------------5 minutes later----------- -----------------------------
Hagrid= What do you mean I don't got permission, I have the letter right there.
Goblin= That letter says directly not to give you the parcel because you are a bumbling idiot that can only be trusted with a little shit of a kid.
Hagrid= Calling me a horse, Rooooowllll - Leaps on Goblin and starts a fight-.
Minutes later we find Hagrid outside Gringrotts, beaten up badly. Harry walks out the bank, two packages in hand with one being a huge money bag. He tosses the one parcel to Hagrid.
Harry= Here is the Sorcerers stone.
Hagrid= How did you know about that???????!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Harry= You told me on the way there, including how to get past all the challenges.
Hagrid didn't hear Harry though because he was crying because the goblins stole all of his weed.
Harry= That explains a lot.
Yes, yes it does.
------------------------Inside the place with Robes---------------------
Harry= ...and then the oaf killed the poor kid by strangulation.
Draco= DUDE! That dude is messed up.
Harry= I know! Look at him over there, Licking the window and getting people stuck in his beard....
Both Draco and Harry pause in thought for a couple of seconds. Slowly Draco turns to Harry, who is turning to him. Both of their faces are contorted with horror.
Draco= DUDE! That, that, is, like, a beard right. I, like, mean you, umm, like, don't think it's, like totally, something living, do you?
Harry= I don't know. I truly don't.
Draco= If you um want I'll, like totally, get him so fired by, like, letting myself get, like, attacked by a icky hippogriff.
Harry= Cool....Now on the next subject. I'll sneak my way through the hat and into Griffindor and sabotage them and you..
Draco= Hey dude, I could, like so, pretend to, like totally, hate you while totally secretly umm con. constororing no consorting YEAH THAT'S IT with you.
Both= Right.
Hagrid=Harry let's go.
Harry= *Walking with Hagrid* Hagrid, why is there a white owl attacking you.?
Hagrid= Huh? I didn't notice it. *Grabs it* Here is your birthday present.
Harry= *To Hedwig* If you hate Hagrid your okay by me.
Next Time On Harry Potter..
Ron= Hi person who will probably get more attention than me.
Harry= Hello peon. I mean Will you be my friend *Eyes start to water*