Final Fantasy VII rights SquareEnix (I'm gonna have to get used to that…) does own; I do not. Please RandR, or may Sephiroth take your soul.
Yes… yes… an update. Thank you very much. This one has NOTHING to do with the script. Sorry.
The Dance of the Chocobos: Bloody Interlude
So, SimpTag…
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DAMNIT!
Sephiroth and Crystal leave Wonder Square and head to Speed Square. Angael enters Wonder Square. Sephiroth and Crystal get bored and head to Round Square. Angael leaves Wonder Square and heads to Speed Square. There's not an event at Round Square, so Crystal and Sephiroth leave and head to Battle Square. Angael starts to get angry and leaves Speed Square, heading for Round Square. Not finding them there, she heads to Chocobo Square.
Angael: Maybe if I just stay put here, they'll stop by, and I'll have the drop on them. Mwa ha ha ha! …now I'm monologue-ing?
Back in Battle Square…
Sephiroth: Ooooooooooh…!
Crystal: Aaaaaaaaah…!
Crystal and Sephiroth: It's killing time!
Sephiroth jumps a guy in the back of the room and steals his GP.
Guy: X.X;
Sephiroth: Thanks. I'm a far superior fighter. You surely won't be needing this.
Guy: X.X;
Sephiroth: Why, yes. I AM a god, aren't I?
MEANWHILE… Crystal is sneaking around inside the battle arena.
Crystal: Hmm… what's this? Sound speakers? This must be what plays the battle music in here…
She whips out her iPod, plays around with some of the wiring, and hooks it up to the speaker system.
Crystal: Mwa ha ha ha!
Climbing carefully up the side of the wall, she makes her way to the observation balcony and rips off her clothes… … …Take your time imagining this… … …to reveal a cheerleader uniform.
Crystal: Okay, Sephy-sama! Go go, rah rah rah!
Sephiroth walks in, looking badass. There's a massive bright light shining behind him and his cloak and hair are blowing in a non-existent wind, but at least it looks cool. Crystal pushes a button on her iPod and Dope's "Die MF Die" starts to blast through the speakers.
Sephiroth: HELL YES!
Speakers: Die mother f---er, die mother f---er, die! Die mother f---er, die mother f---er, die!
325 perfect battle later…
Sephiroth: Sooooo… does this championship belt make me look fat?
Crystal: Naw… but you DO look kinda stupid doing Omnislash. You keep hitting inanimate objects with Masamune. It's a bit… LONG… you know.
Sephiroth: I'm NOT overcompensating.
Crystal: Leather pants and no bulge, Sephiroth. Leather pants and no bulge.
Sephiroth: Oh, just you wait.
Crystal: …?
Sephiroth: I don't need your approval.
Crystal: Yes, you do.
Sephiroth: I don't have to prove anything.
Crystal: Yes, you do.
Sephiroth: Well, I don't care what you think.
Crystal: Yes, you do.
Sephiroth: …shut up.
See? You pester me enough, I'll actually update. But things have been tough here. I've had no job for the past 4 months or so, and I need to move out on my own soon, so I can't work for less than $10/hr. I have a new boyfriend, so a lot of my attention is going elsewhere. I'm waiting patiently to turn 21 this upcoming April so I can go drinking with him… I have to keep my parent's house up and running, while trying to find said job, and redecorate my room (my computer is elsewhere, so I can't get to my "Dance of the Chocobos" files, thus why this has NOTHING to do with FFVII storyline). And on top of all this, I had to cut off my beautiful hair. It's halfway down my neck now instead of halfway down my back. :cries: You won't see another update for a while, but I'll try and get my computer down and do some work in my spare time, okay? Meanwhile, I love hearing from readers. The reviews really keep me going. Thanks, everyone! Next time, I'll give you all a link to where you can look at the cover of the "Dance of the Chocobos" comic!