A month passed after that. It was May now. Layla's last month. Nothing happened that April except; Layla woke up with plastic grass surrounding her. Anyway back to May. May fifth.
"Yuri it fucking hurts!" Screamed Layla holding her stomach. Yuri sighed, "You'll have to get through it.. It's the last month anyway." Layla growled. Yuri was cooking for Marion who was coloring a picture of 50 cent. "Hey Yuri." Said Rosetta "Are we doing anything on your birthday?" Yuri looked over to her "Um.. We might go out to eat or something with Leon and Dio.. That's about it." Rosetta nodded "I'll cancel my appointment." "What appointment.." Said Yuri. It was too late, Rosetta was already gone. "Oh well.." Said Yuri. "I'm done!" Yelled Marion. Yuri looked at her like she was crazy, I mean, who colors 50 cent?
The next day came soon. "Yuri look at all these birthday cards.." Said Rosetta and she handed them to him one by one.
He looked at the first one.
To Yuri DearestHappy Birthday! Your 19 now, I can't believe that many years have passed between us.. Please come vist again!
Yulia
To Yuri
Yo mother fucka. I mean.. Hi Yuri. Happy birthday. Don't write back.
Dio
To Yuri
Your condoms have been delivered. The pharmacy.
"What the hell!" Screamed Rosetta. "That's nothing!" Yuri laughed and threw it out. Yuri looked over to layla. She was cleaning. "Um.. Layla.." He said. "No time to talk. Your house is a mess. I must clean it." She said. Yuri was confused "Um.. Okay.." Layla continued her cleaning. A few hours later everyone was watching TV except Layla who was still cleaning. "I want that." Said Marion pointing to the TV. "Baby Cheu Cheu..?" Yuri asked. Marion nodded "That is the real Shit." Yuri got up "I'm going to Doosh off for a while." "WHAT!" Everyone screamed. "Sorry I forgot we where back in Japan. Doosh means Shower in Russian." He laughed. Everyone stared with their mouths open.
The next day was Yuri's birthday. He got up and sat on the couch. He had no shirt on (SEXY) and looked a mess. "Happy Birthday Yuri!" Screamed Marion and Rosetta running out of their room. Marion put a pink happy Birthday hat on him and they both gave him a gift. "Oh.." Said Yuri "Thank.. Thank you.." He rubbed his eyes and yawned. He opened marions present. He held it up "Marion.." She nodded. "Do you know what this is.." He said. Marion shrugged "It looked like a kind of pricked, but it was rubber. I liked how it felt on my hands so I bought myself one." Yuri stared. "You should see what I did with mine. It felt so good.. The way it tickled me from the inside!" Marion bought Yuri a neck Massager. Rosetta handed him a present "Open it!" Yuri opened it. He held it up. "It's long and pink. I thought it suited you, you know the way you always let it hang out. And your old one was so fuzzy and bumpy so I bought you this silky new one. It looks so real.." Yuri looked at it again. Rosetta bought him a belt. "That was um.. Nice of you two.." He said looking oddly at the two items. Than Layla came out. She looked delapadated too. Her shirt was open and her Bra was really tight and you saw um.. If you know what I mean. "Happy.." She yawned "Birthday Yuri.." She handed him a present. "OH Thank you Layla!" He said. He only seemed grateful for her gift. He opened it. There was one Jelly Bean inside. "Um Layla.." "Shut Up!" She screamed, "The birds need to eat too!" Yuri sighed "Umm Thank you.." She held out her hand. There was a big pile of money in it. He took it. "Thanks Layla." He said. She nodded "It'll pay for dinner and stuff tonight." He nodded. And so they all got ready that night to go out. "Yuri Almost ready?" Said Layla. "Yes." He said and walked out of his room "Let's go." They all left the house, and got into the car. He drove them to the nearest bar called "The Bar" "These stores have the gayest names" explained Layla. Yuri sighed "Umm..Yeah." They walked inside and met Leon and Dio. "Yo motha fucka!" Screamed dio "I mean.. Hi Yuri.." Leon was fondling his breasts "I think you grew. Teehee hee! I mean.. I had a hair their.." "That's odd,…" said Rosetta. Than Layla ran over to everyone who sat themselves at the bar "Come on people! Where gonna have a party open up some bacardi!" "Layla. You can't drink, I'm sorry.." Said Yuri. "What kind of gay Bullshit is this fucking fucked up pricked thing! I CANT DRINK! OH FUCKS NO!" She screamed. Yuri sighed "Um No.." "Yo waiter bring us some wine over here!" Screamed Rosetta. Pretty soon, One became twenty and twenty became thirty and then, they got drunk. "Hehe Layna go get me shom Beer would Ja.." Leon hiccupped and started to sing.
Leon: A long Long time ago!
Yuri looked up and started singing along.
Yuri: I can still remember how that music used to
make me smile and I knew if I had my chance I could make those people
dance!
Than Dio joined in.
Dio: And maybe they'd be happy for a while..
Rosetta joined in too.
Rosetta: But February made me shiver, with every
paper I'd Deliver, Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one
more step!
Supposedly they all knew the song. Layla and Marion
looked at each other.
Yuri: I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, but something touched me deep inside the day, the music died. So..
Dio, Leon, Yuri and Rosetta: Bye Bye Miss American pie drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry, and good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this'll be the day that I die, This'll be that day that I die.
Than Dio stood on the bar table and shouted out really loud.
Dio: Did you write the book of Love? And do you have faith in god above!
He got stopped. The bar tender was pulling on his pants. "You have to leave now." Said the bar tender "before I get you guys arrested." Everyone left. Layla drove home. When they got their, Yuri fell dead asleep onto the couch.
Layla sighed and went to bed.