"What the crap is a bar?" asked Erk with a strange tone. "Is it a person, place, or thing?"

"It's a place, but it'll be the coolest thing you'll ever see." Answered RICK, the amazing tactician. "It's a place where you gamble..." he grinned at Joshua, "Drink, eat out, and all sorts of stuff!"

"That sounds fun!" said Tana cutely, "How about it Cormag?"

Cormag shrugged, "I'm fine with it princess."

"It's all good' I'm up to it." Said Raven.

Everyone except Seth looked over to Joshua. "Well…?" asked RICK.

"I thought my answer was obvious! Gambling's what I do best! Well… sort of, but I love doing it!" exclaimed Joshua.

RICK was about to ask Seth when Erk walked quickly, dragging Raven along, "Then it's settled. Let's go."

"Dosen't my opinion matter to you?" asked Seth bitterly.

"You really don't want to know the answer to that." RICK pointed out. "Look, I care, now if you want to go or not, the choice is yours."

"I'll go since everyone else wishes it. I don't want to be RUDE or anything." Seth glared at Erk.

AT THE BAR

RICK returned from the bathroom to find Erk and Raven missing, Joshua playing poker, Tana and Cormag making… out, and Seth on top of the table dancing to Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stafani being cheered by nearly hundreds of fellow bars-people.

He ran up to Tana who wasn't as nearly drunk as Cormag and asked her, "Whatthehellis –hick- goin'on." He was drunk himself and about to keel over.

"Well Raven and Erk ran off somewhere, Seth had a little too much to drink, as did Cormag, but I really didn't like the taste, so yea. He is SUCH a good kisser –hick-."

"That's the way… -hick- After this oneglass… Justonemore… -hick-" said Cormag. "Heyyou! Onemorejustone… -hick-"

The barman looked scared, "I think you've had enough sir…"

"ONEMORr! –hick-" yelled Cormag. Tana slowly walked away. RICK and Tana watched as Cormag jugged the beer down and fainted.

RICK, "This is just –hick- scary."

Tana brushed herself off, "Oh, well. At least Seth is still dancing. He is SUCH a good dancer!"

RICK nearly threw up as he watched Seth 'shake his thang' and yell.

"THIS SHIT IS BANNANAS! WOOO! B-A-N-A-NAS!" The crowd screamed and cheered. Seth leaped off the table and was carried through the massive audience.

"Holy Moses!" Shrieked RICK, his drunkness had just about warn off now. "JOSHUA!" he yelled and ran over to the poker table.

"Wha… -hick-" said Joshua ,"Oh, goodie –hick- -hick- -hick- Iwan!"

"Joshua!" he paused and looked at his immensely large pile of money, "How much did you drink? We need to find Erk and Raven!" said RICK.

"Don'tbe awrorryin' me heartin's Ibe find friends Ibe… -triple hick-" said Joshua.

RICK grabbed Joshua's shoulders and shook him back and forth, "How. Much. Did. You. Drink!"

"Justonep-p-pint. Mi heatin-hick- -double hick-" said Joshua.

RICK wiped the sweat from his brow, "Oh, thank goodness it was small… Now we need to find Erk-" he was cut off.

"Oh, hohohoho!" Joshua grabbed a large glass almost as large as him and added,"Dismy friendIS A PINT!"

"Okay, just… stay here. C'mon Tana." Said RICK he grabbed Tana by the hand and pulled her along, searching for Erk and Raven.

Tana stopped him, "Shouldn't you try Seth?"

They looked over and watched him being carried around while the people cheered, "Seth Seth Seth!"

Seth screamed out, "WOO-HOO! I LUV YOU ALL! MY HOMIES!"

RICK sighed. "He is in his own world now, there is nothing I can do know."

Tana nodded, "I see."

After what seemed like hours of looking, RICK and Tana found Erk and Raven at a table surrounded by women.

Erk grinned, "So how often do you ladies go to this bar?"

They started giggling and one was playing with his hair. RICK heard a few girls whispered, "He's so cute."

Raven was currently hiding under the table.

Tana sighed, "If only that Serra girl was here."

RICK snapped his fingers, "Don't worry, I always keep a 'Serra in a box' in hand."

He pulled out a small black box and pulled the red tab attached to it.

Suddenly, Serra appeared out and ran towards Erk screaming, "ERK YOU CHEATING BASTARD!"

The other girls ran away as Serra charged forward and tackled Erk.

Tana shrieked. "Shouldn't we help him?"

RICK shook his head, "Don't worry, the Serra should wear off in an hour or so."

ON THE WAY TO RICK'S PLACE

Raven was carrying Cormag on his back and RICK was pulling Seth along as his supporters threw him some roses.

Erk started laughing hysterically. He was still drunk apparently. Tana's eyes became bloodshot.

"You-!" she began as she started smacking Erk with her killer lance.

Raven curiously asked, "Shouldn't we help him?"

RICK ignored the statement but answered anyway, "I'm simply going to say no this time."

End of Chapter 3

"Wow sir RICK-i mister. That sure wuz a killer chapter, pretty craze tough. " said Raven.

"I know, we sort of got drunk too bad… Anyway on the next chapter, the small gang travels to my house where they get more than freaked out."

"Seven Days!"