Chapter 9

Finally they were back in Japan. Back to normal, Well if you call them normal.. It was now March.

Yuri was reading on the couch and Rosetta and Marion were watching TV. Layla came running in "Guys guess what!" "You won the lottery?" "Your water broke!" "NO! SAMMY SHIT A BOOT!" They all stared "Where'd you get that.." "Mike." She said. Everyone sighed. "How about we go out?" Said Yuri. Everyone nodded "okay!" They started walking down the block "Yuri do we have to walk.. My feet hurt.." complained Layla. Yuri sighed, "It's good for you.." Everyone growled. Just then, a car passed them. It backed up; it was Kalos and two other guys. "Yo guys. This is Usher and Lil John." "Heeyy." Yelled Lil John. Yuri looked at the bottom of the car. Their feet were sticking out "Is that umm.. A flinstone car kalos.." Kalos nodded "It's Ghetto but keeps everything together. I don't have to pay for fuel." Yuri sighed "I understand.." "Um Yuri I have a favor of you." He handed him a package. Yuri shook it "What is it?" "That I can't tell you." And Kalos, Lil John and Usher where off "Yabadaba YEAHH." Screamed little John. Yuri shook the package again "Whatever.." He read the address "HOLY SHIT." "Who's it for?" asked Rosetta. Yuri was pale "Mister Hamilton.." Layla growled "I'm not going." Yuri sighed "I will don't worry." And so they went to the restraunt. Everyone ordered and started eating. Just than three people walked into the restraunt. It was Frey, Warra and Kentaro. "Hey it's the people for the maternity store…" Said Layla. "Hey guys!" Yelled Freya and ran over to them "How's everything going?" Yuri nodded "Fine." Kentaro walked up to Yuri and put his hand out 'Nice to see you man." Yuri shook his hand. "A TEENAGE BLONDE WITH A BABY INSIDE GETTING HIGH OFF INFORMATION!" Screamed Warra. "Shut up!" screamed Layla. "What?" said Warra "It's a song!" She continued "And Buy me a star on the boulevard It's CALAFORNIACATION!" Everyone sighed. "I'll never figure her out.." sighed Freya. Kentaro sighed "so how long man?" Yuri looked up "Um.. 2 months." Kentaro nodded "Just think how they'll feel.. I had this problem. Kids with parents only a like 17 years older than them. Think of the meetings you'll have to go to." Yuri looked at him and went into a trance.

"So what is your names?" Asked a man.

"well.. I'm Scot and this is my Father Yuri."

"Doctor Yuri!"

"Yeah whatever.."

"So Scot.. What is your problem with your father."

"Well first of all, He had me when my mom was 17, and he wants to take over the world, How crazy can you get! And he wants me to take his place when he dies!"

"But who will take over the world when I die scot.. We need a genius to do it."

"But I don't want to!"
"well Scot." Said The man "What do you want to do?"
"Well.. I like animals I was thinking of being a vet.."

"But scot!"

"Shut up dad Your not a good father!"
"Yes I am! I'm Hip I'm cool! ADAKADAKAKDAAK"

"Okay Doctor Yuri please sit now.."

"Oh good lord.." Sighed Yuri. Kentaro laughed "It's Okay buddy!" Yuri sighed "Whatever.." Soon everyone finished eating breakfast and left. They went into town to go shopping at the mall. "Yurii.. My feet.." complained Layla. Yuri sighed "You wantg a carriage or something!" He screamed. She stared at him. "Oh.. I'm sorry.." He said. Layla growled "it's okay.." So they continuously walked around the mall and shopped. Finally they went into the store "Bannana Republic." Marion looked around "Umm.." She pointed to the other side of the store. Leon was their, and he was sniffing girls panties. Marion walked over to him "Umm leon what the fuck are you doing.." Leon jumped "Nothing nothing!" He dropped his bag and all girls clothes fell out. "Eep! Leon you're a..a DRAQUEEN!" Leon panicked "NO OF COURSE NOT!" Marion was scared. Layla was holding up a black thong "Think this will look good on me." "Eh.." said Yuri. Layla looked at him angrily "Answer me.." "Umm.. Yeah.." He said putting his hand behind his head. "Hey guys.." said Leon walking over to them "Wow Layla, Your buying that!" Layla looked over "Yeah why not?" Leon laughed "That is so not your color! Teeheehee." Everyone stared at him. "I Mean, It would'nt look good on you!" Layla looked at it "well Not now.. I'll buy it for after I have the baby, If you know what I mean." And She put her finger on Yuri's lips. And walked away to pay for it. "ahh Ahh…" Yuri was shocked. "Hey dude, Your nose is bleeding.." Said Leon. Yuri covered his nose. Everyone was leaving the store. Leon sighed. "What's wrong?" asked Yuri. "Well.. Since my sister died I never have any more fun at the mall.. Oh you should see the things we use to do.." Yuri looked over to him "What'd you do.?" Leon smirked "Can I show you!" Yuri nodded confused. "Come with me!" Said Leon and took off the nearest music store. He took out a CD and slipped it in the Cd Player. Party Boy started playing. He started dancing. Than he ripped off his clothes and started to Lap dance on random people. "I can't handle this guy.." said Layla. And they ditched Leon. "I can't believe it's almost april.." said rosetta. "Hey wait!" said Marion "Yuri is'nt your birthday in may!" Yuri nodded "Yes why?" Marion smiled "Your gonna be 19." Yuri nodded "Yes.. Umm Why?" "Don't know.. Everyone says 19 is the pimp age.." "Pimp..Age?" Said Yuri. Marion nodded "Imagine Yuri as a pimp.. he'd get so many girls.. He'd have to lie to them to get them off his chest.." Layla growled "Well that won't be happening."

Yuri looked up and thought.

"Even through times, Even if he left me.. I will never forget.. Yuri Killian."

"Yuri Killian." "Yuri Killian." "Yuri Killian." "hairy. Hairy pair of testicals." "Yuri Killian." "YURI KILLIAN, HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WHERE A SECERT AGENT." "Because Jennifer." "It's Kaitlyn." "I changed your name for your protection."

"We should be getting home now." Laughed Yuri. Everyone nodded and left. As they left Leon was still naked and getting chased by the cops. "I'm GOING COMMANDO!" Screamed Leon and laughed Manically.