"Oh, my ooooooo…" Cormag tossed and turned on his couch. He woke up suddenly to a strange smell. His head felt really dizzy and even when he sat up he felt like throwing up. Apparently, he was on a black leather sofa and about five feet in front of him was the largest 'glass box' he had ever seen.

"What happened last night?" asked Erk who currently, was slowly walking around while holding a small trash can. Cormag could hear it's "contents" slosh around as he walked.

Seth was by a trashcan as well and ever few seconds or so he would throw up or scream out asking where all the roses came from.

Tana was running around dusting every little thing that to her, looked untidy. Cormag saw Joshua's shadow in the bathroom, but he did NOT want to know what he was doing.

On the coffee table next to Cormag were three bags of McDonald's food and a note from RICK. It read:

Yo, peeps. I hope yall are feeling better. I went to the store to buy some groceries and Advil. Don't touch anything except for the following:

Tana can dust anything except the master bedroom, it needs to be messy. I taught Tana how to play a DvD for yall, but don't take one from my secret stash. I got yall McDonalds, it's good, eat it. The trashcans are okay to throw up in, but throw up anywhere else and consider yourself dead and buried 10 times over. And whatever you do, DON'T TOUCH MY BLACK PHONE!

Have fun, I'll be home in a few hours.

RICK,

the amazing tactician.

Cormag slowly put the note down and inspected the three bags. He wiffed a smell and gaped. It smelled like solid lard, grease, and all sorts of nasty stuff. Pretty soon, everyone else had gathered round, read the note, and taken a wiff at the greasy bags.

"It looks so naaaasssty…. Ew!" Tana shrieked.

"Yes, let's poke it." Said Cormag.

Everyone grabbed something to poke it with, whether it was their finger or not, somebody poked it with something.

Seth concluded, "I say, we throw it out before it takes over our body and devours our souls."

"I've survived much longer than a few hours without food. I say we just ignore them until RICK gets back." Said Cormag.

"Okay, just make sure it's not facing me while we watch one of RICK's Dvps." Said Tana.

She opened a small wardrobe under the television and found a small section leabled: Secret Stash. She started calling out names to choose from, "Let's see we have: The Grudge, The Ring, Signs, Exorcist, Exorcist2, Exorcist3, Saw, The Ring two, White Noise, and The Carebear trip to Care a lot." She said.

Cormag can forward, "But mistress, on the note he said not to go into his secret stash of Dvds."

"Yea I know." She said, "But really, if this were his secret stash, wouldn't he hide it or something?"

"I think we're forgetting about RICK's forgetfulness, but oh, well. Let's watch the Ring!" Erk shrieked happily.

"Okay Erk!" said Tana just as happily. She grabbed the small disk and pooped it into the dvd player. Everyone was amazed. "It's going to play on the big box screen, don't sit too close, or you'll go blind."

The boys gasped. "Amazing…" the said.

AROUND 2-3 HOURS LATER

"Why Seven days!" Erk wailed, "Can't she come kill us right before we die or something!"

"A lonely mother should never have to see her son's funeral. I'm sorry mother…" said Joshua sadly.

Tana was sobbing and cuddleing RICK's teddy bear.

"Those poor people in the big box… I'm sorry Eirika, I could do nothing…" Seth started hypervenalating.

"I'm sorry brother, I'll never get to avenge you." Said Cormag sadly."Wait!" he added. "If we apologize for all that we've done, maybe Samara will forgive us."

"Apologize?" said Erk, "That's crazy, so crazy. Wait, so crazy, that it just, might, work!"

Everyone gathered around in a circle and held hands.

"Okay, who wants to go first?" asked Cormag.

Slowly, Erk raised his hand, "One time, I accidentally burned almost all of an ancient library's books, and my master Pent was blamed for it."

The group gasped.

"I'll go next." Said Cormag, "One time, there was this obnoxious old man… I used my wyvern to scare him into having a seizure. I also put a spell on Pablo, not allowing him to sleep."

Seth made a –tick- noise.

"And then, I accidentally pushed my brother's old wyvern in a meat grinder. And then--"

"Please no more." Said Erk as he ran out of the circle and threw up.

The group waited for him to return and then Raven told his sin.

"I promised my sister that I would marry her when we were little." Said Raven before sighing.

The group shuddered.

"One time, I was with my friend and she asked me if a skit made her look fat. I said no. But it DID!" yelled Tana. She screamed into the teddy bear and sobbed.

The group pretended to looked scared

"I once spent my personal fortune all on gambling," Joshua looked away embarrassed.

The group remained silent.

"I once assisted in an attempt to turn the top half of our King purple by putting dye in his bathtub." Said Seth.

Everyone paused, they were really scared now.

"I think we're clean now." Said Erk, "So now what? Do we just wait to see if she if she calls or not?"

Suddenly, the phone rang. Erk started to panic, "Do you know how to answer the phone!"

"Yea. I think so. But isn't the point to not answer the phone?" answered Tana.

Erk was officially flipping out, "But if you don't she might just change it to 3 days or something. I want to live longer!"

"Okay, Okay." She said as she slowly picked up the phone from a black case. The phone was black too. Accidentally, she pressed a random button. A red light showed above the Record button.

It was RICK's mom.

"Hi sweetie!" she said not paying attention to who was on the line. "I know you don't like me calling all the time but I just called to say that I got you the cutest teddy bear for the collection! Please, please, please, let me pick out the name this time. He looks SO much like a Lil' Timmy T. to me. Bye!" She hung up.

Out of the phone holder popped a small cassette tape. Tana had dark shadows around her eyes.

"With this black phone, I will get blackmail on our tactiainc!" she shrieked.

Everyone gasped.

End of chapter 4

"Tsk, Tsk. What did I say about touching my dark, evil, and soul possessing, black phone?" RICK asked Erk.

"What is that phone?" Erk demanded.

"It's a dark evil thing that posses you with an evil thief and prank master for a short period. And I got it from a garage sale for only 10 bucks!"

"Figures…" said Erk.

"Well, thanks a lot cause now Tana is possessed by an evil pranker, and I'm going to get pranked!" RICK screamed.

"You're welcome." Said Erk happily.