Title: Desperate
Chapter: 3
Description: Well you didn't think he was gonna pay, did you?
Other Notes: not an actual chapter! n.n GOMEN! But this had to be there. And OMG it feels like I caut and pasted some stuff together for this one. -sigh-
Disclaimer (done by Winry and Ed):
Winry: Kori-chan does not own the show Fullmetal Alchemist, though she greatly desires the Fullmetal Alchemist.
Ed: -sigh-
Winry: Well it's true.
Ed: I know. But still. I'M NOBODY'S PROPERTY!
Winry: Ed, just read your lines. -holds up wrench-
Ed: -gulp- yes ma'am. Ready steady go, on with the show!
Winry: THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE! -chases Ed with wrench-
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Ed burst into Roy's office ranting about something or another, it's not as though Roy cared.
"What do you want, Fullmetal? I'm not in the mood today."
"What is THIS?" Ed shoved a thick stack of receipts into Roy's face.
"It would appear you went on a long and expensive shopping trip." Roy replied coolly, without shifting his gaze from his paperwork. (wow, that's gotta be a first…)
"I WAS IN HEISSGART THURSDAY!"
"…And?"
"AND? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY AND? I DIDN'T SPEND FOUR HUNDRED THOUSDAND DOLLARS, I CAN'T AND WONT PAY IT!"
"Wow Ed. I had no idea your budget was shorter than you."
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK EM ON YOUR HEAD!" With that, Ed lunged at Roy, pinning him to the ground in a rather embarrassing position if someone were to walk in.
"My, Fullmetal, I thought you didn't like me." Roy smirked. Ed shot off the ground.
"I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! YOU PERVERTED JERK!"
"Shrimp"
"Asshole"
"Shorty"
"Dickhead"
"Midget"
"Fuckface"
"Dwarf"
"UGH! YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!" Ed, having run out of responses, bolted out of the colonel's office just as fast as he ran into it.
"AND I AM NOT PAYING FOR THOSE!" He shouted over his shoulder. Roy sighed and returned to his work.