I Guess I'm back……… or am I

We rejoin are young anarchist… I mean hero…screw it ANARCHY FOR ALL HAHAHAHAHAHA

AT THE SHACK BY THE LAKE

Hagrid: 'ere 'e 'o HARRY. 'ack 'ith 'our 'istgusting a'usive 'amily

Harry: Whatever… jerk

Hagrid leaves, leaving Harry, our antagonist, alone with only his relatives, the very meaning of fear to the point of stupidity or visa versa, and a shit load of magical crap.

Harry: This will be fun…. Aw heck why not, Mwahahahaha Bwahahahahaha

AWWWW... His first diabolical laugh; isn't that adorable?

Harry: GLARES not cute

ELSEWHERE

Mysterious man #1: Sir, I've just picked up a diabolical laugh grade five.

Mysterious man #2: No worries sir, its an underage kid, though I am impressed at a grade five for a kid.

------September 1, Train Station------

Petty la pu: Se La Vi Mon Nephew

Vernon (tears running down his face): Change her back please.

Dudders: Squeeeeel. (Vernon hadn't noticed Dudley yet.)

Harry: Bye yonder family, try not to miss me too much…losers.

Harry wonders around aimlessly, cursing Hagrid for being a crappy guide and not telling him how to get on the train. Suddenly his sight is taken over by twenty something redheads.

Mrs. Weasley: Alright Percy, Fred, George, And Ron run through the magical barrier oh wait…poor dear are you trying to get on the train watch my boys.

The four reds run through the barrier.

Random Muggle Kid Daniel Radcliff Who Mrs. Weasley Was Talking To: Oh, My god how the hell did that happen.

Mrs. Weasley: Oops, thought that was Potter despite the tame hair and blue eyes. I thought I was on my way to having my own rich orphan. Sigh…obliviate.

Ginny: Mum that was the fifth kid today.

Mrs. Weasley: I really want a rich orphan… Now I know that you want to go to Hogwarts but only one year for you Ginny and only three for you Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, and Doc…Ginny where are the boys.

Ginny: points to a bloody clump on the train tracks They got run over.

Mrs. Weasley: Oh thank god, I can afford to let my other four kids out of the attic.

Ginny: They ummm starved to death a while ago.

Mrs. Weasley: I gave them food.

Ginny: You gave them old clothes stew… it didn't work.

Harry: Weird…perfect family to use. Time to go.

Our young antagonist quickly ran through the barrier, entering the train just in time to see Draco and give him the super secret hand signal.

Harry: Dude that was gay…

Draco: Yeah, it totally was.

Harry: Okay, meet up with me lately I have the perfect candidate to use.

Minutes later.

Ron: Hello person who will probably get more attention than me.

Harry: Hello peon…I mean will you be my friend.

Ron: Sure, I want a friend

(Golem Ron)– But no hes will get mores attention, nobodies will loves meeesss

(normal)- Nooo we can ride on his coattail.

(Golem)-Are you sures… sures people will lovings us.

(Normal)- Of course I'm sure love, of course I'm sure.

Harry- Oh dear God, what did I get myself into.