Disclaimer: I do not own nor make any profit off of Justice League or its characters. It belongs to DC Comics, Cartoon Network, etc.
A/N: A bit of a parody about Diana and Bruce, but all done in good fun.
Chapter 1: Bruce's Reasons
#1 Batman and Bruce Wayne both loving WW gives away my identity.
#2 If I lose you, I'll go on a rampage against everyone.
#3 You're immortal and I'll get old and die.
#4 I'm difficult to live with; I can't say I'm sorry.
#5 We would watch each other's backs too much; We could end up endangering ourselves and the others.
#6 I would be worried about you constantly.
#7 In my dreams, you reject me or I end up killing you.
#8 Any or all of these things could happen at anytime, anywhere, with anyone.
#9 I have 8 perfectly well founded and constructed reasons for us not to be together.
Diana read the list of Bruce's ridiculous reasoning and realized that she had a reason to counter each and every single one of his.
'Fight fire with fire,' she thought, then smiled wryly, 'Or more like water (being me) is going to put out said fire (Bruce).'
A/N: I will be revising and editing this story, then re-posting at a later date.