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The Dance of the Chocobos: Brandishing Bars of Soap!
So this singing quartet just happened to represent the highest athority, which, as afore mentioned, shall not be named, took the greasy geneticist to their hideout, which happened to be a secret room under the secret room of a bar! Well, this bar just happened to be the one where the freaky clones were, and when the singing quartet got there, the atmospher was quite...
Bzzt!
As we all well know, the expanse of land between Costa del Sol and the Mt. Corel reactor is quite expansive... So in the expense of boredom of this expansive journey on this expanded plane... we see an eccentric expanse of expense expended here! Currently, the whole group is traveling across a field surrounded by forest, and Crystal has even let Katie out of her bag for a little exercise.
Katie: Woof!
Good Katie. Here's a human treat. At the moment, she has decided to sing a little song, but she can't sing as well as Crystal, and the song is hardly little. And if you don't know this one, you're a big baka.
Katie::singing: This is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end...
Everyone else: SHUT UP!
Katie: I can't stop singing it, cause it's the song that doesn't end::singing: Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they just keep singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end...
Crystal runs over and clotheslines her.
Katie: Gwak!
No, this isn't child abuse. Sibling rivalry. It's normal.
Crystal: You shall never speak again!
They both begin to brawl upon the ground. From elsewhere, Tasuki (From Fushigi Yuugi) and Vegeta (from DragonBall Z) smell the scent of battle, and come running from their respective realms, which I also do not own, thank you, although I would LOVE to own Hotohori and Goku-san... :drool: Ah, so they run into the battle, and generally don't care who they fight, until a few minutes later, they come out of the fight only slightly messed up. However, Crystal and Katie are now a bloody mess upon the earth.
Everyone else: O.O;
Tasuki: Well, that was boring.
Vegeta: Very much. You don't look too worse for wear, though.
Tasuki: Well, that battle wasn't much of a challenge.
Vegeta: Oh, you wanna be roughed up?
Tasuki: BRING IT ON, VEGETABLE BOY!
Vegeta: YOU STUPID FLAMER!
They begin to brawl. The others are smart enough to know not to join in.
Tasuki: Rekka shinen!
Vegeta: WEAK!
The others watch for a while, then end up getting bored, 'cause the two of them are generally equally matched. They walk away from the fight.
Crystal::limping: Hey, can I get a little help here?
Cloud: Oh, okay.
Katie: ME FIRST!
Cloud: WHATEVER!
Cloud hands them each a potion. As you know, he doesn't have all the items, but Crystal and Angael, and their twin Infispace bags carry at least one of everything! Wanna know why they don't just pass out their ultimate weapons and such now? BECAUSE IT'S A PLOTHOLE! BWA HA HA HA!
Crystal::bleeding: A potion? Augh!
She reaches into her bag and pulls out an elixir. She uses it on herself.
Crystal: Much better.
Katie: How about me?
Crystal hands her two items.
Crystal: You're in worse condition than I am. You'll need two.
Katie, who isn't well seasoned in RPGing, doesn't know that one elixir is enough for anyone, so she uses both items, one of which is an elixir, the other of which is a silence bomb.
Katie: ...
Crystal: MWA HA HA HA!
Katie: ...!
Crystal: Don't say that. It's Vincent's line.
Katie: ...?
Crystal: Of course I do!
Everyone else just shakes their heads.
Tifa::sniff: What's that smell?
Everyone looks around, when their eyes land on Cloud. His hair is shiny with oil, his face is covered in grease, his hands are covered in grime, his fingernails are lined with dirt, and there's large sweat marks under his arms and on his back. Barret is in similar condition.
Aerith: Dear Holy... Bleh!
Yuffie: I've never smelt such... yuck!
Red XIII: With my advanced sense of smell, I'm on the verge of gagging.
Barret: What? I don't smell nothin'!
Angael: You and Cloud need a bath!
Cloud and Barret: NO! NOT A BATH!
Cloud: A curse upon your household!
Barret: May death fall on yo heads!
Crystal: You guys ARE a curse on our households!
Katie: And if we have to smell you much longer, we WILL be dead!
Angael looks around and points to a small forest where she can hear trickling water. Ah ha! A hot spring!
Angael: There! Grab 'em, girls!
Crystal: DOGPILE!
Crystal and Aerith leap on Cloud, while Angael, Tifa, Yuffie, Katie, and Red XIII all try to take down Barret. When they are properly knocked out, they proceed to drag them towards the hot springs. Warning! Temporary crossover alert! They all get to the hot springs.
Cloud: I don't want a bath! No one carries my favorite soap!
Crystal starts pulling soap out of her bag. They're all Final Fantasy VII brand.
Crystal: Jenova Gel?
Cloud: No.
Angael: Sephy Suds?
Cloud: NO!
Katie: Mako Massage?
Cloud: No.
Crystal: Lucrecia Lather?
Cloud: Nope.
Angael: Creme de la Hojo?
Cloud: Uh uh.
Katie: ì.í I know. Materia Mousse.
Crystal: That's hair stuff.
Katie: It could be used as soap!
Crystal: You're weird. How about ShinRa Shine?
Cloud: Close.
Angael: IT'S SOLDIER SOAP!
She pulls it out of her bag.
Cloud: You can't get this stuff unless you're in SOLDIER! How did you get it?
Angael: I stole it from Sephiroth's pocket.
Meanwhile, about a mile ahead of them, at another hot springs...
Sephiroth: ...
He's searching through his pockets.
Sephiroth: I know I put it here somewhere...
Back at the other hot springs, Cloud is stripping into his boxers.
Katie, Tifa, and Aerith::drool:
They all notice a large group of familiar looking people on the other side of the hot springs.
Kefka: Vwee hee hee hee!
Locke: Oh, shut up!
Kefka: I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!
Locke: ¬.¬; Whatever.
Terra: LOCKE! KISS ME!
Celes: LOCKE! KISS ME!
Edgar: LOCKE! KISS ME!
Everyone looks at him strangely.
Edgar: Well I don't seem to be having any luck with the ladies, do I?
Sabin::tear: Brother!
Edgar::tear: Brother!
They embrace.
Sabin::tear: You'll always be the best, Edgar!
Edgar::tear: Never as great as you!
Gau: Why silly men leaking?
Relm: Let me paint your picture!
Cyan: This is demeaning.
Shadow: ...try being a ninja for rent.
Wrexsoul: Ah... I'm dead.
Ghestal: Me too.
Cyan's wife: As am I.
Cyan's son: And me.
Cyan: Bunny!
Cyan's wife: Cyan!
Cyan's son: Daddy!
Cyan: Joe!
Cyan's son: Mommy!
Cyan's wife: Joe!
Cyan: Cyan!
Cyan's wife: Bunny!
Cyan's son: Joe!
They embrace.
Setzer: Everyone!
He opens his arms for a hug. Everyone ignores him.
Angael: SEPHIROTH!
She glomps Setzer.
Setzer: NOOOOO!
Crystal: NOOOOOOOO! I'VE LONG SINCE CLAIMED SETZER AS MY OWN! RELEASE HIM!
Angael: O.O
She drops him. Crystal runs up and huggles Setzer.
Crystal: I'm Crystal. Bishonen no Miko, or Priestess of Handsome Anime Men.
Setzer: Crystal!
Crystal: Setzer!
They embrace.
Angael: Sephiroth!
Setzer and Crystal: O.O;
Setzer and Crystal huggle eachother.
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The narrator huggles himself. Backup narrator!
The backup narrator huggles himself. Backup's backup!
The backup's backup huggles himself. Backup's backup's backup!
Feel the love.
Ah... that's it for chapter 14. I wanted to do something totally out of line, so I did. I was trying to make up for the horrible extension of the Costa del Sol scenes. I hope this did the trick.
The authoress huggles the reader.