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A/N: A bit of a parody about Diana and Bruce, but all done in good fun.
Chapter 2: Diana's Counter
#1 We'll have to be careful.
#2 You have to learn control.
#3 When I left the island, I became mortal and if I hadn't, I would love you no matter how old you became.
#4 I can handle you and I'll have to teach you to say you're sorry.
#5 The others can handle themselves.
#6 I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself and you know that.
#7 A dream isn't real and if it's even close to an actual outcome, it's only one of may possible outcomes, it doesn't mean it's destined to happen.
#8 We will have to watch ourselves so that none of these things ever occur.
#9 I have 8 perfectly well-founded and constructed reasons for us to disregard your reasons and be together.
Batman finished reading the ludicrous list before him and shook his head.
'This is going to be harder than I imagined,' he thought to himself.
A/N: The war begins.